Voiceover

Store cashier: "OK, so it's $37.08. Uh, paper or plastic?" 
Customer: "Plastic" 
Green Police in store: "That's the magic word. Green Police. You picked the wrong day to mess with the ecosystem Plastic Boy." 
 
Green Police sifting through trash: "Battery!" "Let's Go! Take the house!" 
 
Green police hovering in helicopter over house: "Put the rind down! Sir! That's a compost infraction!" 
 
Green Police outside man's house: "Did you install these bulbs?" 
Man: "yeah." 
 
Reporter: "Tragedy strikes tonight as a man has just been arrested for possession of an incandescent lightbulb." 
 
Green Police with water bottles: "What do you guys think about plastic bottles now?" 
 
Green Police at outdoor hot tub: "The water setting is at 105." 
 
Green Police at Eco Roadblock: "You got a TDI here? Clean diesel. You're good to go, sir." 
 
Green Police to Bridgeport Police: "Good afternoon officers. Are those foam cups you're drinking from? Please step out of the car and put them on the hood."

Written Text

Green has never felt so right.  
Green car of the year.  
Audi A3 TDI clean diesel. 
Audi. Truth in engineering.