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It's Halloween, which it's also the date of Maddie's birthday. Because Maddie feels like she can never really celebrate her birthday, since the holiday steals the spotlight, Mia and Casey offer to throw her a birthday party at their new house, the renovated firehouse. Ben, however, wasn't listening to Maddie when she told him what she wanted for a birthday present, so Joel tells him whatever he does when he messes things up. Meanwhile, Maddie and Vicky warn Mia that when couples live together they should never look behind each others "curtain," just in case they learn things they shouldn't know about each other.

Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes "BOB SUX" on the leader board.

Nancy, Andy, and Silas return to Agrestic, now rebuilt & renamed "Regrestic". Nancy meets up with Conrad to see if he would grow MILF weed for her again but trouble comes when she finds out that Guillermo is out of prison and in charge again. Silas runs into Megan and comes clean about poking holes in his condoms so she would get pregnant; the two make up and get back together. Andy goes looking for Yael, who does not remember him. Meanwhile, Shane is arrested for car theft, which turns out to be a setup by Ouellette to test his loyalty, and Doug decides to start a religious cult. Andy announces to Nancy that he had made the decision to leave her for good; the two experience a passionate sexual encounter at the same spot where Judah had his heart attack, and despite Nancy's tearful pleas, Andy leaves.

Carrie mentions that she could stand to lose a couple of plans, and Doug comes up with a way to trick her into losing weight. He says he wants to lose weight with her, and enlists the help of neighbor, Lou Ferrigno as their trainer. When Doug finds out that Lou has been forced to give up video games by his wife, he formulates a plan. Lou will train Carrie to help her lose weight, but when it's Doug's turn Lou plays video games while Doug rests and snacks. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an old episode of $10,000 Pyramid on which he was a contestant. At the end of the show he hears that all contestants were promised a year supply of Rice-a-Roni, of which he never received. He sets out on a mission to get his San Francisco treat, after all these years.

At the Dunphy house, Phil learns that his neighbor, Gary has had a divorce. Phil is initially sad for Gary, but soon fears that the same thing might happen to him and Claire. Phil soon assumes Claire's business with the haunted house is a sign she isn't loving him anymore. He soon does the things Gary did wrong which fail. Mitchell also gets excited learning that his new law firm allows employees to wear Halloween costumes. Unfortunately he learns only two people wear costumes and they are called "tools" and "douches". He tries to get out of the costume, but is pulled into meeting after meeting not giving him the chance. Meanwhile, Gloria gets offended by Manny and Jay correcting her accent. At the party, everything goes wrong with Jay late at activating the effects, Gloria speaking in her "english" voice, and Cameron won't stop talking about his "traumatic" Halloween story. After two failed attempts, Claire becomes furious and walks out of the haunted house. Phil then asks her if she's tired of him. She then tells him that they're stuck together. While they talk the rest of the family finishes the haunted house perfectly, to Claire and Phil's happiness.

Sick of being known as "Vince's guy," Eric wants a title commensurate with his responsibilities. With his latest shoot taking him to New York for three months, Vince prepares to say goodbye to L.A.--as well as his many "special" friends.

Claire becomes a determined neighborhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a car that speeds though their streets. Meanwhile, Phil is busy trying to land an important listing with a difficult client, Jay teaches Manny and Gloria how to ride a bike, and Mitchell and Cameron meet a charming mysterious neighbor.

In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield while on a road trip. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart; Lois and Marge bond over their idiot husbands; Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is and Peter gets into a brawl with Homer over which brand of beer is the best - Pawtucket or Duff.

The Diving Bell and the Butterball - A spider bite leaves Homer paralyzed but he is able to communicate through natural gases. Dial D for Diddly - Ned Flanders becomes a serial killer. In the Na'Vi - Bart and Milhouse are assigned to access a sacred extract of a distant planet.

Deadpool’s Wet on Wet Teaser Trailer - 2017 20th Century Fox After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.Movie HD" Hello there. Welcome back. I'm glad you could join me today. Let's just dive right in with all the colors along the screen you'll need to paint along with me. I have a regular old canvas here, wet and ready to go. Now, let's grab our trusty 2 inch brush here, wack that off a little bit. Just beat it like it owes you money. We're gonna get a little dab of our yellow snow here, mix that with just another little dab of our Betty White. Now let's just dance in our little happy sky. Now remember, this is your world. You get to make and break the rules here. Sweet baby Jesus. I wish I could jump in there and roll around in all that cascading white powder. Just get high on all of life's splendor. God I love cocaine. So much. Holy fuck-knuckles I am high as a kite right now. Okay, let's paint in a few little happy trees there. Nothing wrong with making friends with trees. Now what you don't want to do is eat these paints. Trust me on this one. Alright, I'm gonna wack off again. That's right. That feels good. Would you look at that. It seems that we have ourselves a finished painting. So, from our family to yours - keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember - hugs, not drugs. Gettin' Wet on Web with Deadpool 2 Clockwork Orange, Girls of Indigo, Soylent Green, Mennen Black, Box Office Gold, Doc Brown, Pretty 'N Pink, Yellow Snow, Red Dit, Betty White Technical difficulties Please stand by Executive Paintducer - Ross Bobart Lead Singer - Jerrika Benton Chief Engineer - Geordie Leforge Video Editing - Blanche Devereaux Audio Ted E. Ruxpinn Camera 1 - Wayne Campbell Camera 2 - Wayne Campbell Lighting - Tom Edison Security - Dalton Boom - Goes the Dynamite Grip - Chim Chim Eternal Love for Bug N' Parker