Paul Blart: Mall Cop
part of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Ding dong! merrily on high In heav'n the bells are ringing: Ding dong! verily the sky Is riv'n with Angel singing. REFRAIN Gloria, Hosanna in excelsis! E'en so here below, below, Let steeple bells be swungen, And "Io, io, io!" By priest and people sungen. REFRAIN Pray you, dutifully prime Your matin chime, ye ringers; May you beautifully rime Your evetime song, ye singers. REFRAIN

Jess is convinced by Cece that Nick may like her as more than a friend, while Schmidt tries to finally get together with Cece.

When a seemingly innocent guy's night out takes a sudden turn, Peter, Joe, Brian, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased and Quahog has been deserted.

The gang reunites after winter break and much to their surprise there's a new addition. One of their fellow classmates is eager to join their study group and the gang must decide whether or not this particular individual is worthy. Meanwhile, Jeff signs on as editor of the Greendale Gazette Journal.

Jimmy goes head-to-head with a thirteen-year-old kid when he makes a run for Sabrina. Meanwhile, Maw Maw swallows her gold tooth which leaves Virginia and Burt wondering how to retrieve it.

Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.

Peter ends up getting lost in the Quahog Mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian attempts to win over a girl by pretending to be a millionaire.

While taking care of the new community garden, Leslie and Tom are shocked to discover that someone has planted marijuana amongst the other plants. They decide to pull an all-night stakeout in order to catch the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Ann goes on a date with Mark.

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Trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop Alright. You must now pass the obstacle course. Survive this, and you're on the front lines of keeping New Jersey safe. Meet Paul Blart. Sorry about the test dad. I'm gonna get them next year. I am. There we go. Pie. It fills the cracks in the heart. Go away pain. He's always been dedicated. Paul Blart - Mall Cop. We got a high roller. To protect it, the West Orange Pavilion Mall I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue you a citation. Can you validate this? Sir, sir, I'm warning you sir. Sir, you're a nasty old man. From Columbia Pictures Our security's fine, but ultimately we're reliable, but ultimately we rely on the hope that nothing ever goes down. Everybody out! Move it! People tryin' to take over the mall. Now, help is on the way. Reports are, they're inside the bank. Until then, Paul Blart I need you to exit the building immediately. I swore an oath to protect this mall and all inside it. Sergeant, it looks like you've got your eyes on the inside. Is he crying? From Happy Madison What are you trained to do? Nothing. It's not too bad. This January Nobody knows this mall better than I do. The only man for the job was the last thing they expected. Blart. Blart. Blart. Peanut Blart and Jelly. Sup man? Who is this guy? Safety never takes a holiday. Kevin James is Paul Blart: Mall Cop Dear God. (Lyrics) It doesn't make a different if we make it or not Oh, we're halfway there Ah ah, livin' on a prayer Columbia New Jersey State Police Training Facility New Jersey State Police Academy Security Guard Legal Sea Foods From Columbia Pictures Detect, Deter, Observe, Report Paul Blart From Happy Madison Fog Machine January PaulBlart-MallCop.com

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