Well you should see Polythene Pam 
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man 
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag 
Yes you should see Polythene Pam 
Yeah yeah yeah 
 
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt 
She's killer-diller when she's Jacked to the Hilt 
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" 
Yes you could say she was attractively built 
Yeah yeah yeah