Air Force One

There is a DVD sale, and Peter picks up Road House. After a conversation with Brian, Peter decides to take the lessons learned from the movie, and start kicking people to solve his problems. After getting in an accident due to steering his car by kicking the steering wheel, Peter rear-ends a pretty young girl. Brian ends up asking her our, but when he goes to pick her up, she is already out on a date with someone else. Instead, Brian ends up going out with her mom, Rita. They end up getting engaged, but everyone (eventually including Brian) thinks she is too old for him. They end up breaking up because Brian cheats on her with some random girl from a bar.

The prison stays under control of the inmates, who are holding several corrections officers hostage. The Hispanics force the COs to strip down to their underwear in front of a packed chapel. The video of Caputo, meant to spark outrage, instead gets mocked with memes featuring the hashtag #BlackLattesMatter because Cindy is shown drinking a latte. Humphrey, who suffered major blood loss, has a stroke in the prison infirmary, which is staffed by only a nurse. Daya, nearing an emotional breakdown worrying over her future, claims she lost the gun; while CO Artesian McCullough suspects the gun is gone. Taystee uploads a photo of all the COs, plus Caputo, in their underwear. Frieda has a secret bunker built out of an unused pool that was never filled in, also stocked with food she has hoarded. Flashback: Frieda's life as a child during the Cuban Missile Crisis reveals her father was paranoid about the Soviet Union and a nuclear war, and had an underground bunker in the woods, also stocked with food and weapons.

Peter and the guys come to doubt with Quagmire's flying abilities on a trip to San Francisco.

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.