- Dates: February 1997 - May 1997
- Type: Television Commercial
Nissan ad for Super Bowl XXXI (Super Bowl 31 1997) This Super Bowl ad begins with talking pigeons who are in the military. Their mission is to do a "bombing run" on a freshly washed car by pooping on it. Unfortunately, they chose a man driving a Nissan, and the driver is able to dodge all of their bombs. Alright flyboys, listen up. Today we're going to test your skills. See what you're made of. When you're up there, remember, you're not just birds - you're pigeons! Sky Rat, this is Dirty Bird. Do you read me? Dirty Bird, this here is Sky Rat. Copy. I've spotted a gold mine with a freshly washed beauty. Roger, Dirty Bird. Hoo-ey, let's rock and roll. Alright Skyrat, make it messy. Yeehaw! The boy's quick. Afterburners, afterburners. He's still clean D.B., and almost home free. Okay Sky Rat, I'll get him. I've got you. I've got you. Waaaa! Mayday. (Lyrics) Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Car Wash Nissan Enjoy the ride.