- Dates: September 2014 - December 2014
- Type: Television Commercial
"Get The Ultimate Destiny Experience on PlayStation at Walmart" 1: You get Destiny for PS4? 2: Got it at Walmart. 1: Did you also pick up some better gaming skills? 2: Didn't need those. 1: Well, drop in on my strike mission cause I'm pinned down. I could use some teamwork. 2: Shocker. I'm shocked that you're pinned down. 1: Less talk, more cover fire. 2: I got your back. I'll kill some bad guys, change your diapers, whatever it takes. 1: I would get your back, but I literally can't cover that much area. 2: You're like a stunt man. A stunted growth man. 1: You know how you could become legend? 2: How? 1: By actually pulling your own weight. I mean I would pull your own weight, but I don't have like a winch. 2: You know how you can become legend? 1: How? 2: By finally ordering off the grownup menu. 1: Your cowardice is legendary. 2: Your fear is legendary. 1: Your rear is legendary. 2: Your visible ear wax is legendary. 1: Your attention to my earwax is legendary. Why are you looking at my ears all the time? 2: Your nose hair is legendary. 1: You know, your neck has a neck which is weird. 2: Seriously, I've seen zip-lines shorter than your nose hair. 1: We're humanity's last chance. 2: Well, I am. 1: Well, mostly me. 2: Humanity is like, "Thank you, Steve." 1: Humanity is like, "We're all good here. I think Nick's got us covered." 2: You're welcome, humanity. 1: No thanks, humanity. 2: Humanity, Steve's got this. 1: Well, then, humanity's doomed. Rated T for Teen. Get the ultimate Destiny experience on PS4 at Walmart. Walmart Save money. Live better. Playstation 4 Destiny console bundle $449 Destiny $59.96