Plot / Description"Stop Taking in Stray Animals"
This commercial shows a man up is upset by how high his cable bill is, so he throws something. This makes his girlfriend worried that he has anger management issues. He gets a bad reputation and loses all his friends so has a lot of free time. Because he never has to deal with people, he just ends up growing a long beard and looking like a homeless man. He ends up bringing in stray animals, and in fact, can't stop. Soon his house is full of stray animals including cats, dogs, ferrets, and even raccoons and squirrels... all because his cable bill was so high.
The moral of the story is that you should get DirecTV so that your house doesn't fill up with stray animals.
VoiceoverWhen you pay too much for cable, you throw things.
When you throw things, people think you have anger issues.
When people think you have anger issues, your schedule clears up.
When your schedule clears up, you grow a scraggly beard.
When you grow a scraggly beard, you start taking in stray animals.
And when you start taking in stray animals, you can't stop taking in stray animals.
Stop taking in stray animals. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
Written TextGet rid of cable
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