Edward Scissorhands

In this 'It's a Wonderful Life' themed episode, Jimmy is transported into a cinematic dreamlike state and watches on at a world where he never met Lucy. When he returns to reality he realizes that if Hope had never been born, his life wouldn't be as good. Meanwhile, Virginia, Burt and Maw Maw see a movie that bares a striking resemblance to their day-to-day lives.

Eddie and Joy's daughter, Allison, comes home from college for a visit. She and her hippie boyfriend argue and decide to break up, which is fine with Eddie until he finds out Doug is wealthy. Eddie and Joy then try to get the two back together by inviting Doug over to an organic dinner feast. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to get them back together so he can get his bedroom back.

When Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that, once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer. Meanwhile, Ted can't decide who to bring to the Architects Ball.

On Valentine's Day, Jules wishes that Grayson would share his feelings with her; Andy "dates" Bobby; and Travis ask Laurie's help to buy a nice gift for Kirsten.

The kids go in search of full-sized candy bars for Halloween.

After Lisa breaks Milhouse's heart yet again, he hooks up with a fifth-grader named Taffy, only to fall a victim to her pranks and be saved back by Lisa. At the same time, disgusted with the hairdressing service in Springfield in general, Homer decides to open his own hairdressing salon at home, only to ruin Marge's reputation of a good housewife.

Lois has a midlife crisis leaving Peter desperately trying to keep up with her. Meanwhile, Stewie believes his pet turtle is evil.

Shirley gets inspired to create a religious film. After reading the Bible, Abed becomes very enthusiastic and wants to make his own, however, Shirley wants no part of it when she hears his idea, a film that equates a film director with Jesus and his camera with God. Meanwhile, Pierce struggles to come to terms with being the oldest member of the group and is recruited by another set of students his own age, known around the campus as hipsters.

After discovering that Dave has high cholesterol, Julia puts him on a strict diet and realizes it's time to start acting like adults. Vance tries to curb Amy's outrageous spending. Rex takes Leigh's suggestion of building a man cave where there are no rules and no judgments.

When Lily and Marshall hear that Ted's college girlfriend, Karen, has moved to New York City, they explain to Barney and Robin how much they dislike her. The episode name was previously known as "Marshall Forgets his Pants" as to Marshall forgetting his pants when going to his work's gym before work.

When an employee quits, Todd jumps on the opportunity to hire someone new, only to have his recruit poached by someone close to him. Gupta finds himself in trouble with a loan shark and must find a way to pay him back.

Jerry regrets giving his longtime barber the heave-ho after he gets a ridiculous-looking haircut. George gets a job interview but the boss leaves him with a very cryptic ending. Kramer begs Elaine to let him take part in her charity bachelor auction.

In the episode, Michael takes it upon himself to teach Ryan about business, but soon everyone is forced to evacuate the office due to a fire. While outside, Michael continues to show an interest in Ryan, causing Dwight to be jealous. Meanwhile, Jim organizes games to play outside.

All-Electric Cadillac LYRIQ | ScissorHandsFree | A New Story Begins Winona Ryder and the all-electric Cadillac LYRIQ star in a new story about a boy with scissors for hands. Premiering 2.7.21. Winona Ryder / Kim: Edgar, you're gonna be late. 1902 Cadillac See the whole story 2.7.21

All-Electric Cadillac LYRIQ | ScissorHandsFree | Full Version Timothée Chalamet stars as Edgar, the son of Edward Scissorhands, and Winona Ryder reprises her role as Kim Boggs. Watch as the all-electric Cadillac LYRIQ helps Edgar take the wheel with a high-tech helping hand. Edgar has scissors for hands. For some things they are useful, like cutting up a pineapple for his mom or making sandwiches at work. Other times they make life difficult such as when you're trying to get off at the next bus stop and you cut the pull cord, when the magnets in science class are all attracted to you, when you try to catch a football. Mom: This is the story of a boy with scissors for hands. No, not that one... Mom: Edgar you're gonna be late. Mom: This one, my son, Edgar. Mom: Bye sweetie. Bus Driver: Next up Lancer street Science Teacher: How magnets of opposite poles can actually... Friend: Yo, Edgar. You're gonna touch a lot of people. Customer: Thank you. Boss: Hey Buddy, can we stick to the menu. Mom: That meeting would not end. Edgar: It's ok. Mom: Open. Go ahead, try it. And Edgar drove off into the sunset, but don't worry he still makes it home in time for dinner, occasionally. 1902 Hands-free super cruise Driver assistance feature for compatible roads In the all-electric Cadillac Lyriq Get the whole Lyriq story at cadillac.com

All-Electric Cadillac LYRIQ | ScissorHandsFree | Cruising Edgar Scissorhands takes the wheel, and the all-electric Cadillac LYRIQ offers a high-tech helping hand. Starring Timothée Chalamet and Winona Ryder. Open. Go ahead, try it. How do you drive with scissor hands? Hands-free super cruise Driver assistance feature for compatible roads In the all-electric Cadillac Lyriq Get the whole Lyriq story at cadillac.com

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