Kentucky Fried Chicken

It's music to your mouth! "Kentucky Fried Chicken® | Phillip (:15)" Three chicken tenders, taters and gravy I threw in a biscuit and a big ol' cookie My $5 Fill Up will fill you up, guaranteed! Isn't that right, fella? It's still finger lickin' good. Col. Sanders' Recipe KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken "it's finger lickin' good"

The Colonel and his Mandolin Band are back with another tasty tune. "Kentucky Fried Chicken® | Phillip" Howdy, folks. This is me, Colonel Sanders. For $5 you can fill up your car with gasoline, or you can fill up yourself with my $5 Fill Ups with finger lickin' good sauce. It's tender, it's juicy, it's delicious. Three chicken tenders, taters and gravy I threw in a biscuit and a big ol' cookie My $5 Fill Up will fill you up, guaranteed! Isn't that right, Phillip? It's still finger lickin' good. Col. Sanders' Recipe KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken "it's finger lickin' good"

The Colonel is back with a baseball game-time eating idea. "Kentucky Fried Chicken® | Baseball" Howdy, folks. It's me, Colonel Sanders. If it's two things I'm certain of it's 1. Baseball will always be America's number 1 sport. Free from corruption, scandal or cheating of any kind. And 2. the summer meal featuring my Kentucky Fried Chicken tastes better than a no-hitter. It's still finger lickin' good. Col. Sanders' Recipe KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken "it's finger lickin' good"

He's back with a great deal, America! "Kentucky Fried Chicken® | Bucket Deal in My Hand" I need nothing, I have everything I need I walk along the dusty road, a bucket in my hand I've walked another hundred yards and I'm not the least bit tired. Howdy, folks. It's me, Colonel Sanders, with a sweet summertime deal. Eight pieces of chicken, a large coleslaw, Kentucky baked beans with pulled chicken, four biscuits and a half gallon of Dole classic lemonade.It's finger lickin' good. Col. Sanders' Recipe KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken "it's finger lickin' good"

In a living room of a house, a grandfather tells his grandson that it's his turn to choose the KFC side dishes, and since it's his turn, he wants mashed potatoes and gravy. The grandson says that it is his turn to pick the sides, and he wants mac and cheese. The two argue over who gets to choose the sides, and end up in a wrestling match in the living room, as the rest of the family comes home with the KFC - and two free side dishes. As the family sits down to eat dinner, the grandson reaches to grab the last biscuit, but grandpa grabs his forearm, stopping him right away. Mashed potatoes and gravy. It's my turn. It's my turn. Mac-n-cheese. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Mac and cheese. Mashed potatoes and gravy! What are you doing?! What are you doing? Mac and cheese! Should we tell 'em we got two free sides? And miss this? Say mashed potatoes! Never! Buy any KFC 10-piece meal or larger and we'll throw in two more large sides, free! That's two extra sides of your choice and one happy family. Today tastes so good. 2 Free Additional Sides! Today tastes so good

"KFC Happy Holidays: Uncles" I've got one word for you: Five Year Plan. You know how long that takes? Five years. That's right. Five years. Not four, not three, not two, not one. You got to have vision. You got to know where you're going. Get on the ladder. The rung on the ladder. Yes, that's a great metaphor for this. You have no aim. You have no goals. Corporations. A ladder, you're going up it, you know. You're drifting like a boat out on the ocean. A promotion. We want to see you doing better. Get on that ladder. You know fives years from now - we thought you'd be meeting your potential. You've got to have a goal to find out what you want to be. Oh my gosh, you are so important, I don't think you know it. Have a house, have a wife, have someone to spend money on. Just think about that. It's a little bit intimidating sometimes, but if you have that 5 year plan, you can work it out. Maybe that first year you get the house. The second year you get the wife. The third year, maybe you get the kids. It doesn't have to be in that order, but five years from now you want to be somewhere. Think of a ladder. A five year ladder. Climbing up. You don't just want to be here. You have the good genes, man. You have the business genes in you. Don't get me wrong, this is a good place. This could be your couch some day. And this could be your life. Take it. And we want you to have that. Absolutely. You need it. You deserve it. It's yours. KFC Happy Holidays

"KFC Happy Holidays: Aunts" This commercial shows a man sitting on a couch between two woman. The woman are chatting and gossiping NON-STOP, and barely even take time to breathe. He just sits between them wishing for death, but gets an idea instead - he hands each of them a piece of chicken from the bucket of KFC in front of them. They start eating the chicken and immediately stop talking, and he smiles with relief. What's wrong with you, why aren't you dating somebody? His last girlfriend, did she have teeth? I'm not even sure she had any. She had the biggest gums you've ever seen. And then she wore that black lipstick. The girl from before, with the skinny lips. Honey let me show you how to wear lipstick so you look like you have them. I'm like, do you need a straw? Do you remember? He has a thing for women with weird mouths. Do you remember back in high school? That was the last girlfriend I liked. She was sweet. Darling. KFC Happy Holidays

A man at a party catches the eye of an attractive woman. He walks over to her to say hello and to offer her one of his KFC Hot Shot Bites. After she takes her first bite, he asks her how it tastes. She slaps him across the face and walks away - coming back briefly to take another piece of chicken. The spiciness of the Hot Shot Bites is like a slap across the face. "KFC Hot Shot Bites :30 Meal" Hi. Hi. Hot Shot? How's it taste? That hot, spicy taste is like a slap to the face. New KFC Hot Shot Bites. 100% breast meat with a spicy cayenne pepper marinade. Try a six-piece combo, just $3.99 for a limited time. Today tastes so good. (Lyrics) Whoo boy Whoo boy NEW KFC Hot Shot Bites 6-Piece Combo $3.99 Limited Time Today Tastes So Good

Colonel Sanders is back, America! He’s back to make sure his Kentucky Fried Chicken® is still as delicious as it ever was. And he made this commercial about it. Because, boy howdy, have things changed since the Colonel’s been gone! Nowadays, you’ve got your self-parking electronic automobiles. Your casual Fridays. Your computer phones and invisible cosmetic braces for adults. Your yoga pants, nanny cams, books on tape, mail-order remote-control submarines, unscented roll-on antiperspirants, leather ottomans with hideaway storage, texting, foam rollers, adjustable waistbands, night-vision goggles, scratch-resistant countertops, action-packed thrillers about the deadly nature of virtual reality, travel-size toothpastes and all kinds of lumbar support. But the one thing that hasn’t changed is the Colonel’s Kentucky Fried Chicken®. It’s still finger lickin’ good!™ "The State of Kentucky Fried Chicken Address" Howdy, folks. It's me, Colonel Sanders. I've been gone for a while, and boy howdy, have things changed. Nowadays you got your International Space Station, your double-sided tape, your cargo pants. You seen these pants? That's too many pockets. But what you don't always seem to have these days is my Kentucky Fried Chicken! Well I'm here to change that, folks. I'm here to make sure my chicken is still as tasty and delicious as it ever was. I'm Colonel Sanders and I'm back, America. I'm back, America! It's still finger lickin' good. Col. Sanders' Recipe KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken "it's finger lickin' good"

It's all about our new secret recipe fries in the Colonel's Bucket. 4 servings all sprinkled in Original Recipe seasoning, these golden wonders will cause a stir amongst your taste buds. Served with 6 pieces of Original Recipe chicken, 4 Mini Fillets, large Popcorn Chicken, and 2 dips, it's time to get fancy with the fries. "KFC Colonel's Bucket - Official 40" Families have loved our secret recipe for over 70 years. And now it's even on the fries. (Lyrics) Bom-bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm-hm Bom-bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do Bom-bom-bom Ba-ba-do-do-do New Secret Recipe Fries KFC so good