The Warriors

Guy yelling, "Can you count suckas?" - The Warriors Indiana Jones running from natives - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Basketball Skateboarding Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy, The Lion skipping - The Wizard of Oz Computer animated penguins dancing - Happy Feet Serena Williams doing split while playing tennis Many walking funny with high steps - Monty Python's Flying Circus (The Ministry of Silly Walks) Conductor in white wig - Amadeus Man in parachute pants and yellow shirt - MC Hammer music video for "U Can't Touch This" Black and white cartoon - Popeye the Sailor Flipping slam dunk basketball Sylvester Stalone trying to catch a chicken - Rocky II Man doing "The Worm" Guys on Treadmills - OK Go music video for "Here it Goes Again" Girl Jumping rope Guy jumping over a speeding car Guy hitting tennis ball between his legs while backwards Boy stacking plastic cups Michael Cera with a flaming sword - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Overhead view of a guy jumping down a flight of stairs on his skateboard Bruce Lee with Nunchucks / Nunchaku - Enter the Dragon Jeff Bridges sleeping in a chair with sunglasses on - The Big Lebowski Spike Lee (aka Mars Blackmon) shaking his head no while looking through basketball hoop/net - old Nike commercial Spock teleporting in the transporter - Star Trek (The Original Series) Steve Carell getting his chest waxed - The 40 Year Old Virgin Kevin James dressed up as a mall security guard and riding a Segway - Paul Blart: Mall Cop Bugs Bunny getting knocked out in a boxing ring - Rabbit Punch by Merrie Melodies Man in wheel chair (Aaron Fotheringham) doing a backflip on a half pipe / skateboard ramp Man in sunglasses and tie running toward camera - Beastie Boys music video for "Sabatage" Dwarf / little person dancing in a red suit - Twin Peaks (The Man from Another Place) Ricky Gervais dancing - The Office (UK) Gladiators / Centurians fighting - 300 Guy doing martial arts kicks on a post at the beach - The Karate Kid (original) Female tennis player in pink Conductor in white wig again - Amadeus Forest Whitaker doing martial arts - Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Woman "running" up bamboo pole - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Man in women dressed in black dancing at an funhouse - Grease Soccer player jumping to kick a ball - ??? Power lifter / weight lifter Two girls dancing on a ledge - The Breakfast Club Christopher Walken dancing on an escalator - Fatboy Slim music video for "Weapon of Choice" Edward Norton punching himself in the face - Fight Club Man yelling/celebrating? in his house - ??? Chefs hockey players with glasses - Slap Shot Man sprinting Boxers Heavy metal band singing - Iron Maiden music video for "The Number of the Beast" Ellen Page as a roller derby girl - Whip It Animated guy and dog - Scooby Doo Man with crazy hair cutting the hedges - Edward Scissorhands Guy jumping over people in lawn chairs - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Computer animated guy punching a shark - Despicable Me Man in white wig again - Amadeus Can you count suckas? (Lyrics) Break it on down I see you baby Shaking that thing I see you baby Shakin' that thang Close your eyes Get busy with it I see you baby Shaking that ass Running Counts Jams Count Style Counts Splits Count Walking Counts Flying Counts Training Counts Cardio Counts Jumping Counts Stacking Counts Taking the Stairs Counts Doesn't Count Counts Life is a sport Make it Count Fuel nike.com/fuelband nike+

Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the Space Station Horizon. Guest starring Bryan Cranston.

When the Retirement Castle is closed for health violations, Marge invites Grampa and two other old people to live at the Simpsons' house, only to get frustrated with Homer embracing the "old person lifestyle". At Springfield Elementary, Nelson befriends Bart when the latter defends the former's love of hand-me-down underwear.

Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl at the bar, and discover that she is there with Cindy. Cindy and the girl at the bar eventually get married and have a daughter. Robin is still heartbroken over Don, but a challenge from Barney pushes her to get over him. Marshall's closeness with his father and desire to start a family gets him into trouble with Lily. It is revealed that Ted meets his future wife at a wedding in which he is the best man. It starts raining at the wedding and he forgets his umbrella, which connects back to the past references that a yellow umbrella is what got Ted and his wife together.

Claire gets Cage in an ambulance to a hospital; but they are attacked by Diamondback en route. They take refuge in a women's clinic, where Claire examines Cage's tissue to find a way to take out the Judas shrapnel. Candace, a waitress and hostess at Stokes' club, tells the police that it was Cage who killed him, making Knight suspicious of Dillard. Knight calls Cage and informs him of the accusation, while another officer triangulates his location. She arrives at the clinic, attempting to arrest him; but they are attacked by Diamondback again. Cage recognizes him as his childhood friend Willis Stryker, with Stryker blaming him for leaving him to "rot". Cage follows Stryker to the United Palace and overpowers him, but he manages to escape. Dillard secretly pays Candace for testifying against Cage. In custody, Claire insists that Cage is innocent, making Knight so angry that she assaults her before the inspector intervenes and has Claire released. Stryker confronts Cage on a sidestreet, reveals himself as his brother and shoots him with another Judas bullet, knocking him in a garbage truck.

The kids go in search of full-sized candy bars for Halloween.

Eric gets an office on a shoddy stretch of Hollywood Blvd., and in trying to announce himself as Vince's manager, finds himself hitting road blocks. Vince, Drama and Turtle scope out an antique desk with a rich Hollywood history, but learn it's already been sold to Gary Busey an actor with whom they have their own colorful past. Ari preps for his annual meeting with R&B super-diva Mary J. Blige, but twin-sibling rivalry in the office screws everything up..

The sexual tension between Jeff and Britta becomes a hot topic among the study group. Meanwhile, what starts out as a simple contest for a chance at early class registration turns the peaceful campus of Greendale Community College into an all-out war zone. Friendships are tested, as only one student can be victorious.