Wyatt Trips, is a college student at Twin Cities College. He believes that his long-distance girlfriend, Kimberly Jasney, is not being faithful to him. As a result of this he goes to a strip club where he gets intoxicated and decides to send a letter to his girlfriend. With the letter he includes a picture of himself and a topless stripper. Wyatt soon discovers that his girlfriend was not, in fact, cheating on him, and that he has twenty-four hours to retrieve the package before it gets to his girlfriend. Wyatt and Ivy,the stripper, go on a road trip in hopes of getting the package back, but encounter many obstacles along the way, including a psychotic deliveryman.