My Fair Lady

My Fair Lady is a musical based upon George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion and with book and lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner and music by Frederick Loewe. The story concerns Eliza Doolittle, a Cockney flower girl who takes speech lessons from professor Henry Higgins, a phoneticist, so she can pass as a lady.

Based upon the acclaimed comic book and directed by Matthew Vaughn (Kick Ass, X-Men First Class), KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE tells the story of a super-secret spy organization that recruits an unrefined but promising street kid into the agency's ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius. "Kingsman: The Secret Service - In Cinemas Feb 5" Mr. Deveare, you like spy movies? Nowadays they're all a little serious for my taste. Oh, when I was a kid that was my dream job. Gentleman spy. I always thought the old Bond films were only as good as their villains. What a shame we both had to grow up. Valentine's experimenting with biological weaponry. We're gonna have to deal with this ourselves. I want you to propose a candidate tomorrow. It's freezing. Why are we walking? We jacked the car keys. Oh that's my car! Huge IQ, first prize regional gymnastics, great performance in the Marines. He isn't exactly one of us. I'm sure I'll figure something out. Who are you? The man who got you released. I've never met a tailor before, but I know you ain't one. Come with me. You see the film Trading Places? No. Pretty Woman? Well the point is, you can transform. Oh, like in My Fair Lady. Oh you're full of surprises. We're the Kingsmen. Teamwork is the most important thing. Pick a puppy. Pug. It's a Bulldog, isn't it? Shhh... If you're prepared to adapt and learn, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsmen agent. This it? Of course not. Today is the birth of a new age. Sounds like a lot of people are going to die. Do I look like a give a... Assemble the Kingsmen. No stomach for violence. I see one drop of blood, that is me done. Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight? You came to get me out. Sorry, love. Got to save the world. Now I'm gonna tell you my whole plan and you'll find a way to escape. Sounds good to me. Well this ain't that kind of movie. (Lyrics) Life been crazy, all advice has been to chill more Ironic I've been living off with people down to kill for And I find no comfort in numbers knowin' there's always a mil more To Face A New Threat A Covert Intelligence Agency Will Need Some New Blood In 2015 From The Director Of X-Men First Class And Kick-Ass Kingsman The Secret Service Coming Soon #Kingsman KingsmanMovie.com

Carrie wants a promotion at work, but her boss tells her that her chances are slim at getting the promition because of the accent she has when she speaks. Carrie is upset, and has Spence give her diction lessons to learn how to speak more clearly and ladylike. Doug's mom comes to visit, and sits in on the guy's poker game. Doug realizes that she is quite good, so he invites her to sit in on more games to win him some big bucks.

Marge becomes a chauffeur after she grows tired of chauffeuring her own kids around. Meanwhile, Moe becomes the Nuclear Power Plant's janitor. Guest stars: Christopher Lloyd as Jim Ignatowski and Rich Sommer as Young Man

Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen called "Hottyz." But in order to keep his job, Bill must pretend to be a homosexual. Meanwhile, Hank's elderly barber has a hard time staying in business.

When Louise hears that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, she enters a contest that could give Tina the chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn an interesting piece of history regarding the restaurant, which leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

Alex's dedication to learning makes Phil & Claire question themselves. Gloria tries to meet new friends. Mitchell runs into an ex-girlfriend while out with Cameron.

During a trip in London, Selina is bombarded with questions regarding the influence of Ray and his online beliefs, which have been recovered by Jonah; Dan has a breakdown which could work in Amy's favor. Selina makes some appearances, including a visit to a local pub and a speech at a War Service. The team learns of the suicide attempt of the First Lady.