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The Entrance This commercial begins with a cool, smooth, bearded man (Eric Monjoin) getting out of a fancy car and entering a building with a doorman. When he enters the building, everyone is very well dressed (tuxedos and gowns), and the man greets everyone he sees - all of whom are happy to see him. One of the waiters offers the man a martini, but he declines instead reaching for a Heineken bottle. Unfortunately, he is pulled away by one of the guests to greet foreign dignitaries from Africa and India, and does not get his beer. Another of the foreign people is a man in military dress uniform with an eye patch. The man gives the military officer a glass eye and continues into the party. Suddenly he sees a hefty man with a big mustache, and they stare each other down as if they are going to fight. The fat man makes a move as if to pull a gun, and the cool guy does the same, but is faster, and as he takes his "shot" we see they are just pretending by using their fingers as their "guns". The large man falls back into a group of beautiful women as if he's been shot, and then they both laugh and hug as if they are old friends. The walk further into the party together as people take pictures. Again, suddenly, the man looks as if something is wrong, and he pulls the tablecloth out from under a table full of plates and glasses, and wipes the corner of a woman's mouth with it. Someone throws him a basketball and he runs into the next room while giving high fives to everyone and makes the shot "at the buzzer". As soon as this happens an Asian martial arts artist comes jumping and flipping into the room. The cool man bows as if they are going to fight, and turns to a man who holds up some sort of jewel or expensive item. The cool man takes it and it turns into a bird that makes the man serious man who gave it to him smile. He turns back to the martial arts man, and one of the waiters brings over a Heineken on a tray before the fight. The two men "fight" over the beer bottle in an interesting choreographed performance with the bottle, but in the end, the cool guy give the bottle to the kung-fu man who smiles. Someone throws the cool guy something which he spins around like it's a baton, but it turns out that it's a flute. He walks up to the pretty blonde girl (Mette Lindberg) who has been singing the background song the whole time and starts playing along with the band. The same waiter we have seen through the commercial again brings the man a beer which he holds up victorious as everyone dances. For some reason, a lot of people think the blond singer is Avril Lavigne. It is actually Mette Lindberg, lead singer for the Danish band, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. (Lyrics) I wished I lived in the golden age Giving it up on the broadway stage Hang with the rats and smoke cigars Just have a break with Frank and count the stars Dressed to the nines, we've had too much Shiny jewels, casino cash Tapping feet, wanna take the lead A trip back in time is all I need Oh! Sing it out loud gonna get back honey Sing it out loud get away with me Sing it out loud on a trip back honey Sing it out loud and let yourself free Whoo I'm on my way, gonna make it big Gonna make these songs for the chicks to dig It's really hot and a little bit sour We're getting your strength to the maximum power Flying away from reality Whatever-ever happened to gravity? I see it clear, a shooting star And I'm really gonna sing it like da-da-da Sing it out loud gonna get back honey Sing it out loud get away with me Sing it out loud on a trip back honey Sing it out loud and let yourself free Yeah! Heineken Open your world

This commercial starts with a man doing some grocery shopping. He sees a beautiful woman trying to reach something on the top shelf, but she just can't get it. He walks over, and when she turns around, he sees that it's Jennifer Aniston. They smile at each other for a while, and he grabs what she was reaching for - the last two bottles of Heineken beer bottles. She smiles and reaches for them in his hands, but he pulls back and leaves to go buy them himself. (Lyrics) Imagine me and you, and you and me No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be The only one for me is you, and you for me So happy together I can't see me loving nobody but you, for all my life Apulccino Heineken Biertje? (Beer?) Heineken

The most legendary castaway boards a ship, entertains and charms the pants off the passengers and crew. But that can't be one man, can it? "Heineken | The Odyssey" (Lyrics) Sente este samba quente Que e muito legal E super pra frente E bem genial Embalo como este So quem vai curtir Quem nao se machucar Quando deixar cair Por isso vem, vem Embale na nossa Este balanco Tira qualquer um da fossa Ele e um barato e e da pesada Esse e o famoso 16 toneladas Eu bolei o ano inteiro Este samba pra frente E gostoso paca E um samba decente Sente este samba quente Que e muito legal E super pra frente da pesada Esse e o famoso 16 toneladas Ai, oh ... e o 16 toneladas Who is that man? That can't be just one man. Everyone Is Legendary At Something Heineken Open Your World

It's UEFA Champions League tonight and a rough and tumble crew of football-mad sailors are heading off shore just as the big game kicks off. Can one man save match night and help his shipmates watch the game in style? Champion The Match. "Heineken | The Match" (Lyrics) Yeah, viva la pa-pa-pappa Col po-po-po-po-po-po-pomodoro Viva la pa-pa-pappa Che e un capo-po-po-po-polavoro La storia del passato Ormai ce l´ha insegnato Che un popolo affamato Fa la rivoluzion Ragion per cui affamati Abbiamo combatutto Percio "buon appetito" Facciamo colazion Viva la pa-pa-pappa Col po-po-po-po-po-po-pomodoro Ah viva la pa-pa-pappa Che e un capo-po-po-po-polavoro Viva la pa-pappa pa-ppa Col po-po-pomodor La pancia che borbotta E causa del complottto E causa della lotta: "abbasso il Direttor!" La zuppa ormai l´e cotta E noi cantiamo tutti Vogliamo detto fatto La pappa al pomodor! Viva la pa-pa-pappa Col po-po-po-po-po-po-pomodoro Ah viva la pa-pa-pappa Che e un capo-polavoro Viva la pa-pappa pa-ppa Col po-po-pomodor

"The Switch" This commercial begins with three guys driving up to a tiny little bar. They get out of their taxi, go inside, and the bar is mostly empty except for a bartender, piano player, and a few customers. One of the guy orders 3 Heinekens and gives the bartender a knowing look, and while the bartender is preparing the glasses, he flips a mechanical switch behind the bar. Gears start spinning, chains and pulleys start moving, and the bar begins to transform. First the bar extends toward the other end of the room. The bartender rips off his old flannel shirt and underneath is a white tuxedo. He presses down on a pedal and flips the gear again and more of the bar transforms - this time the crappy walls flip around to reveal great decorations and even a giant aquarium full of sharks. Another flip of the gear and handles fold out of the piano and the piano player holds on as he and his instrument lower down into the floor, and are replaced by a live band (Clairy Browne & the Bangin' Rackettes). Another flip and the entire back wall folds away to reveal extra rooms full of beautiful and fun people. At one point, the gears get stuck and one of the guys kicks the bar to get things working again. At the very end, we see the piano player under the floor still holding onto his piano for dear life so he doesn't fall. (Lyrics) I'm gonna write what I want you to do to me in a letter I'm gonna write it for bad or for worse or for better I'm gonna write it for you so that you can be my lover For when it's... Oh why don't you help me get out (Misheard Lyrics) I wanna write what I want you to do to me in a letter I want to write what I want you to do to me in a letter I want you to write what you want to do to me in a letter I'm going to write what I want you to do to me in a letter I'm gonna write all the things I want you to do to me in a letter I'm gonna write what I want you to do in a letter Bar Star Serve Heineken Trade Mark Open your world

It took Benicio Del Toro many years to master his famous look. Almost as long as it takes to become a Heineken brewmaster. #morebehindthestar Heineken has a passion for delivering only the best to our fans around the world. We're ready to show you that there's #MoreBehindTheStar. "Heineken | The Look #morebehindthestar" Heineken tastes perfect every single time. And that doesn't happen by accident. It takes 15 years to become a Heineken brewmaster. Almost as long as it took me to master this look. Still practicing. It takes 15 years to become a Heineken brewmaster. There's more behind the star. (Lyrics) She came, she came to meet a man She found an angel Goo goo, goo goo Barabajagal was his name now Goo goo, goo goo Barabajagal 15 years to become a Heineken brewmaster. Heineken open your world heineken.com

"The final part of Heineken's 'Road to the Final' campaign revealed" This commercial begins with a sea plane landing on the water. A man gets out and runs up the dock waving an envelope. He hands the envelope - which contains information about Wembley - to a drummer at a resort who stops playing the drops and runs off (grabbing a Heineken on his way out). He runs for the plane, but it has already taken off again, so he just dives into the water instead. He continues his race on the other side of the bay and is running through the jungle, and sliding down rocky slopes. He comes to a service station and gets a ride on a motorcycle from the female mechanic after kicking a fish out of his pants. They ride across the country until they come to a government checkpoint where he impresses the guards. He continues his travels on a train and impresses the passengers by doing a magic trick with a Heineken beer bottle top. He gets off the train in Rio and continues his journey in a tiny car with a stranger he has met. They go to the airport and he gets on a plane and gets friendly with the man next to him because they are wearing the same shoes. The airplane flies to London where he and his new shoe friend fly a helicopter to Wembley stadium. He meets his girlfriend/wife just in time to watch the soccer/football game and share a bottle of Heineken. Final Wembley 2013 Heineken Rio, London Heineken Open your world

"The Date" This commercial begins with a bearded man (Guillaume Dolmans) and a woman (Samantha Rex, lead sing of The Attic Ends) running through an alley. They go in the kitchen entrance of an Asian restaurant and the man is recognized and warmly greated by everyone. Someone throws him something and he starts cutting up a vegetable (potato?) sending the pieces flying. Next he picks up a fish and flips it into the air and it lands in puff of flour. The man and woman duck to avoid the flower just in time. While this is going on, we see various clips from inside the main section of the restaurant where a band which includes lots of brass instruments (trumpets) is playing. The couple continues through the kitchen where the man tries to take a bottle of Heineken beer off the try of a waiter, but the waiter blocks him. Right before they get to the door to the main part of the eating area, the man protects the woman from another waiter wheels in a huge tray of food. As they go out into the main area, he is again recognized and greeted by everyone, and the woman all look seductively at him. They both trip and fall right in front of a tank/aquarium full of live eels. The man makes a quick motion which causes them to skatter while one jumps out of the tank. As they continue through the restaurant, the come across another man who's hair is sticking straight out, and the bearded guy pushes it down for him. He tries to grab a Heineken off another waiter's tray, and is again blocked. The band continues to play as a nefarious looking old man in a maroon suit comes out an watches the couple. He makes a gesture with his hands and a white rabbit appears while the bearded guy pulls a green bottle of Heineken out of his mouth. They keep moving and enter a room full of women dressed up like Las Vegas showgirls who all touch the bearded guy as he walks through. Someone comes through with a Chinese dragon which "chases" them into a room full of bright lights. It turns out that they are behind a paper screen and are doing a shadow theater. They jump through the paper screen as the band's vocalist starts singing. The couple and everyone else in the room start dancing wildly. At the end, he finally gets his beer (and one for the girl) as they clink their bottles together and have a sip. Heineken Open your world

"Duet" This commercial shows two of the waiters from Heineken's famous "The Entrance" commercial - an old man, and a young man with a mustache. They play several songs together on the piano including Frere Jacques, Fur Elise, The Entertainer, and The Golden Age. Seigfried? Jean-Pierre? I think we need some more Heineken down here. Heineken Open your world

Heineken | Cheers To The Unexpected | Introduction You never know where you’ll find your perfect match. At Heineken, we cheers to the unexpected that comes our way. #CheersToTheUnexpected This advert features a man and woman who appear to be staring into each other's eyes. They both appear to be very interested in each other, then the woman starts to smile and the man gets angry. We then see that they are both watching a World Cup match and rooting for opposite teams and don't even know each other. They later meet over a Heineken. (Lyrics) Pardon the way that I stare You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you I love you baby And if it's quite alright I need you baby On the lonely night The best matches are made in heaven Heineken