Adventures in Babysitting

Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance. He looked kinda nice and so I said I might take a chance. When he danced he held me tight And when he walked me home that night All the stars were shining bright And then he kissed me. Each time I saw him I couldn`t wait to see him again. I wanted to let him know that he was more than a friend. I didn`t know just what to do So I whispered I love you And he said that he loved me too... And then he kissed me. He kissed me in a way that I`ve never been kissed before, He kissed me in a way that I wanna be kissed forever more. I knew that he was mine so I gave him all the love that I had And one day he took me home to meet his mom and his dad. Then he asked me to be his bride And always be right by his side. I felt so happy I almost cried And then he kissed me. Then he asked me to be his bride And always be right by his side. I felt so happy I almost cried And then he kissed me. And then he kissed me. And then he kissed me

Hi. ahem. umm, my name's chris parker. I live in oak park, that's a suburb. They probably figured that out. huh This is brad, sarah and daryl and we're in trouble. Ain't no doubt! See me and my boyfriend mike, tonight's our anniversary. But then he went and canceled and now i'm stuck watchin' these three. And it's so hard... And it's sooo hard... Babysittin' these guys. She's got the... I got this call from brenda. i went to pick her up. Tire had a blow out and my mom's car got shot up. And these guys started to chase us. And we all got hijacked. huh We were crusing down the highway, In this big, ol' cadilaic. And it's so hard! Yeah! It's so hard... Babysittin' these guys. She got the.....babyyyy sittin' bules. Baby, baby. babysittin' blues. I've got the...babyyyy sitting blues. Well alright! There's nights....you swear you were born to lose. like tonight. And you wish your feet were walkin' in someone elses shoes. Some guys are out to get us. And brenda's probably dead. We ain't got a nickle. And they should be in bed. and you outta luck. Outtaaa luck, watchin' these guys. I've got the....babyyyy sitting blues. Baby, baby. Babyyyy sitting blues. Baby, baby. Babyyyy sitting bluuues. There are nights... You swear you were born to looose...yeah! Like tonight. And you wish your feet were walkin' in someone elses shoes. Some guy's out to get 'em and the girl's probably dead. She ain't got a nickle... And we should be in bed!!! And you outta luck. Outta luck watchin' these guys. I've got the....babyyyy sitting blues. Baby, baby. Babyyyy sitting blues. Baby, baby. Babyyyy sitting bluuues

Oh, a storm is threatning My very life today If I dont get some shelter Oh yeah, Im gonna fade away War, children, its just a shot away Its just a shot away War, children, its just a shot away Its just a shot away Ooh, see the fire is sweepin Our very street today Burns like a red coal carpet Mad bull lost its way War, children, its just a shot away Its just a shot away War, children, its just a shot away Its just a shot away Rape, murder! Its just a shot away Its just a shot away Rape, murder! Its just a shot away Its just a shot away Rape, murder! Its just a shot away Its just a shot away The floods is threatning My very life today Gimme, gimme shelter Or Im gonna fade away War, children, its just a shot away Its just a shot away Its just a shot away Its just a shot away Its just a shot away I tell you love, sister, its just a kiss away Its just a kiss away Its just a kiss away Its just a kiss away Its just a kiss away Kiss away, kiss away

when i'm just out of school like i'm real real cool gotta dance like a fool got the massage that i got yo be a wild one oh yeah i'm a wild one gonna break in lose gonna keep on moving wild gonna keep on swingin' baby i'm a real wild child and i need all my friends gonna have ourselves a ball gonna tell me friends gonna tell them all that i'm a wild one oh yeah i'm a wild one gonna break in lose gonna keep on moving wild gonna keep on swingin' baby i'm a real wild child I'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one oh baby i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) gonna break in lose gonna keep on moving wild gonna keep on swingin' baby i'm a real wild child ohhhhh i'm a real wild one and i like a wild fun in a world gone crazy everything seems hazy i'm a wild one oh yeah i'm a wild one gonna break in lose gonna keep on moving wild gonna keep on swingin' baby i'm a real wild child i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) oh baby i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) gonna break in lose gonna keep on moving wild gonna keep on swingin' baby i'm a real wild child I'm a real wild child i'm gonna break in lose gonna be a wild child i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) I'm a wild one (I'm a wild one) I'm a wild one (I'm a wild one) Oh baby i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one) gonna break in lose( gonna break in lose) gonna keep on moving wild gonna keep on swingin' wild baby i'm a real wild child now i'm a wild one( yeah yeah) (i'm a wild one) I'm a wild one (oh oh oh yeah) (I'm a wild one) I'm a wild one (I'm a wild one) Oh baby i'm a wild one (i'm a wild one)

Here's the story, Of a lovely lady, Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, Like their mother, The youngest one in curls. Here's the story, Of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own. They were four men, Living all together, but they were all alone-. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew they was much more than a hunch. That this group, Must somehow form a family. That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch- the Brady Bunch That's the way- we became the Brady Bunch.

Hey hey uh huh huh huh huh oh Uh huh huh huh huh huh yeah It's twenty five miles from home Girl, my feet are hurting mighty bad Now I've been walking a three day, two lonely nights You know that I'm mighty mad But I got a woman waiting for me That's gonna make this trip worthwhile You see she's got the kind of lovin' and a kissing A make a man go stone wild So I got to keep on walkin' I got to walk on, oh ho ho I, I, I, I'm so tired But I just can't lose my stride I got fifteen miles to go now And I can hear my baby calling my name It's as if as though I'm standing at her front door I can hear that doggone plain Now I'll be so glad to see my baby And hold her in my arms Now when I kiss her lips I turn a back over flip and I'll forget these feet of mine I got to keep on walkin' I got to walk on oh ho ho I, I, I, I, I'm so tired but I just can't lose my stride Walk on let me tell you ya'll I, I, I, I, I, I'm so tired But I just can't lose my stride Come on feet don't fail me now I got ten more miles to go I got nine, eight, seven, six, eight, six I got a five more miles to go Now over the hill just around the bend Huh although my feet are tired I can't lose my stride I got to get to my baby again

What does it take to win your love for me? How can I make this dream come true for me? Whoa I just got to know ooo, baby cause I love ya so. Gonna blow for ya [Instrumental Interlude] I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, in every way I could, to make you see how much I love you. Ooo, I thought you understood. So you gotta make me see, what does it take to win your love for me? Gonna blow again for ya

When a high school threatens to shut down the theatre department, failed actor-turned-drama teacher Dana Marschz (Steve Coogan) decides to write a politically incorrect musical sequel to William Shakespeare's Hamlet.[2]

Marge buys a new five-seater car, but soon realizes this will be too small in the event that she wants a fourth child. Meanwhile, Bart and his friends spy on Lisa when she's taking a shower and using the toilet to urinate.

Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date - but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves "trivial". Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louise was charged with watching escapes out the front door.

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match, so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a dweeb, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.