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The Awkward Thoughts of W. Kamau Bell: Tales of a 6'4", African-American, Heterosexual, Cisgender, Left-Leaning, Asthmatic, Black and Proud Blerd, Mama's Boy, Dad, and Stand-Up Comedian. The Awkward Thoughts of W. Kamau Bell is a humorous, well-informed take on the world today, tackling a wide range of issues, such as race relations; fatherhood; the state of law enforcement today; comedians and superheroes; right-wing politics; left-wing politics; failure; his interracial marriage; white men; his up-bringing by very strong-willed, race-conscious, yet ideologically opposite parents; his early days struggling to find his comedic voice, then his later days struggling to find his comedic voice; why he never seemed to fit in with the Black comedy scene . . . or the white comedy scene; how he was a Black nerd way before that became a thing; how it took his wife and an East Bay lesbian to teach him that racism and sexism often walk hand in hand; and much, much more.

The film centers on the fictional Isla Nublar in Costa Rica, where billionaire philanthropist John Hammond and a team of genetic scientists from his company have created an amusement park of cloned dinosaurs.

A comedy centered around four couples Dave and Ronnie, Shane and Trudy, Jason and Cynthia, and Joey and Lucy who go on their vacation to a tropical-island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional.

This film presents a day in the lives of two store clerks and their acquaintances.

The movie takes place a day before Clerks (April 14th, 1994). T.S. Quint is preparing for a trip to Universal Studios Florida with his girlfriend Brandi Svenning, during which he plans to propose to her; however, the two have an argument and break up after Brandi tells him she can't go because she's volunteered to fill in as a contestant on Truth or Date, her dad's "cheesy Dating Game rip-off" TV show. T.S. turns to his comic book-loving best friend Brodie Bruce, who has also broken up with his girlfriend, Rene Mosier, and Brodie suggests the two might find solace at the local mall.

Wag the Dog is a 1997 black comedy film[1] where a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer fabricate a war to distract voters from a presidential sex scandal. It was produced and directed by Barry Levinson, and starring Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro. The screenplay by Hilary Henkin and David Mamet was loosely adapted from Larry Beinhart's novel American Hero.

Christine asks Richard for his help in order for her to have a new baby when she finds out Richard and New Christine plan on having their own baby soon.

Movie production starts for Sam's movie, Santa Monica Cop, but Hank jeopardizes his friendship with Sam by having a rendezvous with the lead actress. Charlie continues his relationship with Lizzie and attempts to sign Tyler to his talent group. Hank gets released from Sam's movie and has a blowup with Charlie; he fires Charlie as his agent and as his friend.

In this episode, the Simpson family's dog, Santa's Little Helper, manages to infuriate the entire family by destroying Homer's new shoes, ruining a family heirloom, and devouring Homer's cookie. As a result, Bart is forced to train Santa's Little Helper at an obedience school so that the family will not have to give him away. At first, the dog is extremely disobedient, but, at the last minute, passes the test.

A bank robbery further complicates the relationship between Winona and Raylan, as well as placing her in potential legal trouble. Art has the chance to track down a fugitive from his early career.

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In the episode, Michael plans to win back his ex-girlfriend Holly at a Dunder Mifflin company picnic, while the rest of the Scranton office get involved in a competitive company volleyball tournament. Jim and Pam receive unspecified good news during a hospital visit, which the episode writers later confirmed to be Pam's pregnancy.

Otto and some of Rye's belongings, including his belt buckle, are buried at the Gerhardt farm. Lou and Ben arrive after the funeral and take Floyd to the station for questioning. She eventually accepts a deal that will absolve her family members for previous crimes they committed in exchange for information about how the North Dakota syndicate runs their drug operation. Meanwhile, Bear intercepts his niece, Simone as she is leaving Mike Milligan's hotel, and drives her to a secluded wooded area where he executes her for betraying the family. Lou asks Karl to stay with Betsy and keep an eye on her and Molly. Betsy tells Karl that she is sure she received the placebo cancer pill instead of the real drug, and wants Karl to look after her family after she is gone. Betsy goes to her father's house to feed the cat and discovers his office filled with strange drawings and symbols. Meanwhile, Headquarters calls Mike saying he has run out of time to take care of things. An "Undertaker" is being sent to take over. When the Undertaker arrives, Mike instantly kills him and his two accomplices, intending to blame the murders on the Gerhardts. Suddenly, Ed Blumquist makes a call from a telephone booth to Mike Milligan, stating that he has Dodd Gerhardt in his car trunk.

Lily and Marshall attempt to raise money to fix their apartment floor by selling Lily's designer clothes. Lily also discovers a hidden use for her art. When Abby is revealed to be Barney's relationship saboteur, they join forces in their mutual hatred of Ted.

In the episode, Homer gets an illegal cable hook-up. Despite their enjoyment of the new channels, Lisa becomes suspicious that they are stealing cable. Her suspicions are confirmed by Reverend Lovejoy and Lisa protests by no longer watching television. Meanwhile, Homer invites his friends over to watch a boxing match, but Lisa's protest gets to him. He decides not to watch the fight and cuts the cable.

Inspired by a movie about a girl who enters a tango contest and wins, Lisa decides to sign up for dance lessons -- and ends up taking tap lessons from a former child star. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse hide out at the mall to escape going to summer camp

Kevin helps the gang realize that their partners remind them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's romantic evening doesn't go the way they planned.

It is Lily's 32nd birthday, and Ted has to ruin it all by bringing a stranger, Amanda, to the intimate celebration, an incident that causes Lily to drag out her photo albums and review the endless parade of short-timers in Ted's romantic life.

Phil gets a vasectomy; Gloria and Jay can't agree on whether or not they should find out the sex of the baby; Mitchell tries to steer Cameron toward getting a part-time job.

Tara checks into a facility that specializes in dissociation, where she meets Dr. Holden, who pushes for her to recover lost memories. Max tries to take advantage of the support groups for significant others but is reluctant. Believing that Marshall can never forgive him, Jason apologizes to Marshall and implies that their friendship is over. Kate mounts a claim against Gene at Barnabeez.

The staff gives their testimony to find out who exactly was responsible for the two data breaches (HIV girl/ campaign mailer) and the lobbying against the Family First Bill. Ultimately, Bill Ericsson is scapegoated; the 'Jonad Files' and the inappropriate touching are explored; Jason and Catherine break up.

Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie shot at Wonder Wharf. Teddy, who worked on the movie when he was young, has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety.

After encountering two recruiters of a sect called "The Movementarians", Homer attends a session that teaches about their sect, where he is brainwashed to join. Homer moves the entire family to their compound, where the entire family, except Marge, is brainwashed. Marge escapes through a dangerous getaway, and finds Reverend Lovejoy, Ned Flanders and Groundskeeper Willie for help. The four manage to kidnap the family back. They are able to persuade Lisa and Bart to not believe in the sect anymore, but are unable to get Homer back, as the sect's lawyers take him back before they are able to. However, Homer no longer believes in the sect when he arrives, and manages to expose them as fake. The group then disbands, and the family goes back home.

In the aftermath of his public tirade, acclaimed news anchor Will McAvoy returns to his job to find that most of his staff are leaving and his new executive producer is his ex-girlfriend, MacKenzie McHale and when some breaking news about a potentially disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico hits the network, the staff faces a new challenge.

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Ghostbusters makes its long-awaited return with Director Paul Feig's unique and hilarious take on the classic, supernatural comedy, led by the freshest minds in comedy today, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, and Chris Hemsworth. Together they team-up to save Manhattan from a sudden invasion of spirits, spooks and slime that engulfs the city. Robert Abele of TheWrap says, "This new A-team of ghostbusters are fresh and funny." "GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) - Now on Digital / Coming Soon to Blu-ray & DVD" It will haunt you every night. Whatever it is. No one should have to encounter that kind of evil. Except you girls, I think you can handle it. Oh, oh good. Thanks. We have a gift. We see what no one else is willing to see. We do things others can't do. Ghostbusters. If there's a paranormal problem, we're the ones to answer the call. Hello. That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. What do we think of these Ghostbusters? Are they to be taken seriously? You take that aisle, I'll take the far one. OK, you sweaty freaks, I'm about to save you from this ghost! OK, so I don't know if it was a race thing, or lady thing, but I'm mad as hell. There's a bigger picture at hand here. Someone is creating a device that amplifies paranormal activity. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Hey guys! Check it out! Kevin, come inside! I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right? Aw, man. That's so not good. Something big is gonna happen. The word we're looking for is apocalypse. You want a piece of this? Yeah! The government's trying to claim the event isn't supernatural. We don't want a panic. We don't want mass hysteria. Get out of the city! Get out of the city! I will kick the unliving crap out of you and you and especially you! Hey! Don't move! You got a, uh... Nope, I'm tired. No, listen. I'm just gonna go ahead and take off, how about that? I-I don't really think that's a good idea. Nope. I'm going to take off. Don't piss off the ghost. Really? Ghostbusters Answer the Call Coming Soon To Blu-Ray & DVD