The Big Lebowski

Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy! Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch. Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singing, CHORUS: Doo, doo, doo, Looking out my back door. There's a giant doing cartwheels, A statue wearing high heels. Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. A dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens. CHORUS Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band. Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon? Doo, doo doo. Wond'rous apparition provided by magician. CHORUS Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band. Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon? Doo, doo doo. Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows. CHORUS Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy! Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows. CHORUS

She was smitten from the first By a curious fellow She said I love the way you talk And with a flounce she then announces I love the way that you pronounce it: "Marshmallow" So she liked to sing along To her favourite song From the year that she was born She had mysterious affairs (?) (not sure this line is right) Until she woke up in the '80's CHORUS: So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings Well he looked like one of those Who would take off his clothes Like he would peel a tangerine No-one's been known to decline this Until I've found out what your sign is CHORUS(x2)

I like the way your sparkling earrings lay, against your skin, it's so brown and I wanna sleep with you in the desert tonight with a billion stars all around 'cause I gotta peaceful easy feeling and I know you won't let me down 'cause I'm already standing on the ground And I found out a long time ago what a woman can do to your soul Ah, but she can't take you anyway You don't already know how to go and I gotta peaceful, easy feeling and I know you won't let me down 'cause I'm already standing on the ground I get this feeling I may know you as a lover and a friend but this voice keeps whispering in my other ear, tells me I may never see you again 'cause I get a peaceful, easy feeling and I know you won't let me down 'cause I'm already standing on the ground 'cause I'm already standing... on the ground oooo, oooo

Whoa, thought it was a nightmare, Lo, its all so true, They told me, dont go walkin slow cause devils on the loose. Chorus: Better run through the jungle, Better run through the jungle, Better run through the jungle, Woa, dont look back to see. Thought I heard a rumblin Callin to my name, Two hundred million guns are loaded Satan cries, take aim! Chorus Over on the mountain Thunder magic spoke, Let the people know my wisdom, Fill the land with smoke. Chorus

Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by Brother you don't know a nicer occupation Matter of fact, neither do I Than standing on a corner watching all the girls Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by I'm the cat that got the cream Haven't got a girl but I can dream Haven't got a girl but I can wish So I'll take me down to Main street And that's where I select my imaginary dish Standing on a corner watching all the girls go by Standing on a corner giving all the girls the eye Brother if you've got a rich imagination Give it a whirl, give it a try Try standing on a corner watching all the girls Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by Brother you can't go to jail for what you're thinking Or for that woo look in your eye Standing on the corner watching all the girls Watching all the girls, watching all the girls go by

I hear the cottonwoods whisp'rin' above Tammy! Tammy! Tammy's in love The ole hootie owl hootie-hoo's to the dove Tammy! Tammy! Tammy's in love Does my darling feel what I feel When he comes near My heart beats so joyfully You'd think that he could hear Wish I knew if he knew what I'm dreaming of Tammy! Tammy! Tammy's in love Whippoorwill, whippoorwill, you and I know Tammy! Tammy! Can't let him go The breeze from the bayou keeps murmuring low Tammy! Tammy! You love him so When the night is warm, soft and warm I long for his charms I'd sing like a violin If I were in his arms Wish I knew if he knew what I'm dreaming of Tammy, Tammy, Tammy's in love

The Man in me will do nearly any task And as for compensation, there's a little he will ask Take a woman like you, To get through to the man in me. Storm clouds are raging all around my door I think to myself I might not take it anymore Take a woman like your kind To find the man in me. But, oh, what a wonderful feeling Just to know that you are near It sets my a heart a reeling From my toes up to my ears The man in me will hide sometimes to keep from bein' seen But that's just because he doesn't want to turn into some machine Took a woman like you To get through to the man in me.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus, Coo coo, kachoo. Mister City P'liceman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying. I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down. I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus, Coo coo, kachoo. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan from Standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo. Expert texpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. I'm crying. Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo (rhythmical speaking along with juba's). Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba..... (speaking)

Branded is an American Western series which aired on NBC from 1965 through 1966, sponsored by Procter & Gamble in its Sunday night 8:30 p.m. Eastern Time period, and starred Chuck Connors as Jason McCord, a United States Army Cavalry captain who had been drummed out of the service following an unjust accusation of cowardice.

During a pajama party to watch Robin's early morning talk show, Lily recounts her efforts to sabotage most of Ted's relationships after Ted's girlfriend, Karen, finds a woman's earring in his bed. Barney learns the pleasures of nightshirts, and after Karen and Ted break up, Ted and Robin promise to be each others' "back-up spouse".

When Louise hears that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, she enters a contest that could give Tina the chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn an interesting piece of history regarding the restaurant, which leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

The season opens on January 21, 1983, when a man wearing a defective parachute slams into a residential street. His body is surrounded by bags full of cocaine and an ID for a "Drew Thompson". Shifting to the present, Raylan Givens receives a phone call from a former acquaintance/romantic partner, Sharon Edmonds, who is now a bail bondswoman in Knoxville, TN. She enlists Raylan's help in finding a fugitive named Jody Adair, who is hiding out in Lexington and wanted by the Knoxville PD. Raylan finds Jody, and takes him into custody after a standoff in which Raylan subdues Jody by shooting the airbag in his Jeep, making it blow up in Jody's face. In Harlan, two teenage burglars invade Arlo Givens' old house and start breaking into a wall. They see the bag with an ID for a "Waldo Truth" in the wall, and are about to take it when they see a car with police lights approaching. They run out of the house without the bag. In the car is Constable Bob Sweeney, a local lawman who is tasked with keeping an eye on the old Givens house. Bob alerts Raylan, who shows up at the house with Jody in the trunk of his car. He and Bob find the bag, and Raylan stashes it in his trunk along with Jody. Raylan goes to a hardware store to inquire about Arlo's work on the house, and while there his car is stolen by the teenagers. Raylan, with Bob's help, tracks them to a scrapyard, where they were headed to dispose of the car. Bob provokes a scrapyard worker who gets the upper hand on him while Raylan is gone to check on the whereabouts of Jody and the teens. When both situations come to a head, and Jody puts a gun to one of the teens' head, Bob stabs the hostage in the foot and Raylan is able to get his gun and the bag back. After delivering Jody, Raylan visits his father Arlo in prison to ask Arlo about the bag in the wall. Raylan realizes the bag is a big deal after Arlo kills an inmate who saw the bag and heard Raylan asking about it.

The gang discovers that Jeff has a new girlfriend but he is determined to keep his affair a secret. Meanwhile, Troy and Britta have secrets of their own and decide to share it with their friends.

Ted runs into "The Slutty Pumpkin" (Katie Holmes) but realizes that she is not "The One". Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

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This commercial for the Google App begins with a person, dressed in a bright orange jumpsuit, standing on top of a tall, rocky mountain cliff. The man takes a deep breath, says "OK" and then jumps from the cliff. Next is a woman with blue/green hair, looking into the camera saying "OK, Bonjour enchante". A scene from the film 'School of Rock' is shown, with Jack Black handing a pair of drumsticks to a music student. The coach for the Bixby Spartans high school football team gives his players a pep talk before a game. A group of cheerleaders is on the football field during a practice. A young boy looks into the camera, asking "OK, are you ready?" right before he jumps over the rocky ledge and into the pool of water below. A dad helps his young child learn to ride a bike. Two people play a game of basketball. "The Dude", holding a White Russian in a glass, is shown. A woman prepares to give a toast at a wedding reception. An astronaut is hovering next to a spacemobile (that's right, Spacemobile) with a beautiful view of the Earth behind him. A young child is lying on the floor next to a sleeping family dog. The question posed to the Google App is "OK, Google. Do dogs dream?". Google has an answer for everything. "The Google app: Dream" OK. OK, bonjour enchante. OK? Give that a try. OK? You're Bixby Spartans! OK! OK, you ready? Yeah. OK, OK. OK, what's up? OK, yeah. OK. OK, you're good. OK, Google. Do dogs dream? Dogs dream like humans and about similar things. Ask the Google app.

"The White Russian - A Kahlua Production" A man stands out in the desert with a giant lizard on a leash. Then we see another man driving through the desert in a truck. He stops the truck gets out and finds a place to start digging. He digs for a long time and finally hits something. He pulls out a briefcase. Just then two more cars drive up to the same location. The man starts running with his newly found treasure. As he heads for the truck, a man falls from the sky into the back of it. It was a Russian astronaut still in his space suit. After staring at each other, the man drives away leaving the astronaut on the side of the road, and he ends up stopping the other two cars. We see that Jeff Bridges is telling this story to an attractive bartender years later at a bar. After telling it, we see he still has the briefcase and two odd people are watching him as he drinks a White Russian. It must have been 73, 74. I was driving to a coffee plantation down in Mexico. I was just about broke and then, well, let's just say an opportunity comes my way. So I went out there, and uh, I'm looking, looking until I got lucky. And there - there it was. Everything I'd ever wanted, but I wasn't alone. And I was thinking, oh man, I just dug my own grave. There was this weird sound, and BAM! And out of the sky falls this guy. A cosmonaut. You're kidding? I don't know how, but he knows exactly what to do. I heard later that an electrical storm had messed with his gear so he had to bust out of a rocket or somesuch. Me, I think he fell from the heavens. An angel here to save my sorry ass. (Lyrics) As I fall asleep You burn down, down in deep After all you will know I was more, I was warm to go A Kahlua production The White Russian CCCP Kahlua Mixing things up since 1936

Guy yelling, "Can you count suckas?" - The Warriors Indiana Jones running from natives - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Basketball Skateboarding Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy, The Lion skipping - The Wizard of Oz Computer animated penguins dancing - Happy Feet Serena Williams doing split while playing tennis Many walking funny with high steps - Monty Python's Flying Circus (The Ministry of Silly Walks) Conductor in white wig - Amadeus Man in parachute pants and yellow shirt - MC Hammer music video for "U Can't Touch This" Black and white cartoon - Popeye the Sailor Flipping slam dunk basketball Sylvester Stalone trying to catch a chicken - Rocky II Man doing "The Worm" Guys on Treadmills - OK Go music video for "Here it Goes Again" Girl Jumping rope Guy jumping over a speeding car Guy hitting tennis ball between his legs while backwards Boy stacking plastic cups Michael Cera with a flaming sword - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Overhead view of a guy jumping down a flight of stairs on his skateboard Bruce Lee with Nunchucks / Nunchaku - Enter the Dragon Jeff Bridges sleeping in a chair with sunglasses on - The Big Lebowski Spike Lee (aka Mars Blackmon) shaking his head no while looking through basketball hoop/net - old Nike commercial Spock teleporting in the transporter - Star Trek (The Original Series) Steve Carell getting his chest waxed - The 40 Year Old Virgin Kevin James dressed up as a mall security guard and riding a Segway - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Bugs Bunny getting knocked out in a boxing ring - Rabbit Punch by Merrie Melodies Man in wheel chair (Aaron Fotheringham) doing a backflip on a half pipe / skateboard ramp Man in sunglasses and tie running toward camera - Beastie Boys music video for "Sabatage" Dwarf / little person dancing in a red suit - Twin Peaks (The Man from Another Place) Ricky Gervais dancing - The Office (UK) Gladiators / Centurians fighting - 300 Guy doing martial arts kicks on a post at the beach - The Karate Kid (original) Female tennis player in pink Conductor in white wig again - Amadeus Forest Whitaker doing martial arts - Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Woman "running" up bamboo pole - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Man in women dressed in black dancing at an funhouse - Grease Soccer player jumping to kick a ball - ??? Power lifter / weight lifter Two girls dancing on a ledge - The Breakfast Club Christopher Walken dancing on an escalator - Fatboy Slim music video for "Weapon of Choice" Edward Norton punching himself in the face - Fight Club Man yelling/celebrating? in his house - ??? Chefs hockey players with glasses - Slap Shot Man sprinting Boxers Heavy metal band singing - Iron Maiden music video for "The Number of the Beast" Ellen Page as a roller derby girl - Whip It Animated guy and dog - Scooby Doo Man with crazy hair cutting the hedges - Edward Scissorhands Guy jumping over people in lawn chairs - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Computer animated guy punching a shark - Despicable Me Man in white wig again - Amadeus Can you count suckas? (Lyrics) Break it on down I see you baby Shaking that thing I see you baby Shakin' that thang Close your eyes Get busy with it I see you baby Shaking that ass Running Counts Jams Count Style Counts Splits Count Walking Counts Flying Counts Training Counts Cardio Counts Jumping Counts Stacking Counts Taking the Stairs Counts Doesn't Count Counts Life is a sport Make it Count Fuel nike.com/fuelband nike+

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Pakistan-born comedian Kumail Nanjiani and grad student Emily Gardner fall in love but struggle as their cultures clash. When Emily contracts a mysterious illness, Kumail finds himself forced to face her feisty parents, his family's expectations, and his true feelings. * The Big Sick received an Oscar nomination (90th Academy Awards, 2018) for: "Writing (Original Screenplay)" - Written by Emily V. Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani