When Haley announces she is taking a semester off to raise money for charity through organic mulch, Stan is depressed because she is not interested in his idea to start a dry cleaning business instead. Meanwhile, Deputy Director Bullock finds out they need to spend any remaining money in the CIA budget immediately or face cutbacks in the following year. They go to a strip club to spend the money. Stan meets a stripper named Tanquarei and talks her into the dry cleaning business. Haley's business takes off while Stan's goes into the tank. Stan decides the answer is to hire even more strippers. Roger promptly puts them on the internet and teases Steve. Bored, Tanquarei goes back to stripping to make money for Stan. Stan shows up at the club but finds out it is Ladies Night and the girls have left. The club manager is impressed with Stan's build and talks him into dancing for money when he is short dancers. Stan passes of the money he makes as money earned by the dry cleaning business. Roger takes Haley to the club to cheer her up because she is depressed that Stan appears to be succeeding. She sees him dancing and realizes he lied. She returns home to find Tanquarei leaving who tells her she should appreciate her father's advice. 
 
Meanwhile, Steve and his friends find out they have been accepted for space camp. It turn out the time at camp will be spent doing unexciting, administrative things. When Steve sees the girls Roger has in his room making out with each other, he and the gang decide to escape. When they get home, they find the girls have already left. Roger tosses them a g-string to fawn over until he tells them it was Stan's.