Plot / Description
At crucial moments of a football game, only certain players are trusted with the ball. But that's just a game. The football is also the name for the briefcase kept close with the President at all times, which contains codes needed in the event of nuclear war.
I'm good at war. I've had a lot of wars of my own and I'm really good at war. I love war.
This is not a joke.
I don't care.
Including with nukes. Yes, including with nukes.
Not at all.
"I Love War"
"Yes, Including With Nukes"