Peter pretends to be a "Journalist" on TMZ, following Stewie around after he gets a case of stage fright during the school play, and goes a little off the deep end.

Peter's boss is sexually harassing him at work. She gives him a special uniform, consisting of denim short, cut-off shorts, and a tank top. He enters her office and asks why there is an old gas station and a dusty old Pepsi machine in her office. The boss tells him to re-enact Cindy Crawford's famous sexy 1990's Pepsi Commercial.