West Side Story

Set in New York City in the mid-1950s, the musical explores the rivalry between the Jets and the Sharks, two teenage street gangs of different ethnic backgrounds. The members of the Sharks from Puerto Rico are taunted by the Jets, a white working-class group. The young protagonist, Tony, one of the Jets, falls in love with Maria, the sister of Bernardo, the leader of the Sharks.

The McKinley High school musical West Side Story is readied for performance, with Artie as lead director, and opens. Finn meets with a football recruiter, whom Coach Beiste gains as an admirer. Kurt and Blaine reach a new, physical stage in their relationship, as do Rachel and Finn. The Dalton Academy Warblers return.

Boo and Nicky engage in a contest to see who can sleep with the most women in jail. Vee offers to help Poussey sell her hooch to other inmates. Poussey declines. Red starts a garden as a cover to move contraband into the prison herself. Larry and Polly begin to bond more as Polly's husband is away on business. While driving Rosa for cancer treatments, Lorna secretly breaks into the home of her love Christopher, taking a bath and nearly getting caught when he comes home. Flashbacks show Lorna's past as a scam artist and also reveal that Christopher was never her fiancee but a man she stalked after a single date, leaving threatening messages and trying to put a bomb in the car of his real girlfriend.

Bob has to drum up business before his rival, Jimmy Pesto, can take over the restaurant's lease.

Peter accidentally loses the reservation for Stewie's first birthday party at a local restaurant, and must create a new party. Meanwhile, Stewie misinterprets the meaning of "birthday" and assumes that the same mysterious "Man in White" who delivered him as an infant will be returning to force him back into Lois' womb. Peter fails to put together a party in time for Stewie's birthday, and reroutes a circus parade into the Griffins' backyard. Peter gives Meg permission to go to a "party" at her friend's house, not realizing that it is a cult meeting where the members will commit mass suicide by drinking poisoned punch. Peter retrieves Meg before the cult members drink the punch. The cult leader notices that Meg did not drink; he puts on his white robe and goes to the Griffins' house. Stewie traps and kills the cult leader, thinking he is the "Man in White".

According to FoxFlash, "When Krusty the Clown is announced as the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Homer invites Bart to accompany him on a trip to Oslo for the ceremony. Sensing that Lisa would feel left out, Marge surprises her with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she is greeted by her artsy counselors Ethan and Kurt and fellow musically inclined campers, who inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and sneaks off to Sprooklyn in hopes of connecting with her inner hipster, but she soon realizes that the city is not the same as camp."

Fisher & Sons arranges a funeral for a gang member; Nate is a suspect in the Fritzen fire; Ruth holds a welcoming dinner for Brenda.

The release of a new product Phil wants coincides with his birthday; Mitchell has a newfound desire to toughen up; Cameron gets involved in a neighbor's marital problems.

Homer becomes a food critic for a Springfield newspaper and ends up annoying the restaurant owners of Springfield after he makes negative reviews just to be mean, advice he took from fellow critics. Springfield's restaurant owners then attempt to kill Homer by feeding him a poisoned eclair.

Marge reveals that she used to be in a group called "The Cool Moms" and decides to reconnect with the group.

When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her.

Lisa falls in love with Nick, an intellectual romantic, and starts a secret romance with him. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse team up with the gang from MythCrackers to debunk some urban schoolyard legends. Guest star: Michael Cera, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage

Michael has but one thing to do: sign a few dozen routine documents. To procrastinate, Michael makes Ryan update emergency contact information of the staff. When Michael gets Ryan's mobile phone number, he constantly prank calls Ryan with crude impersonations of Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson, and Saddam Hussein. Talk of Dwight's karate experience gets Michael's competitive juices flowing, leading to a lunchtime match between the two at Dwight's dojo. Jim goes too far flirting with Pam, and she abruptly shuts him down when their co-workers take notice. After a pathetic showing by both combatants, Michael emerges victorious over Dwight, which leads to Dwight changing his emergency contact from "Michael Scott" to "The Hospital". At the end of the day, Michael promotes Dwight from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager, most likely to ensure that Dwight will still idolize him despite the hard feelings over their lunchtime battle. The rest of the staff, fed up with Michael's inability to accomplish even the simplest task, are forced to forge his signatures on the documents so they can go home. On the way out, Jim gives Pam a bag of chips. Pam quietly takes them and stares in a forgiving manner after Jim.

Don steps up in class and purchases a new car that is more appropriate for a big-time executive; Sal invites Ken over for Sunday dinner to discuss Ken's new short story; a serious error by Don's secretary could reflect poorly on Joan; the staff reacts to the new objet d'art in Cooper's office.

Can Jack really do any dance from any movie? Of course he can. Watch this commercial and see for yourself! "Black-ish - Oscars Dance Special" So you can do any dance from any movie? Try me. Footloose. Hey, hey, uh, uh, West Side Story. OK, that's the Jets! The Jets and the Sharks! Grease. That's just combing your hair. Pulp Fiction. Oh, yeah, yeah! When did the boy see Pulp Fiction? Uh, Cabaret! Where did he get a hat? Do Dirty Dancing! Do Dirty Dancing! What? Oh! Slow motion effect, very impressive. Saturday Night Fever! Another jacket. Sorry! Sorry! Flashdance. Oh! Maniac! You're a maniac! Somebody's wet. Fred Astaire in Royal Wedding. Oh, look at him! Wait, where are you going? Wait a minute! Oh! Hey! You're gonna have to clean up this mess! (Lyrics) Now I gotta cut loose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees Jack, get back, come on before we crack Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose Ooooh-oh-oh (Cut footloose) Ooooh-oh-oh (Cut footloose) Ooooh-oh-oh I'm turning it loose 'black-ish Wednesday 9:30|8:30c ABC