Goodbye, Mr. Chips

The novel tells the story of a much-beloved schoolteacher and his long tenure at Brookfield, a fictional boys' public boarding school. Mr. Chipping conquers his inability to connect with his students, as well as his initial shyness, when he marries Katherine, a young woman whom he meets on holiday and who quickly picks up on calling him by his nickname, "Chips". Despite his own mediocre academic record, he goes on to have an illustrious career as an inspiring educator at Brookfield.

Mr. Burns opens a for-profit university with Homer as one of its professors. Guest stars: Jason Alexander as Verlander, Ken Jennings as himself, Robert McKee as himself, Suze Orman as herself and Neil deGrasse Tyson as himself

Doug's union is still on strike, so he takes a job as a substitute teacher at his sister, Stephanie's school. Doug thinks it's going to be an easy job, but it turns out to be much more challenging than he anticpates. Meanwhile, Carrie has picked up some extra work for her boss, and discovers that the case is pro bono and she won't be getting any overtime pay.