Platoon

(Original Lyrics) I come from Alabama with my Banjo on my knee I'se gwine to Lou'siana my true lub for to see. It rain'd all night de day I left, de wedder it was dry; The sun so hot I froze to def - Susanna, don't you cry. Oh! Susanna, do not cry for me I come from Alabama, wid my Banjo on my knee. (Modernized Lyrics) I come from Alabama with my Banjo on my knee I'm going to Louisiana my true love for to see. It rained all night the day I left, the weather it was dry; The sun so hot I froze to death - Susanna, don't you cry. Oh! Susanna, don't you cry for me I come from Alabama, with a Banjo on my knee.

The plot of the film involves a wooden puppet being brought to life by a blue fairy, who tells him he can become a real boy if he proves himself "brave, truthful, and unselfish". Thus begin the puppet's adventures to become a real boy, which involve many encounters with a host of unsavory characters.

At an economic summit in Detroit, Selina's staff and her family, especially Andrew, are peeved by the presence of her new personal trainer, Ray (Christopher Meloni), which is also her new lover. Meanwhile, Jonah and Mike negotiate a photo-op with Selina and Maddox, which only works for Maddox. Later, Catherine protects her mom from a protestor. Selina attends a women's gun show, after an anti-gun rumor is spread by Jonah through Minna Hakkinen.

Vince gets up-front about his feelings for Aquagirl, sending everyone into a panic; Ari's partner Terrance resurfaces; Eric splurges on an "investment" suit; and Drama and Turtle have high hopes for Little Miss Ari's Bat mitzvah.

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