Plot / Description
A man is upset over the price of his high cable bill. He drives to his parent's house to find some comfort, but instead discovers his parents having an old-person orgy, with everyone sitting on the floor of the living room, giving shoulder massages. The man is now upset to discover something new about his parents and gets in the car to drive away. He is driving while crying, and accidentally drives into a pizzeria that apparently makes great baked ziti. Don't drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti.Voiceover
When you pay too much for cable, you feel dejected.
When you feel dejected you need some comfort.
When you need some comfort you make a surprise visit home.
When you make a surprise visit home, you discover something new about your parents.
When you discover something new about your parents, you speed off with tears in your eyes.
And when you speed off with tears in your eyes, you drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti.
Don't drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTVWritten Text
Get rid of cable.
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