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Joe Pesci watches Home Alone Again (Google Assistant) Joe Pesci doesn't have to wait for the big game to know what his favorite commercial is. Watch the original: https://youtu.be/xKYABI-dGEA See what you can do with your Google Assistant: https://assistant.google.com/try Whoa, whoa. Everybody, shhh. Hey Google, what's on my calendar today? You have one event called "house to yourself". Oh, yeah. He's home alone. You know. Remember the movie - Home Alone. Yeah yeah. Google, add after shave to my shopping list. Except he's big now. Hey Google, remind me to clean these sheets later. Okay, I'll remind you. How 'bout that face he makes. What do I owe you? Looks like you paid online. Keep the change, you filthy animal. Okay. Hey Google, begin Operation Kevin. I love this. Okay, here's my big part. Watch. We gotta get out of here before somebody sees us. Oh! I nailed it. I did. I nailed it. Dec 20 Make Google do it. Google Assistant

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Home Alone Again with the Google Assistant Even Kevin McCallister needs a little help. Add aftershave to your shopping list, set reminders, and fend off bandits, hands-free: https://assistant.google.com And for a limited time, try these Home Alone Easter eggs on your Google Assistant: - Hey Google, how much do I owe you? - Hey Google, did I forget something? - Hey Google, the Wet Bandits are here. - Hey Google, it’s me Snakes. I got the stuff. - Hey Google, I'm the man of the house. Mom? Dad? Google, what's on my calendar today? You have one event called "House to Yourself". Oh, yeah. Hey Google, add aftershave to my shopping list. Hey Google, remind me to clean these sheets later. Okay, I'll remind you. Someone's at the front door. What do I owe you? Looks like you paid online. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Okay, cool. Hey Google, turn down the temperature two degrees. Hey Google, begin Operation Kevin. Operation Kevin underway. We better get out of here before somebody sees us. (Lyrics) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing, "Let's be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly" Dec 20 Make Google do it. Google Assistant

See what happens when Grandma's house gets hooked up with XFINITY this holiday. "Hooking Up Grandma's House" [Shit]. I'm going to my Grandma's house where there's no On Demand, no Netflix and no WiFi. Sad face? My Grandma's house is straight medieval. Bruh, she's got no wifi. Pound sign, not so merry Christmas. Entering the gates of hell where there's no WiFi and no shows. A.K.A., Grandma's. What does she mean? I don't know! She means that we're not up to date. Really? Ooh! Look at that! Merry Christmas! Hey! Paige! Come check this out! What?! Hey! Pass the remote over, I'll show you how it works. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal! I got no more wrinkles! Grandma! Oh. You got a hundred likes. No! Just kidding, there's only five. (Lyrics) Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my Ma and Pa Not the way that I do love you Home, let me come home Home is wherever I'm with you Home, let me come home Home is wherever I'm with you I'm going to my Grandma's house where there's no On Demand no Netflix and no wifi. My Grandma's house is straight medieval bruh, she's got no wifi. #notsomerryxmas! Entering the gates of hell where there's no wi-fi and no shows AKA grandmas Off to Grandmas. Off the grid. #PrayForMe Grandma #BestHolidayEver xfinity the future of awesome

When Carter cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival out of hatred for the holiday, Peter must turn his Scrooge of a father-in-law into a hometown hero to save the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

Peter accidentally loses the reservation for Stewie's first birthday party at a local restaurant, and must create a new party. Meanwhile, Stewie misinterprets the meaning of "birthday" and assumes that the same mysterious "Man in White" who delivered him as an infant will be returning to force him back into Lois' womb. Peter fails to put together a party in time for Stewie's birthday, and reroutes a circus parade into the Griffins' backyard. Peter gives Meg permission to go to a "party" at her friend's house, not realizing that it is a cult meeting where the members will commit mass suicide by drinking poisoned punch. Peter retrieves Meg before the cult members drink the punch. The cult leader notices that Meg did not drink; he puts on his white robe and goes to the Griffins' house. Stewie traps and kills the cult leader, thinking he is the "Man in White".

In the episode, Michael and Dwight leave the office to buy a condo. Meanwhile, Jim organizes office games and gets his co-workers to play them.

Brian and Stewie go on an adventure to find and kill Santa Claus. They make their way to the North Pole in hopes of teaching him something about holiday cheer.

Elaine's ex-boyfriend is recovering in the hospital and has surgery. The gang goes to visit. Kramer gets the idea to paint his apartment to simulate the feel of a ski lodge. While at the hospital, Kramer's concern about the operation gets him and Jerry in to watch. But when Kramer sneaks in candy and forces it on Jerry, Jerry starts a chain reaction that causes the Junior Mints to land in Elaine's ex-boyfriend. Jerry thinks he may have killed the guy while George, who learns that he has recently come into some money, decides to invest in the ex-boyfriend's artwork.

Red and Blanca send text messages from Humphries' phone to Piscatella, claiming the inmates are not armed and encouraging him to break into the prison via a window at night. He takes the information to the CERT, who blow him off. Aleida does a live TV interview with Meredith Vieira and Judy King, who breaks the news about Humphries being shot. She doesn't remember the shooter's name but describes Daya, leaving Aleida in shock. The news reaches Piscatella, who is mocked by the CERT members. Figueroa returns to the prison, this time as a negotiator for MCC. She claims they can't afford to meet the inmates' demands, but Taystee - who has done her research via the Internet and Caputo's files - shuts her down. Once she receives a phone call about Humphries, however, she says amnesty for everybody is off the table. After a discussion with Piper and others, Taystee agrees to hand over Daya, who first calls Pornstache's mother to ask her to adopt her daughter out of foster care and asks her to give her daughter some space due to Aleida's control she received when she was younger. Gloria's son is in the ICU after being severely beaten. Piscatella, after texting "Humphries" that he was going to stand down, enters the prison after dark instead. Flashback: A 14-year-old Daya (played by Dasany Kristal Gonzalez, actress Dascha Polanco's own daughter) pursues a boy based on her mother's insistence, despite her best friend's feelings for him. Daya ends up rejected by the boy and dumped by her friend.