Fifty Shades of Grey
written by E.L. James
part of Fifty Shades

After Jake injures himself on a case, Terry forces him take time off and rest - something Jake doesn't know how to do. Across town, Holt and Rosa try to avoid intimate conversation during a double-date with their significant others.

Robin wants Barney to ask her father for permission to marry her. Lily and Ted both want to plan the wedding. Baby Marvin's constipation causes stress for Lily and Marshall.

Piper wants the prison's outdoor running track reopened, but in order to get it, she'll have to give her corrections officer something he wants.

Leslie negotiates with her fellow councilmen to get her bill to extend pool hours to pass. Chris creates a 3-1-1 hotline for citizens to call with their problems. Also, Ron helps a citizen fix a pothole in front of their house and Ben and April try to take a road trip to visit Leslie and Andy.

Twenty-four hours before Selina's first major speech as President, her staff frantically tries to work out how she can say two completely opposite things (cuts in the military/ spending on the families first bill) at the same time. But, just before the speech begins, everything falls apart. The staff adjusts to their new roles in the White House: Gary questions his worth now that he can no longer be close to Selina. Jonah is put off by the hands-on approach of the new VP's chief of staff, Teddy. Amy learns that Bill Ericsson, a rival campaign manager, may make a play for her job. Mike is trying to be healthy.

Nancy is losing touch with Stevie so she plans a trip to the zoo but things get interrupted when Kiku calls. Silas makes a new friend then Shane invites his new girl friend Angela who is also in Shane's police academy to dinner while Andy and Jill are involved in a fight.

Everyone in the office is excited when promos start running on TV for the documentary. Dwight makes Angela jealous when he starts dating a Brussels sprout farmer. Meanwhile Jim has a big meeting with Major League baseball player, Ryan Howard (as himself).

Peter and Carter go to Africa to get their money back after they are swindled in an e-mail scam. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg's friend, Patty.

David and Bryan decide that they would like Goldie to be their surrogate once again after their son is born, meanwhile, Bryan's ex-boyfriend Monty returns to town and begins causing trouble.

Frankie's first day at school learning to be a dental assistant doesn't go so good. Frankie and Mike insist Axl better his grades when it looks like his broken foot will interfere with his chance of receiving a college sports scholarship. Sue and Brick think they've got an item that will fetch big money from the local pawn store.

Norma's healing powers draw more believers. Piper creates a new business venture. Caputo breaks in the new hires.

Too many inmates seem to be getting religion, so a rabbi comes to visit and Leanne tries to organize Norma's followers.

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Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.