Love Actually

This film tells the story of Rose DeWitt Bukater, and Jack Dawson, two members of different social classes who fall in love aboard the ill-fated voyage of the ship.

As Valentine's Day approaches, Gene, Louise, and Tina find themselves in love-caused chaos. Meanwhile, Bob attempts to impress Linda with a romantic gesture.

Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from the previous year; Jay's elaborate Valentine's surprise for Gloria keeps getting held up; an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

Peter claims that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but his skills are put to the test when Neeson actually shows up. Meanwhile, Stewie is annoyed with Lois when she becomes a class mom and starts paying more attention to other children.

A tribute to the film Love, Actually with different story lines all dealing with the holidays. Sam and Brittany live as if it's the end of the world as the Mayans know it. The Puckermans, including half-brothers Puck and Jake and their mothers, come together for Chanukah. Artie has an epiphany through a dream sequence. Kurt has an unforgettable Christmas.

Ted calls Lily a harsh word (censored as "Grinch"). The two fight and nearly ruin the gang's Christmas. Barney catches a cold.

Jane joins a support group for people depressed that their birthdays are on Christmas.

In the episode, Michael attempts to prove life in an office is dangerous after Darryl berates him about the dangers of the warehouse. The attempts lead him to the roof of the building, where he tries to show that depression caused by an office can lead to desperate circumstances. Meanwhile, gambling between the other employees of the office leads Karen to discover that she is still an outsider.

The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City.

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