New Jack City

In the market for a gangsta pet? Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key are back with "Keanu," their first feature film. "Keanu" opens in theaters April 29. ""Keanu" Red Band Trailer - From the Minds of Key & Peele - Uncensored" Hey, man. How are you? How're you doing? Nothing makes sense anymore. Are you OK? Maisie broke up with me. Will? It's gonna be OK. You're right, Clarence. I want you to meet Keanu. No. Oh my God, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life. Why is your door open? Keanu. Keanu?! I'm sorry. No! Oh, 'sup 'sup, bro. I'm here 'cause my place got broken into. Does anyone shady come by here? I mean, the 17th Street Blips. The 17th Street Blips, OK, where are they? 17th Street. Let's just go check it out. What's the worst that could happen? One beer, please. I'll take a White Wine Spritzer. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence! What? You can't talk like that here. Then we really are in trouble, because you sound like John Ritter all the time. Well, I beg to differ, nigger. Went straight to the "N" word. You niggers in the right place? Yeah, we in the right place, nigger! Oh. ? got Keanu. We in the market right now for like a gangster pet, so. The fuck? I am not breaking the law. We just feed 'em some bullshit about New Jack City and we get Keanu! You ain't never seen nobody get killed before? I see people get killed before. Oh, come on, man! Keanu needs you! I need you! Where are you? Shit, what you think my idea of fun was? Why are you talking to me like that? I talk like that sometimes. Why you drive this weak ass van? You wanna never get pulled over again, you drive an inconspicuous family vehicle. Ain't no thang. You OK, Keanu?! Aw, Keanu! Here kitty kitty! Let's see what we got here. What the fuck is this? Awwww, shit niggas! This my shit right here. (Lyrics) I will be your father figure Put your tiny hand in mine I will be the one who loves you Till the end of time (Lyrics) Everyday I'm hustlin' Ev-everyday I'm hustlin' Everyday I'm hustlin' Ev-everyday I'm hustlin' (Lyrics) Freedom! I won't let you down Freedom I will not give you up Freedom Gotta have some faith This Spring From New Line Cinema From The Visionary Minds Of Key & Peele Comes Their First Feature Film To Save What You Love You Must Become What You Fear Keanu April 29 #Keanu