When I was younger 
I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah 
Actually I didn't do that 
'Cos I didn't want the cow to be sad 
But some of my friends did 
They were all just a little bit wicked 
They'd blow up mail boxes 
With a baseball bat 
Go for direct hits 
 
I know how to win you can forget it 
They throw rotten eggs into traffic 
Toilet paper the fences 
Throw the tables, chairs, and the benches 
After practice 
Sometimes we would break into mad fits 
Causin' damage 
(Burnin' amplifiers and mic stands) 
 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous 
 
I've got a confession 
That I will make if you will listen 
Late in the nighttimes 
We'd drive around with hairspray and sharp knives 
Lookin' for road kills 
Lightin' things on fire for cheap thrills 
Stab the corpses 
And lick the knives like we're evil forces 
 
Hockey games on frozen ponds 
No safety pads were ever put on 
Drivin' home on country roads 
Sixty-five in a twenty-five zone 
In my parents Tercel 
How did we survive so well 
Throw the keys and the wheel locked up 
I almost killed every one us 
 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous 
 
There must be 
A guardian angel 
Or some kind of destiny we have 
'Cos we should have died 
A long time ago 
The way that we were livin' in our paths 
 
What will we say when our kids come to us 
And ask, with a smile on their face, 
"Hey Dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords! 
Is it cool if we slash up his place?" 
Hey 
Hey 
Hey ("Is it cool if we slash up his place?") 
And get dangerous 
 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous (Boo yah!) 
Everybody get dangerous 
Everybody get dangerous 
 
(Ow!) 
Ow! 
Ow! 
Gow! 
Gow! (Yee, heeya!) 
(Gow!)