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"M&M's - The M&M's Man (1970's, USA)" I'm an M&M's plain chocolate center! And I'm a roasted peanut! And he's the M&M's Candies Man! The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand! (Lyrics) Who dumps M&M's? (Who dumps M&M's) In chocolate can you guess (In chocolate can you guess) And covers them in candy so there is no chocolate mess The M&M's man (the M&M's Man) The M&M's man and he adds a lot of love to make it all taste good M&M's Plain Chocolate Candies M&M's Peanut Chocolate Candies The milk chocolate melts in your mouth...not in your hand.

The red and yellow M&Ms are dressed in Santa hats, walking through a house decorated for Christmas carrying a bowl of red and green M&Ms. The yellow M&M asks the red if he thinks Santa will like the holiday colored candies. The red M&M replies that he's never met Santa. As the M&Ms reach the living room, they find Santa there, delivering gifts. The red M&M is shocked to see Santa and faints. Santa is shocked to see the M&Ms and faints. The yellow M&M is left standing while the other two are passed out on the floor. So, you think Santa will like these red and green M&Ms? I don't know, I never met the guy! Wha-ha! He does exist! They do exist! Uh, Santa? M&Ms Happy Holidays

A pink peanut M&M sits on a park bench, reading a magazine. A squirrel bounds over to the bench where the M&M is sitting. The pink M&M looks at the squirrel, who is now standing on it's hind legs, getting a better look. The M&M goes back to reading her magazine, but when she looks up again, she is totally surrounded by a whole group of squirrels. Squirrels who know she has a large peanut inside her candy shell. When you're an M&M, don't forget there might be a large peanut inside you. (Lyrics) This is the day Become an M mms.com

A green M&M stands on a stool in front of the bathroom mirror. The green peanut M&M is balding, with just a ring of brown hair on his head. As he looks at himself in the mirror, he is wondering where his ear holes are, and if he should make new ones. The M&M holds up a cordless drill, gives it a whirl, but decides not to drill ear holes in his candy shell head. When you're an M&M you might wonder, "Where are my ear holes? Should I make new ones?". Hmm, no. (Lyrics) This is the day Become an M mms.com

M&M’S Messages :15 New M&M’S Messages available in store now! New M&M's Messages - Let "M" say it for you. M&M's Messages I still think I'm right but I'm sorry Not my usualy passive aggressive apology I'm still not sick of you Thanks for being as awesome as I am I love being socially awkward with you I'd follow you anywhere in a non-creepy way Happy whatever age you willing to admit to birthday He wasn't even that cute Miss your face Emotional Support Candy I got a notification it's your birthday You're lucky to have a friend like me This is way better than my advice If there's anything I can do don't hesitate to contact someone else I just want to apologize for whatever I do in the future Congratulations on that thing you did Congratulations you made it into work today The award for best friend goes to me Don't say I never did anything for you You make mama proud Don't tell anyone but you're my favorite

"Tainted Teaser" Love Bites. (Lyrics) I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm gonna pack my things and go Ugh, tainted love Oooh ooh ooh, tainted love You'll see. You'll all see. Red's Been Let Down Again See what went wrong on 7-27-15

"M&M'S Trailer PSA" This fake public service announcement is shown in movie theaters to tell people to turn off their cell phones. It features the M&M's characters in various action movie situations such as getting a secret mission, driving an out of control bus, listening in on criminals, questioning criminals, leaping to a helicopter from an exploding building, or defusing a bomb. The action stops when someone's cell phone rings and the Red M&M walks off the set. This is your mission. No, this is an envelope. We're all gonna die! I don't know anything. Do you think I'm an idiot? Really? This is the most important scene and your cell phone rings. Huh, this is why we don't make movies. Uh, what is it still counting? The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Association of People Who Don't Exist, Inc. Classified When the world needs a hero The fate of humanity Rests in their hands Cell phones ruin movies. Please turn them off.

At a party, a group of women are sitting on a couch, talking to Miss Milk Chocolate M, who is wearing glasses, telling a story about a meeting with a Prime Minister when a man off to the side is looking at her, giggling because he thinks she is naked. As Miss M tells him that she is not naked, but that her shell is milk chocolate, the red M&M comes into the party, sees Miss M, excited to think that it's "That kind of party". The Red M&M whips off his red shell and begins dancing to the song 'Sexy and I Know It'. So then I said, Mr. Prime Minister, I'm flattered that you love chocolate, but I'm here strictly in a professional... what's wrong with him? He thinks you're naked. My shell is brown. It just looks like my milk chocolate is showing. Only a fool would think I'd actually show up naked. So, it's that kind of party! Hit it! (Lyrics) I'm sexy and I know it. Look at that body. Girl look at that body. I work out. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. m not your average chocolate

The M&M’S crew is making caramel more fun with New Caramel M&M’S. The candy, that is. The spokescandy is another story. "M&M’S® Caramel | Group Talk :30" Do we really have to choose him to be our next spokesperson? Seems like a good fit. But he's so boring. I'm yawning just talking about him. Well, it's our job to change that. Uh, guys? I think he can hear us. Hmm, sounds like you're on the fence. Why don't I just leave you my resume. Yes, it's laminated. Mmm, no thanks. You're hired! Caramel has been square for far too long. Uh, ow! Introducing new Caramel M&M's. Spokesperson Interviews New M&M's Caramel #unsquarecaramel

To celebrate M&M'S 75th anniversary, Red & Yellow helped Zedd and Aloe Blacc put a modern twist on an iconic classic and reinterpretation of Sammy Davis Jr.'s 1972 classic "The Candy Man." "M&M'S 75th - "Candyman" - :60 sec" Need some help guys? Uh, no. Yeah. M&M's know chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand. What do you guys think? My name's still going on this, right? (Lyrics) The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Livin' for tomorrow Lost within a dream Let the sun shine through to lift your spirit once again 'Cause love makes the world feel good Walkin' through my past life Where the days are full of joy And it feels so good Oh yeah And it feels so good Oh yeah And it feels so good And it feels so good The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Celebrate 75 Years 1941 - 2016