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"The new Apple TV" This is the future of television — the best content delivered to you through apps like WatchESPN, HBO NOW, Netflix, and Hulu. And the new Apple TV makes it all a great experience with the Siri Remote with Touch surface, a new interface, and the App Store. Siri, show me something new. Girls? Hmm, New Girl. Show me family movies. Animated only. Just the new ones. Comedies with Jason Bateman. The Jason Bourne movies. Anything with Jason Schwartzman. Spit out the gum, sister. In fact, everybody. Blow it! Let's play Asphalt 8. Beat Sports. (Lyrics) Dreams Dreams Dreams Dreams She’s making me high, she’s making me high Dreams Dreams Dreams Dreams She’s making me high I wanna get me free I wanna get me free I wanna get me free "Siri show me something new" "Show me family movies" "Show me family movies animated only" Here are some family and animated movies... "Just the new ones" Here are some of the newest... "Comedies with Jason Bateman" "The Jason Bourne Movies" "Anything with Jason Schwartzman" "Let's play Asphalt 8" "Beat Sports" Apple TV

iPhone X — Animoji: Taxi Driver — Apple Animoji on iPhone X (feat. HYUKOH) (Lyrics) Hong Kong taxi driver Why are you in such a hurry? Living on the meters Why are you running so fast? Hong Kong taxi driver You say "Are you happy?" I just hide behind the wall Came back from the pawn shop I feel my agony through you Ooooh, oooh, oooh Ooooh, oooh, oooh Ooooh, oooh, oooh Ooooh, oooh, AHHH Animoji on iPhone X Apple

"Shot on iPhone 6 by Jirasak P." This ad features a man standing at the front of a small boat and paddling slowly around sundown. Shot on iPhone 6 by Jirasak P. Apple

iPhone 12 — Cook | Apple iPhone 12. More spill and splash resistant than ever. Ceramic Shield, tougher than any smartphone glass. Relax, it’s iPhone. Features a guy in the kitchen cooking. He's using his iPhone, but making a mess on it with flour, milk, batter, and sauce. He also drops it an hits it numerous times. Doesn't matter, the phone can handle it. (Lyrics) Who brought the sauce? I brought the sauce Who made the sauce? I made the sauce What's in the sauce? I am the sauce Who brought the sauce? OK. Don't tell me you've tasted anything like this. Don't tell me you felt this fire on your lips. I got the recipe. Hit 100 degrees. My love. Who brought the sauce? I brought the sauce. Who made the sauce? I got the sauce. What's in the sauce? I -- I -- I am the sauce. More durable than ever. Relax, it's iPhone

With Portrait mode on iPhone 7 Plus, you can focus on what you love and leave everything else behind. "iPhone 7 Plus - The City - Apple" (Lyrics) Butterflies, they fill my guts when I look in your eyes A heart that's young is filled with sweet surprise Only the innocent can sympathize I don't care, about the funny way you wear your hair Someday you'll let me put my comb up there Till then you're beautiful and I just stare Yeah you sing to me focus on what you love Portrait mode on iPhone 7 Plus practically magic

"Shot on iPhone 6 by Herbert S." 2015, Utrecht, Netherlands - This ad shows the remarkable patterns birds make while swarming (flying in a large group). Shot on iPhone 6 by Herbert S.

Privacy on iPhone — Private Side Your privacy matters. From encrypting your iMessage conversations, or not keeping a history of your routes in Maps, to limiting tracking across sites with Safari. iPhone is designed to protect your information. See how iPhone protects your privacy: https://apple.com/privacy Let me see that! If privacy matters in your life It should matter to the phone your life is on Privacy. That's iPhone. Apple

"Burn" This commercial begins with someone looking through the mask of a clean suit which were commonly shown in Intel commercials during this time period. A fireman comes up with a fire extinguisher and has to put on a fire on this man in the clean suit. Even with the help of the fireman, the person's toe is still on fire and he has to stomp it out. The idea behind the commercial is that Apple's processor "toasts" the Pentium 2 processor - in fact it's twice as fast. Apple Computer would like to apologize for toasting the Pentium II processor in public, but the fact remains the chip inside every new Power Mac G3 is up to twice as fast. (Lyrics) Burn, baby, burn Think Different

Apple Music: Asahd vs. Khaled: The Negotiation — Apple Apple Music: Millions of songs. Zero ads. No commitment. Hey, Siri! Play DJ Khaled, Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper, No Brainer on Apple Music. OK. Why for can't I get my money right? He wasn't on the album cover! I got to get paid, man. He keeps saying, "You an icon". Or he tell me I'm a young legend. That's the mind game joke. They playing mind games with me in here. No longer will I be used as a pawn. He my DJ now. Yeah, it's gonna be Asahd and Khaled. Hold on, gotta go. Hi-di-hi. Who're you talking to? You talking to your lawyer? Maybe. You know it's Khaled and Asahd. Mmm-hmm. No. It's Khaled and Asahd. Can somebody order me Asahd and Khaled? Khaled and Asahd! Asahd and Khaled! Calling mommy. No, man! I ain't got to talk to Mommy about this. Ooh! Tell your lawyer don't play no games with me, you know, this is family. No man. This is business. Biz... What you, who you big-eyeing? You smell something? Hey, Siri, play PAW Patrol. No. No. Hey Siri, play DJ Khaled No Brainer on Apple Music. Mommy! Daddy go down-down! (Lyrics) DJ Khaled You stick out of the crowd Baby, it's a no brainer It ain't that hard to choose Him or me, be for real Baby, it's a no-brainer You got your mind unloose Go hard and watch the sun rise One night will change your whole life Off top, drop top Baby, it's a no-brainer Put 'em up if you with me Yeah, yeah-eah Yeah, yeah-eah-eah In the middle, whoa Whoa-oh-oh-oh ooh Put 'em high To be continued... DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo and Chance the Rapper No Brainer Listen first on Apple Music applemusic.com

"iPad Pro — So many things to love — Apple" Real problems…answered. You could do everything you love, if your computer was the new iPad Pro. How does an emo girl feel about the new iPad Pro? She hates everything about it. I hate everything. Well, you're really gonna hate the new iPad Pro because can do pretty much with it. Like type. Hate it. Take notes. Hate it. Or even multi-task. Multi-hate. Yeah, you can do all the things you hate. Great. georgie solis @yagirlgoergie Apr 6 - I hate everything Francois Pied Mr. Goldberg LNG 341 5 June 2017 Why I Hate Essays Like what even are words? They're just like lame old emojis that aren't even really trying. I can't even say something is "lit" without having to use three characters. Ugh. Gross. And they're all so blaah. Listen to this one "good." What the heck is that? "Good" sound like you're burping on purpose and politely. And what's so great about being "articulate"? That is like so ppppfffff. Like ew. Seriously. Gross. Stop. Just stop. Just no. Moreover, when I am most myself, I don't even use words. I use grunts, groans, sighs and meticulously crafted eye-rolls. My emotions are like way deeper than what can be expressed in a simple rearrangement of twenty-six dumb little letters. Words just... They say a picture is worth a thousand words, well, I say a picture is worth a picture, and words... cause you don't have to read it, you just look at it and boom! You get it. So bored. This town is laaaaaame. Yup. Hate it. Let's go to the city. Gross, hate the city, but yeah, let's do it. Where should we go? How about here? Yeah, lots of restaurants there. Yeah I hate restaurants. Me too. Ewww So many things to love The new iPad Pro Apple