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Rob Riggle gets you on the right bandwagon in this week's edition of "Riggle's Picks." "Tired of your terrible team? Switch sides with Bandwagon.net! - Riggle's Picks" When your team denies you the thrill of post-season victory, we at Bandwagon.net suggest you just borrow it from someone else. I'll never get over that last second, heartbreaking defeat. Well, now you know how we felt after the Super Bowl. You should be a Seahawks fan. I mean, your kicker obviously is. And who names their kid Blair? I'm a Jaguars fan. Then you'd make a great Panthers fan! He's right! Most of America still mixes us up. Are you the one with the above ground pool or the wins? All the joy in my life is based on the performance of a fragile old veteran who probably shouldn't be playing anymore. Then you'll love the Broncos! Ha! Really? I thought L.A. fans were supposed to root for the Chargers or Rams now. Either is fine, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares, it's Los Angeles. I am a lowly pawn for a power mad organization built on galactic domination. Patriots! No brainer. This year, Bandwagon.net is not only helping fans, our cracked staff is also finding new teams for coaches and free agents! Actually, Marvin, they still haven't fired you. I know, it's crazy! Don't worry, Dez. I'll put in a good word for you with Jerry Jones. I'm seeing him later at a swingers party. No, Roger. Luke Wilson looks nothing like you. You're much sexier. What are you wearing right now? Who is this? Johnny Manziel? Oh, uh, no habla inglais. No trabajo. Lo siento. Adios. I'm not touching that one. Sign up now and we'll send you this handy pamphlet on embracing delusion and living a lie. It's the same one Jay Glazer uses. Bandwagon.net . Jump on it! I don't jump. I think Rob is picking the Seahawks and the Broncos. Yes, I did see you in Magic Mike XXL. I thought it was very brave of you to do so little ab work before filming. Bandwagon.net NFL Abby - Vikings Fan DJ Jortsy Jeff - Jaguars Fan Aaron - Lakers Fan FN8675309 - Storm Trooper On the phone: Marvin Lewis On the phone: Dez Bryant On the phone: Roger Goodell On the phone: Johnny Manziel On the phone: Michael Strahan

"Your Father (30s) | Campbell’s #RealRealLife" Galaxy’s Best Dads. Campbell’s Star Wars Inspired Soups. Made for real, real life. #RealRealLife Cooper. I am your father. No, no, no. I am your father. That's gotta be the worst Vader ever. Campbell's Star Wars soups. How 'bout you be Chewbacca? Made for real, real life. Campbell's Made For Real, Real Life.

Disney+ Has All the GOATs | Disney+ You’ve GOAT to see it to believe it. #DisneyPlusGOATs G.O.A.T.s Disney+ is the streaming home of Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars, National Geographic, and more. From new releases to your favorite classics and exclusive Originals, there's something for everyone, all ad free. Disney Plus has the greatest movies and shows of all time. Which means they got all the goats. There's Lion King the goat. Avengers EndGame the goat. This must be Star Wars. Careful up there free solo. These are all the new goats, Mirabelle. Hey, Bart, leave Woody alone. Lot of goats here. Nothing weird about this at all. I'll get the next one. The greatest movies and shows of all time are only on Disney+.

Pour la premiere fois, les pires mechants du cinema, Dark Vador, Alien, Voldemort ou encore le Joker, se retrouvent et unissent leurs forces dans un but ultime : detruire la planete Terre. (For the first time, the worst villains of the cinema, Darth Vader, Alien, Voldemort or the Joker, meet and join forces for the ultimate goal of destroying the planet Earth.) "Evil League : l'ultime menace" We have defeated evil many times. We have always restored peace on earth. Until...they joined forces I've been waiting for this day for so long. We've got company. Evil League The Final Battlefield Directed by Steven Satine On December 2018 Un Danger Menace Deja Notre Planete. Et Cette Fois Ce N'est Pas Du Cinema. L'Elevage Industriel Entraine Deforestation, Pollution Des Eaux Et Dereglement Climatique. Il Est Urgent De Reduire Notre Consommation De VIande. Soutenez La Campagne Sur www.greenpeace.fr/agir-elevage-industriel Greenpeace

HP Presents: Reinvent Romance with R2-D2 Watch how one Star Wars fan uses his HP Star Wars™ Special Edition Notebook to reinvent his favorite droid for a very important mission. #KeepReinventing http://www.hp.com/starwars This ad shows a boy building a full-sized, working R2D2 model in his garage. He finishes it up by adding a camera to it, then sends it out into the neighborhood. He controls it with his HP laptop and guides it to a girl's house. The robot hands her tickets to the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens movie. HP Push Star Wars: The Force Awakens Will you be my date? -Max Reinvent romance HP Keep reinventing

"Official PlayStation Holiday 2015 Commercial" The Force Is Strong With PlayStation. Order the Star Wars™ Battlefront™ PlayStation®4 Bundle Today. Rated 'T' for Teen. Trick or treat! Wooo! PlayStation. Pre Order today. PlayStation Greatness Awaits PS4 Star Wars The Force Is Strong With PlayStation Available November 17

Heroes are born on the battlefront, and in Star Wars Battlefront 2, you're able to experience it for yourself. Play as heroes from all three eras of Star Wars in massive battles across iconic locations, and take part in a thrilling single-player story as Iden Versio fights to avenge the Emperor. "Star Wars Battlefront 2 Launch Trailer" Get ready! Reinforcements! You're a target! Watch out! Give them everything we've got! Roger, roger! Not clear! Not clear! The Empire's time has come. Get the PS4 pro bundle. PlayStation. Heroes Are Born On The Battlefront Star Wars Battlefront II Star Wars Battlefront II EA Elite Trooper Deluxe Edition Pre-Order And get up to 3 days early access Star Wars The Force Is Strong With PlayStation Greatness Awaits PS4

"New Rogue One LEGO AT-ST Walker" Get the toy that all the rebels are fighting over: new Rogue One LEGO AT-ST Walker, available at Target 9.30. #ShareTheForce We say that toys are just for the kids. But they aren't. Lego AT-ST Walker Target | Star Wars New rebel gear is here 9.30 #ShareTheForce

"Toys"R"Us Star Wars Commercial "Like Father, Like Daughter" : Long Form" A father stands over his baby's crib with Star Wars puppets, trying to entertain his baby daughter. The baby cries and shrieks while her mother comes in, scolding the dad for making the baby cry. A few years later, the dad is dressing his daughter as Chewbacca for Halloween, but the daughter is less than interested. Fast forward again to the dad watching Star Wars in the living room when his daughter walks into the room. He asks if she wants to watch the movie with him, but she just says she's busy. Then, dad and daughter take a trip to Toys R Us, which is decked out in Star Wars toys. The dad is mesmerized with the toys, then discovers his daughter is no longer by his side. He is frantic, calling for her, when he spots her in an aisle, holding a lightsaber, causing him to say "I am your father.". Yoda, the force is strong with you. Steven! You look amazing. Mom? Hey, honey! You wanna watch Star Wars with me? I'm busy, dad. Katie? Katie? I am your father. Toys R Us Destination: Star Wars ToysRUs.com/starwars Awwwesome

Showdown :45 | Tonight I'll Be Eating... | Uber Eats Luke Skywalker (Star Wars, Mark Hamill) and Jean Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Patrick Stewart) face off in a warehouse over their Uber Eats order. Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill, two legendary cultural icons, come together to settle the greatest debate of all time - what’s for dinner? About Uber Eats: Uber Eats is a food delivery app from Uber that makes getting great food from your favorite local restaurants as easy as requesting a ride. Are you a Restaurant looking to partner with us? Sign up here: https://about.ubereats.com/restaurants/ Mark Hamill / Luke Skywalker: Tonight, I'll be eating a veggie cheeseburger on ciabatta. No tomatoes. Patrick Stewart / Jean Luc Picard: Tonight, I'll be eating four-cheese tortellini with extra tomatoes. Hamill: Stewart, so it's come to this. [DING DONG] Thank you. Stewart: [DING DONG] Bravo. Careful now, old daddy's not here to save you. Hamill: Oh, I am my daddy. Stewart: Come again? Hamill: Wait, what? You said, "Daddy's not here to save you." Stewart: What are you talking about? Hamill: I'm not sure I got that right. Tonight, I'll be eating... Uber Eats

Vintage Star Wars C-3PO R2-D2 smoking PSA commercial Vintage Star Wars C-3PO R2-D2 smoking PSA commercial R2, where are you? R2? R2? R2, you're on fire! R2D2, you found a cigarette! Well, I don't think smoking is grown up at all. Because it's very dangerous. Smoking does dreadful things to your lungs, and it's very bad for your heart. Well, I know I don't have one, but humans do, and I think we should set a good example. Well done, R2. Oh, hello. You know smoking is bad for your health, and it isn't grown up at all. So please, don't smoke. R2, do you really think I don't have a heart? A message from a distant galaxay [sic] far, far away

Lily Aldridge, Star Wars nerd. Who knew? Watch Lily geek out with photographer Russell James while filming the Victoria's Secret Swim Special. It airs February 26, 10/9c on CBS. "Behind The Victoria's Secret Swim Special: Light Saber Duel" Are you challenging me to a duel? I'm a huge Star Wars nerd. I wanna be in the new movies, in the background as a Storm Trooper, I don't care. All you nerds out there. Victoria's Secret Swim Special #VSSwimSpecial Thurs 2/26 10/9c Only CBS

The Dog Strikes Back This Big Game commercial begins with a dog laying on a couch, a bright red car drives by, and the dog slowly gets up from the couch to go chase it. He gets to the doggie door, but can't fit through it because he is too fat. He gets sad and depressed looking at his big belly in the mirror, but decides to do something about it... exercise! He takes a red tennis ball and drops it down the stairs and chases after it, and then carries it back up and does it again, and again. Next we see him walking on the treadmill, and pulling weights stacked on a rug with his teeth. He watches a ball aerobics video and does the exercises along with it, followed by more weight training. Later we see him in the kitchen where his owner is making dinner and dropping food on the floor. He is keeping to a strict diet too, because he doesn't even touch the cut up hot dogs, or any of the food the baby drops. He runs laps in the yard outside all year (it goes from winter to summer), and even does laps in the pool. After shaking off the water, he looks in the mirror and gives himself an approving bark because he has lost so much weight. Next time the red Volkswagen Beetle drives by, he's not laying on the couch, and he immediately runs out the doggy door (which he fits through just fine now), jumps through the "V" in a tree and races the car down the block. This is the end of the "commercial", but then the camera zooms back and we see that it is an HDTV in the Star Wars Cantina Bar (aka, "Mos Eisley Cantina" or "Chalmun's Cantina") and the alien patrons are watching the commercial too. Some of the bar customers are arguing which was better - this year's dog commercial for the Beetle, or last year's "Vader Kid" commercial for the Passat. The alien guy with the big, crooked nose says the dog is much funnier than the child playing Vader when all of a sudden, he grabs his neck and can't breath. It turns out Darth Vader himself is in the bar and is upset that the guy doesn't think his commercial was as funny, and he's using the Force to choke him. Vader finally lets him go, and the guy apologizes. Back, and better than ever. Oh, that was great! I miss that Vader kid. The dog's better. Are you kidding, the dog is funnier than the Vader kid. Sorry. That's the power of German engineering. Das Auto. Super Bowl XLVI commercial, Super Bowl 46 commercial, Super Bowl 2012 commercial Superbowl XLVI commercial, SuperBowl 46 commercial, SuperBowl 2012 commercial Super Bowl XLVI ad, Super Bowl 46 ad, Super Bowl 2012 ad Superbowl XLVI ad, SuperBowl 46 ad, SuperBowl 2012 ad, Big Game, Game Day

The Bark Side This Super Bowl teaser commercial features the "Volkswagen canine choir" - 11 dogs barking the Imperial March song (Darth Vader's Theme) from the Star Wars movie series. The dogs are dressed up as characters from the series including Princess Leia, C-3P0, an Ewok, Darth Vader, Chewbacca (he even growls like Chewy), Yoda, and a Storm Trooper. Toward the end, another dog walks by dressed up as an AT-AT Walker. Back Row (Left to Right) * C-3PO - Color and Round Chest/Abdomen plate * Obi-Wan Kenobi - ??? * StormTrooper - White color with black around nose and eyes Middle Row * R2-D2 - Short, stubby, and round * Han Solo - The black on white coat looks like Han's vest with white shirt * Chewbacca - Furry with Chewie's utility strap * Darth Vader - Color with Vader chest plate Front Row * Princess Leia - hair buns and color * Luke Skywalker - Lightsaber strapped to hip * Yoda - small size and pointy sideways ears * Ewok (Wicket W. Warrick) - fur and hood/costume Walk-In * AT-AT Walker - tall, skinny, and the costume - this idea was taken from Bones Mello, a dog who has his own Facebook page and dressed up as an AT AT Walker for Halloween. ------------------- Luke Dogwalker - Luke Skywalker Chew-bark-a - Chewbacca Dog Vader - Darth Vader The Bark Side of the Force - The Dark Side of the Force Volkswagen Jedi - Volkswagen Jetta Jabba the Mutt - Jabba the Hutt The Bone Wars - The Clone Wars Bark, Woof, Ruff, Bow Wow, Arf, Yip Back. And Better than ever. 2.5.12 vw.com/star-wars-invite

This commercial features a little boy dressed up in a full Darth Vader outfit - mask, robes, and all. He walks around the house trying to use "the Force" on things, but is getting frustrated because it's not working - he keeps raising and waving his hands to try to do things with his mind powers. First he tries to use the Force on his parent's exercise bike, then the family dog, the washing machine, and a baby doll. Even though he is wearing the Darth Vader mask, you can tell he is very frustrated. In the kitchen, he tried to move his lunch plate, but when his mom slides it over to him, it's worse than nothing happening at all. Finally, the child's father comes home in his new VW Passat. The boy goes out to try to work his magic on the car. After several tries, the car lights up and the engine starts. We see that the dad has pushed the remote start button on his key chain. The boy doesn't know that, so is completely amazed that his powers over the Force worked on something.

"Walmart Presents Co-Pilot: A Star Wars Story" Today, the fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of a young girl, a droid and a cardboard box. Join the adventure with the exclusive programmable, smartphone-controlled Star Wars™ Electronic R2D2. Find it exclusively at Walmart, the best place in the Galaxy for everything Star Wars. Come on R2, we gotta go! Woo hoo! The best place in the galaxy for everything Star Wars. Walmart. Walmart Only at Walmart

"Walmart Presents STAR WARS: The Circle Is Now Complete" There is a STAR WARS fan in everyone. Come into Walmart and get everyday low prices on everything you need to share STAR WARS with the next generation of fans. Walmart has always been the best place in the galaxy for all things Star Wars. Not so long ago, on a street just around the corner... I'm home! Hey, dad! ...the force was strong between father and son. Oh! You got it?! What are you doing, buddy? It's my EWOK happy dance! Of course it is. Today... Hello, hello! Hey, daddy! ...it is passed on to a new generation. Oh! You got it! EWOK dance? Yeah. And the circle is now complete. Walmart has always been the best place in the galaxy to get every day low prices on Star Wars. 1983 Present Day Walmart walmart.com/StarWars

Walmart Super Bowl Commercial 2020 | Famous Visitors :60 Visitors are coming for the Super Bowl. * USS Enterprise from Star Trek * Milano - the ship from Guardians of the Galaxy / MCU * Flash Gordon and the Hawkmen from Flash Gordon * Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story * Frank the Pug, the Annelids (Worm Guys), and PUG LYFE car from Men in Black * Wyldstyle and Benny from The Lego Movie * Bill (Alex Winter) from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure * Martians from Mars Attacks * Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes * The alien ship and aliens from Arrival * Spinner police car from Blade Runner * R2-D2 and C-3PO from Star Wars Wyldstyle: Quickly! Get the big, blue bag Benny: Big blue bag. Older Bill: Whoa! Is this the future? Younger Bill: This is the present future, Bill. Walmart Employee: Here's your order Bills. Bills: Excellent! Walmart Employee: Here are your groceries. Martian: Ankk, annkk. Frank the Pug: That's all coffee, right? Worm Guys: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Frank the Pug: Whoa. Walmart Employee: Where are they? C-3PO: Yes, R2, I'm quite aware we are lost. Walmart Employee: I don't know. PUG LYFE Walmart - Save money. Live better. Reserved / Pickup Phone Becky Glass cleaner? Free pick up on everything for your journey Walmart pickup Out of this world convenience

Famous Visitors | Walmart Super Bowl Commercial 2020 Extended Cut The most famous visitors in the universe are coming to Walmart. * USS Enterprise from Star Trek * Groot and the Milano ship from Guardians of the Galaxy / MCU * Flash Gordon and the Hawkmen from Flash Gordon * Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story * Frank the Pug, the Annelids (Worm Guys), and PUG LYFE car from Men in Black * Wyldstyle and Benny from The Lego Movie * Bill (Alex Winter) from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure * Martians from Mars Attacks * Marvin the Martian and his dog K-9 from Looney Tunes * The alien ship and aliens from Arrival * Spinner police car from Blade Runner * R2-D2 and C-3PO from Star Wars Wyldstyle: Quickly! Get the big, blue bag Benny: Big blue bag. Older Bill: Whoa! Is this the future? Younger Bill: This is the present future, Bill. Walmart Employee: Here's your order Bills. Bills: Excellent! Marvin the Martian: Sustenance. Oh goodie. Walmart Employee: Here are your groceries. Martian: Ankk, annkk. Walmart Employees: Ek ek? Akk akk. Walmart Employee: I'm just noticing that the bag is much bigger than your ship. Are you sure you guys don't need any help. Wyldstyle: Nope. Frank the Pug: That's all coffee, right? Worm Guys: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Frank the Pug: Whoa. Walmart Employee: Give 'em the bag. Walmart Employee: I'm just gonna set them down for you. Walmart Employee: You ordered fresh, organic produce? Groot: I am Groot. Walmart Employee: Cool. Is there any way you could come down here? Walmart Employee: Here's your order. Flash Gordon: Thank you. Hey, what are you guys doing over there? Hawkman: They've got basil. Flash Gordon: What? Walmart Employee: Where are they? C-3PO: Yes, R2, I'm quite aware we are lost. Walmart Employee: I don't know. PUG LYFE Walmart - Save money. Live better. Reserved / Pickup Phone Becky Glass cleaner? Free pick up on everything for your journey Walmart pickup Out of this world convenience

Steve Rogers struggles to embrace his role in the modern world and battles a new threat from old history: the Soviet agent known as the Winter Soldier.

Explore hallucinogenic highs and lows as celebrities share funny, mind-blowing tales via animations, re-enactments, and more in this documentary. Mixing comedy with a thorough investigation of psychedelics, 'Have a Good Trip' explores the pros, cons, science, history, future, pop cultural impact, and cosmic possibilities of hallucinogens. Starring: Matt Besser, Lewis Black, Anthony Bourdain, Deepak Chopra, Rob Corddry, David Cross, Donovan, May Erskine, Shepard Fairey, Carrie Fisher, Will Forte, Ron Funches, Robert Ben Garant, Charles Grob, Kathleen Hanna, Adam Horowitz, Rob Huebel, Jim James, David Koechner, Bill Kreutzmann, Nick Kroll, Zach Leary, Thomas Lennon, Riki Lindhome, Natasha Lyonne, Marc Maron, Judd Nelson, Nick Offerman, Haley Joel Osment, Rosie Perez, Andy Richter, ASAP Rocky, Paul Scheer, Adam Scott, Sarah Silverman, Ben Stiller, Sting, Reggie Watts, Armen Weitzman

Set in late-1970s Syosset, Long Island, Lymelife follows two families who crumble when tangled relationships, real estate problems and Lyme disease converge in the heart of suburbia.

Brennan Huff (Ferrell) is a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old who lives with his mother, Nancy (Mary Steenburgen, Melvin and Howard). Dale Doback (Reilly) is a terminally unemployed forty-year-old who lives with his father, Robert (Richard Jenkins, Six Feet Under). When Robert and Nancy get married and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as stepbrothers. Their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness eventually tear the family apart--their parents eventually divorce due to Brennan and Dale's wild antics, specifically the destruction of Robert's sailboat while shooting a "music" video. Eventually, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys begin to grow-up and work to bring their parents back together.

The film follows a reporter, Bob Wilton, who stumbles into the story of a lifetime when he meets a special forces operator, Lyn Cassady. As they embark on a new mission, Lyn reveals his twenty-year involvement in this top secret, psychic military unit and shares details of their activities, each more bizarre than the last (including staring at goats in order to stop their hearts psychokinetically).

Hurley chases after his old imaginary friend "Dave" in the jungle, and his relationship with Libby develops. Locke questions his commitment to the hatch, after Henry claims to have never entered the numbers. Hurley remembers his time at a mental institution. It is revealed via flashback that Libby was a patient at the mental institution as well.

Cleveland Jr. rebels against the Hollywood elite at ComiCon while Cleveland tries to market his comic, and Donna sees an old Blaxploitation movie she was featured in.

In the episode, Michael is disappointed when only Dwight celebrates his birthday. Meanwhile, Kevin spends the day waiting to find out if he has skin cancer.

Jack convinces management to give "TGS"'s cancellation an eleventh hour reprieve to prove their worth with the 100th episode; Jenna considers becoming a mother. Guest stars include Michael Keaton. 30 Rock's 100th episode, which will air as a one-hour episode.

Ted is confronted by a beautiful girl named Zoey who's upset about the landmark to be torn down to make way for the new GNB headquarters he's designing.

The group members debate whether to add Annie's crush, who recently enrolled at Greendale, or Senor Chang to the group; Shirley's ex-husband comes back into the picture, and she has big news for everyone.

Cleveland becomes jealous when Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna's ex-husband Robert.

Jess, still heartbroken over her breakup with Russell, spends the night with Paul, who later reveals that he has a girlfriend. Nick, who is now back together with Caroline, decides to move in with her. Cece introduces Schmidt to her grandmother and Winston gets his ear pierced during a wild night out with his boss.

Ted wants to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette, but he's reluctant to do so. Meanwhile, Robin holds baby Marvin for the first time and becomes attached to him.

Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl at the bar, and discover that she is there with Cindy. Cindy and the girl at the bar eventually get married and have a daughter. Robin is still heartbroken over Don, but a challenge from Barney pushes her to get over him. Marshall's closeness with his father and desire to start a family gets him into trouble with Lily. It is revealed that Ted meets his future wife at a wedding in which he is the best man. It starts raining at the wedding and he forgets his umbrella, which connects back to the past references that a yellow umbrella is what got Ted and his wife together.

The three Donovan brothers remember the anniversary of their sister's demise. Ray and Avi get the money back that Bunchy spent on his house. Terry goes after Frances' husband after he sees evidence she has been abused. Mickey has trouble relating to an actress he meets at the spa.

Fiona and Jimmy try to get the kids back after they are taken away by child protective services, even going so far as to attempt to track Monica down and to ask Veronica and Kev to apply to foster them. She ultimately gets Frank to agree to clean up and petition for their return. Fiona quits her job at the grocery store when the manager won't let her off to go find the kids. Frank gets Sheila to pose as Monica since the petition for custody requires signatures from both parents. Frank and Sheila must attend a parenting class in order to get the kids back; Sheila hopes that the class might help her understand why Karen ran away. Meanwhile Veronica and Kev continue their quest to have a baby. Veronica convinces Kev to have sex with her mother, as the artificial insemination was not working. Mickey's dad finds Ian and Mickey in a sexual position; he beats them both and then calls a prostitute to have sex with Mickey, forcing Ian to watch. At the end of the episode, Fiona finds out that Frank was the one who called child protective services.

Lucas warns Mike via walkie-talkie that government agents are en route. Mike, Dustin, and El flee the house and narrowly escape with Lucas; El telekinetically flips a van that blocks their path. At their junkyard base, Lucas reconciles with Mike and El. Joyce and Hopper are called to the police station, where they find Nancy with Jonathan, and Jonathan reveals his knowledge about the creature to his mother and Hopper. The group contacts Mike and his friends, and they rendezvous with him at the junkyard, formulating a plan to make a sensory-deprivation tank to amplify El's powers so she can search for Will and Barb. They break into the middle school and construct the tank in the gym. With Joyce's help, El successfully enters the Upside-Down to find Barbara dead and Will alive, hiding in the Upside-Down "Castle Byers", his fort. Hopper and Joyce attempt to break into Hawkins Laboratory to save Will, but are apprehended by security guards. Nancy and Jonathan resolve to kill the monster, and steal their hunting gear back from the police station. In the Upside-Down, the monster breaks into the fort where Will is hiding.

Jonathan pulls Nancy through the portal, saving her from the creature. In her bedroom, she is afraid to be alone and asks Jonathan to stay. Steve sees them together through her bedroom window. The next day, Nancy and Jonathan resolve to kill the monster and purchase supplies from an army surplus store. After a fist fight with Steve, Jonathan is arrested after he inadvertently assaults an officer. Joyce and Hopper decide to investigate together after Hopper discovers his home has been bugged. They track down Terry Ives; she is El's biological mother, who underwent MKUltra training while pregnant. Jane, now known as "011", was taken by Brenner. El shoplifts frozen waffles and recalls how she accidentally opened the gate to the Upside-Down on a reconnaissance mission, allowing the monster through. While searching for El, Mike and Dustin are ambushed by Troy and his bully friend; Troy holds Dustin at knifepoint and demands that Mike jump off the cliff into the lake where Will's body was discovered, which will likely kill him. Mike jumps but is levitated to safety by El. Lucas sees agents leaving the laboratory and realizes they are heading to Mike's house to capture El.

Sawyer is suspected of having Shannon's inhaler when she has an asthma attack. Sayid tortures Sawyer, who reveals to Kate that he does not have them. Kate reads a letter that Sawyer always carries around, which reveals that "Sawyer" is an alias. When Sawyer was a child, a man known as Sawyer conned and slept with his mother, who was killed by young Sawyer's father in a murder-suicide. Young Sawyer vowed, in the letter, to give the letter to the original Sawyer before exacting revenge. Later, he became a con-man himself and took the name of the original Sawyer. In flashbacks, Sawyer tries to con a husband and wife, but gives up when he discovers that they have a son. Sayid sets off to explore the island's shoreline in self-imposed isolation, needing time to come to terms with his actions in torturing Sawyer.

When Abed becomes convinced that Dean Pelton is an impostor, he is required to see a therapist (John Hodgman).

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

Ted goes out with a woman he met on a blind date that turned sour seven years prior. They decide to reevaluate what happened on the previous date to ensure that their second date will be fine. The rest of the gang returns to the Lusty Leopard strip club and see a dancer who looks like one of them.

Inspired by a cheesy "Zorro" movie, Homer begins slapping people with a glove and challenging them to duels (with the victims giving Homer whatever he wants instead of accepting the challenge), but when a real Southern gentleman accepts Homer's request for a duel, the Simpsons run off to the old farm Homer lived in with his parents (as seen in the season six episode Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy) and breed a dangerously addictive but successful tobacco/tomato hybrid called "tomacco". Just when they are about to gain a hundred million dollars from the hybrid, dangerously addicted animals ruin their plan. Homer proceeds to duel, only to get shot in the arm.

On the trail of a cannibalistic killer, Luther is dogged at every step by ghosts from his past. Isolated and on edge, it takes every fibre of his being to keep it together. Could a cold case help to unlock a mystery that's tormenting him? Meanwhile, the serial killer is still on the loose. Benny's hacking skills have revealed a list of hundreds of potential victims but, with a rapidly escalating number of crime scenes, Luther must use all his ingenuity to work out where the murderer is headed next. Discovering it's all part of a macabre end game, Luther is forced to put himself and his new colleague Emma into the heart of danger to try to stop the killing.

The Medway animal rescue centre comes to visit, and for Derek that means playing with Ivor. Meanwhile, Kev has suddenly taken up an interest in sculpture.

J. B. Smoove in a 1964 Studebaker Avanti

The episode begins with Liz Lemon cleaning out her apartment after Tracy Jordan was discovered living there in the previous episode. She comes to the conclusion that she has to take control of her personal life just like she does with TGS. She discusses this with Jack who rewards her with a necktie, seeing it as a positive step in their mentoring relationship. Liz's hopes are cofounded by a plastic bag that takes residence in a tree opposite her apartment. Meanwhile, Jack feels in control of his own life by caring for his daughter in Avery's absence. Avery is filming in Asia as part of the NBC "Blondes in strange places" strategy. When she calls him expecting Ronald Reagan themed phone sex and thereby traumatizes their daughter, Jack encourages her to stay abroad and continue filming. Events take a turn for the worse when Avery is kidnapped by the North Korean Government and "re-educated" while filming pro-Kim Jong-Il propaganda. Jack turns to his ex-girlfriend, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who he broke up with via text message ("me + you = :(") for help but to no avail as Avery is forced into marrying Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Il's son. Tracy returns to work at TGS but is shocked to discover his entourage have developed their own private jokes in his absence. After forcing Grizz, Dot Com and Kenneth to recreate the events that lead to one of their private jokes, the entourage admit that life wasn't as good without Tracy. The episode tag portrays Tracy in a propoganda film with Kim Jong Il.

Rousseau leaves the Black Rock, and Arzt explodes while handling the dynamite. They encounter the monster-a cloud of black smoke. Rousseau steals Claire's baby, whom she has named Aaron. Sayid surmises that Rousseau intends to attempt an exchange of Claire's baby, for her own child with the Others. Charlie and Sayid head toward the column of black smoke and along the way, they also encounter the drug smugglers' plane, which Sayid reveals is full of heroin; Charlie takes some. When Sayid and Charlie arrive on the beach with the black smoke, there are no other people, just a pyre and Rousseau and Aaron. She returns Aaron and tells them that she overheard the Others saying that they were going after "the boy". On the raft, the crew encounters a boat. The boat's crew turns out unfriendly and demands that they hand over Walt. Sawyer is shot - but is not killed - and Walt is taken. An explosive is thrown onto the raft, destroying it. Meanwhile, Jack, Kate, Locke, and Hurley blow open the hatch, revealing a very deep dark hole with a broken ladder. The survivors' time in the airport and boarding the plane continues to be shown through flashbacks.

Peter claims that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but his skills are put to the test when Neeson actually shows up. Meanwhile, Stewie is annoyed with Lois when she becomes a class mom and starts paying more attention to other children.

Liz accompanies Jack to Florida, where they make a shocking discovery about his mother, while Tracy and Jenna assume control of TGS in Liz's absence.

The paintball game takes a dramatic turn; despite disagreements about strategy, all agree they must unite to defeat the enemy.

Fiona starts a new office job while Jimmy continues with his job at the coffee shop. After having a bad day, Jimmy considers returning to medical school. Frank continues his stay at the home of a member from alcoholics anonymous. He gets the idea of trying to get financial benefits under a domestic partnership program. When they're turned down he unknowingly starts a city campaign for gay rights. Because of all the publicity, his roommate's mother makes him move out. Lip and Mandy get into a fight due to Mandy apply to colleges for Lip and the return of Karen. After a possibly successful interview with M.I.T. and talking with Mandy, Lip realizes how good Mandy is for him and how bad Karen is. When Lip decides to break it off with Karen, Karen continues to try and win him back by all means possible, leading Mandy to run her over with her car. Ian finds out that Mickey is getting married and becomes upset. When he confronts Mickey and tells him that they love each other and are both gay, Mickey beats Ian up. Debbie skips a day from school and spends time with a depressed Sheila while babysitting Liam. Veronica and Kev continue their quest on having a child leading to questioning themselves on whether having their child circumcised.

Mia testifies for Hank's case, going on the record that she slept with Hank knowing that he was unaware of her age. Charlie gets unexpected news and learns his vasectomy may have been botched. Karen starts dating a new guy. Hank, Sasha, and Mia get to know each other a bit better.

In this episode, Toby spends his last day at Dunder Mifflin before moving to Costa Rica. Michael develops feelings for the new Human Resources Representative Holly Flax, who makes her first appearance in this episode. Jim's plan to propose to Pam gets ruined after Andy makes a proposal of his own.

Homer becomes a food critic for a Springfield newspaper and ends up annoying the restaurant owners of Springfield after he makes negative reviews just to be mean, advice he took from fellow critics. Springfield's restaurant owners then attempt to kill Homer by feeding him a poisoned eclair.

The Halloween episode focuses on the events of Halloween at the office. Michael struggles with making the decision of whom to fire. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam post Dwight's resume on the internet.

Kenny West is a single dad and struggling rapper whom Cleveland takes under his wing in attempt to prove his own prowess after receiving some surprising news about his childhood basketball camp nemesis. Together, Cleveland and Kenny write, record and perform a new hit single, "Be-Cleve in Yourself." The track burns up the charts and ignites Kenny's new rap career, but leaves Cleveland behind in the dust

It is the day before the Harvest Festival and trouble seems to be brewing. A local Wamapoke is upset because the Festival grounds are on top of an Indian burial site and suggests that if the Festival is not moved it will be cursed. To make matters worse, Li'l Sebastian, a mini-horse who is the pride of Pawnee and an attraction at the Festival, goes missing on Tom's watch and reporter Joan Callamezzo is determined to humiliate Leslie with the Festival's failure. April tells Andy she loves him, but is less-than-pleased with his response and Ann, working as a Festival medic, is hit on by an obnoxious patient. With his recent media scandal still unforgotten, Ben feels that he is responsible for the curse and abandons the Festival.

With Dean Pelton planning a "Sadie Hawkins" dance, Britta organizes a competing "Sophie B. Hawkins" dance in protest, confusing her with Susan B. Anthony. Meanwhile, Annie and Shirley set up Abed with two dates for the dance.

Due to a mix-up with forged admission cards, the study group's chosen class 'History of Ice Cream' is over-booked. Dean Pelton holds a competition based on The Hunger Games, in which students compete to earn places in the class. Jeff, who has taken classes online and intends to graduate early, needs the history credit so takes it upon himself to win places for the study group. Meanwhile, Abed is struggling to come to terms with their final year at Greendale and, following Britta's advice, enters a 'happy place' in his mind to cope with it. In this, Abed imagines two alternate versions of Greendale; "Abed's Happy Community College Show", a cliched sitcom including a laugh track, and "Greendale Babies", based upon the show Muppet Babies. Annie and Shirley pull pranks on Dean Pelton, while the new couple Britta and Troy adjust their relationship at Greendale.

Liz has trouble adjusting to being a stay-at-home mother, Jack takes stock of his life and Tracy struggles to get on without Kenneth.

Ted introduces a new girlfriend whom he met over World of Warcraft. She becomes jealous because the story of how they met is worse than the stories of how their friends met, and she becomes progressively less stable. Barney describes his "crazy scale" and how she ranks.

To pay off a debt, Rallo and Cleveland Jr. become "dog bounty hunters" tracking down lost pooches to return them to their owners for reward money. Meanwhile, Cleveland is furious when Donna's ex-husband, Robert, crashes Freight Train's birthday party and upstages Cleveland's gift for his dad.

Steve challenges Stan for family dominance. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley try marriage counseling.

While packing and discussing all the damage stories to their apartment, the gang decides they are not ready to take the next steps in their adult lives. But when Ted discovers the gang planned to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, he is uncompromising, saying that they should go through with their plans anyway. Robin moves to Japan, and Marshall and Lily pack up to move to their apartment.

Walt and Jesse are now in full production in the new lab and are easily producing the 200 lbs per week of meth, as agreed. In fact, they're producing a few pounds more than required and Jesse can't quite understand why they're just "giving it away". He decides to take advantage of the situation. Walt's brother-in-law Hank is still recovering in the hospital and Marie is at a loss about what to do when she learns that their health plan will not necessarily provide the quantity and the quality of physical therapy required for Hank to fully recover the use of his legs. Skyler proposes that she and Walt pay the bills and has an interesting story to tell about how they can afford it. As for Walt, he realizes that his life was in danger and that it was only Gus' intervention that saved him.

The gang finally tells Ted what they really feel about Zoey, which drives him to make an important decision.

Jack learns to appreciate Leap Day while Tracy takes the writers to a restaurant to spend an almost-expired gift card. Liz and Jenna try to seduce an internet billionaire.

On Jacob's orders, Hurley leads Jack to a lighthouse. Meanwhile, Claire questions an Other she has captured while tending to an injured Jin. In the flash sideways, Jack is a single father trying to bond with his son.

A new student named Allison Taylor arrives at Springfield Elementary School and proves to be more than a match for Lisa in both educational and musical feats. After Allison wins first chair saxophone in the school orchestra ahead of her, Lisa vows to defeat Allison at something: by winning the school diorama contest. Meanwhile, Homer steals 100 pounds of sugar from an overturned truck and decides to sell it to the town. However, despite his best efforts to guard his sugar mound, a rainstorm dissolves it. At the contest, Bart switches Allison's diorama of The Tell-Tale Heart with a cow's heart to help Lisa win. Lisa's guilt at the plan forces her to give Allison's real model back. The pair set aside their differences and become friends. Principal Skinner decides that neither Allison nor Lisa's entry deserves to win, awarding victory to Ralph Wiggum.

When Homer inadvertently humiliates Bart in front of a stadium crowd, Marge encourages Homer to enroll in a fathering enrichment class taught by therapist Dr. Zander. Shocked to learn that Homer often strangles Bart for mischievous behavior, Dr. Zander conducts a series of treatments with the help of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to teach Homer what it feels like to be young and small. But when Bart learns that the therapy sessions have transformed Homer into a pushover, he takes advantage of Homer and becomes a school bully. Hoping therapy could also cure Bart of his bullying habits, Marge enlists Dr. Zander's help to patch their relationship.

Jenna has a relationship with someone in the music industry. Jack's mother horns in on a ribbon-cutting ceremony. Tracy's son is ready for college.

Michael trains his office replacement, Deangelo (Will Ferrell), for hosting the Dundie Awards. Meanwhile, Erin deals with her dislike of her boyfriend, Gabe.

The matchmaking service from episode 7 finally matches Ted to his dream girl, but Ted realizes that Robin is the one for him. Lily secretly has an interview for an art fellowship in San Francisco. Barney has a feud with an office worker across the street.

Saturday 3 pm: Barney's father Jerome arrives and wants to see him back together with his mother, but James has other ideas. Meanwhile, an important wedding-related duty is messed up and Ted is blamed.

Jimmy decides to choose guardians for Hope in case he dies, which leads to everyone arguing over who could take care of her best. Sabrina is taken off guard by being put in the will, and Burt feels he could take of her fine, but Virgina and Jimmy disagree. In the end, after everyone works together to be better people more fit to take care of a child, they have to hide from and stop Maw-Maw, when she believes there to be mongooses in the house.

When Ted plans to move in with Robin, Barney steals Ted's moving truck. Marshall and Lily initially enjoy having the apartment to themselves, but soon learn that Ted kept everything together. Robin and Ted decide not to move in together after all, much to Marshall and Lily's joy.

Jenna fakes a breakdown to try and win back Paul. Jack sets Liz up on a blind date. Criss and Liz try to figure out if they are ready to be parents.

Jay and the family plan to celebrate New Year's together at a hotel in Palm Springs, but the hotel doesn't meet their expectations; Alex and Haley are faced with challenges as they try to watch the kids back at home.

During Reagan and Chris's annual New Year's Eve game night, Reagan's competitiveness comes out causing Chris to become embarrassed. Meanwhile, Missy brings an unusual date along to the party and, Kevin starts to feel as though Ava may be ashamed of him.

ACN continues its charge towards younger ratings by sending Don out to get a story on campus rape and the internet reporting of rape, and having Sloan interview Neal's temporary replacement about ACN's new celebrity sighting/stalking app. Will, still serving his contempt detention for refusing to reveal his source, has a troubling conversation with a new cell mate (Kevin Rankin), who is later revealed, through a picture of young Will and his father, to be Will's vision of his dead father. Jim and Maggie attempt a fruitless search for Edward Snowden at a Russian airport, eventually end up on a false-alarm 13-hour plane flight. Over the course of the flight, they finally confront each other over their obvious mutual attraction, with Jim demanding to know why Maggie hasn't recognised that he likes her for so long, and Maggie in turn retorting that she broke up with Don long before he started dating Hallie, and he therefore had no reason not to pursue her then. To escape the resulting awkwardness, Jim changes seats with another passenger, but Maggie, after thinking things through, eventually gets him to return to his original seat beside her so that she can kiss him. Sloan discredits Neal's temporary replacement on the air, and Pruit, the new owner, fires Sloan and Mac. Charlie informs Pruit that only he has the power to fire anyone in the newsroom, and, on the way to talk about the situation privately with Pruit, has a heart attack. When newsroom staff run to his aid, the title song "Oh Shenandoah", which could earlier be heard during Don's campus interview, is heard again. As Will is released from prison, he is told by Mac that Charlie has died. Takes place between May 3 and June 24, 2013.

In the episode, Grampa's new girlfriend at the Retirement Castle passes away and leaves him with $106,000. He heads for a casino to spend the money, but is stopped by Homer, so he decides to spend the inheritance money on renovating the retirement home instead.

The new nurse Kelly charms the hospital's staff except Jackie, meanwhile a patient eases Dr. Cooper's pain who is depressed about the split of his parents. Kevin discovers a secret stash in a dental floss dispenser while Jackie steals drugs from the oncology ward.

After Pierce locks himself inside the panic room of his mansion, he calls on the study group to find the code that will unlock the room and let him out. The group searches the dark, scary mansion for the code, uncovering all sorts of secrets and oddities along the way.

Ben is receiving the key to his city, and he takes Leslie on a trip to his hometown. Ann and Chris find out if they will make good parents by taking a compatibility test. Ron finds out he's being sued.

After years of bad luck celebrating Penny's birthday, the gang starts to believe the day is cursed.

Liz Lemon is head writer for The Girlie Show, a live comedy show filmed in New York City's 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Things start to get complicated when her new boss, Jack Donaghy, insists that wild movie star Tracy Jordan join the cast.

Everyone in the office is excited when promos start running on TV for the documentary. Dwight makes Angela jealous when he starts dating a Brussels sprout farmer. Meanwhile Jim has a big meeting with Major League baseball player, Ryan Howard (as himself).

When the Griffins are selected to have their television viewing habits monitored, Peter attempts to take over television airwaves.

Jack is having a perfect day and succeeding at every task. He tries to channel his winning streak into helping Liz figure out her relationship with Carol. Meanwhile, Jenna and Kenneth enlist the help of Kelsey Grammer to pull off an ice cream scam. Elsewhere, Tracy is trying to shoot a commercial for the Boys and Girls Club.

While Ryan helps his mother as she adapts her new life, Wilfred confronts a new enemy.

Even though Ted and his new girlfriend share none of the same interests, Barney continues to urge Ted to keep seeing her...until he learns who she is. Meanwhile, Robin is learning to adapt to her new status as an engaged woman.

Conclusion. Murphy (Jon Hamm) threatens to detonate nerve-gas missiles over the Eastern Seaboard unless his demands are met. Meanwhile, the ISIS agents descend to deal with him in his underwater lair, where it is revealed that Lana is pregnant and Cyril is not the father.

Pizza delivery boy Philip J. Fry accidentally stumbles into a cryogenic freezer on December 31, 1999, and awakens one thousand years in the future on New Year's Eve, 2999. He meets a one-eyed career counselor named Leela, who tries to assign him an eternal career as a delivery boy. Fry dislikes the idea and escapes into the city where he meets Bender, an alcoholic robot who has also abandoned his job, and the two become friends. Fry soon becomes depressed that he can never return to his old life and surrenders to Leela, but she instead decides that she also hates her job and quits. Now fugitives, the three visit Fry's descendant, Professor Farnsworth, who helps them escape from the police on his intergalactic spaceship as the world celebrates the year 3000. Farnsworth hires the three to become his crew for his intergalactic delivery service, Planet Express, with Fry becoming a delivery boy.

Ted finds what he thinks is the perfect woman, but his friends all find a flaw that once noticed cannot go unnoticed. In doing so, however, they irreversibly reveal each others' shortcomings.

Bart shows Homer how to illegally download films, which leads the father to try his hand at the movie-piracy business.

Marge begins making changes to herself after discovering she has gray hair. Meanwhile, Moe attends a seminar in hopes of getting more confidence.

The gang brainstorms to plan the ultimate bachelor party for Barney.

Jack and the Man in Black use Desmond to temporarily extinguish the light at the heart of the island. The Man in Black makes himself mortal again and almost kills Jack but Jack and Kate kill him first. Realizing his destiny, Jack sacrifices himself to relight the heart of the island, so his friends can escape on the Ajira plane. Hurley takes Jack's place as protector of the island and makes Ben the new advisor. The flash sideways is revealed to be a type of limbo, or holding pattern, for the main characters, where they reside until accepting their life and death, and are then able to "let go" and "move on" together.

Bartender Doug gets Ted and Barney involved in a fight with guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth. They arrive after Doug has knocked out the guys, but take the credit anyway, earning the admiration of everyone except Marshall. But when Ted and Barney are sued by the losers, it's Marshall to the rescue. Lily struggles with two kids in her class who are also fighting.

In the episode, Michael takes it upon himself to teach Ryan about business, but soon everyone is forced to evacuate the office due to a fire. While outside, Michael continues to show an interest in Ryan, causing Dwight to be jealous. Meanwhile, Jim organizes games to play outside.

During a pajama party to watch Robin's early morning talk show, Lily recounts her efforts to sabotage most of Ted's relationships after Ted's girlfriend, Karen, finds a woman's earring in his bed. Barney learns the pleasures of nightshirts, and after Karen and Ted break up, Ted and Robin promise to be each others' "back-up spouse".

When a storm hits Stoolbend, the Brown/Tubbs family try to salvage what is left of their vacation, and Cleveland Jr. shocks everyone by proclaiming his religious beliefs.

The survivors split into two groups; one led by Sawyer, the other by the Man in Black. Sawyer's group travels to Hydra Island, where they are captured by Widmore's crew after Sun and Jin are reunited. In the flash sideways, the passengers of Oceanic 815 continue to cross paths with each other.

A major crisis in Barney and Robin's relationship gives Lily ideas on how to break them up with Alan Thicke's help.

And old friend gets married, and the bride thinks Alex is a jinx; Penny and Derrick pretend to be engaged.

A visit to Brown University (Brian's alma mater) shows that Meg does not have enough extracurricular activities to be admitted, so Meg decides to write for her high school's paper. Meg's first story is an interview with Mayor West and his money-wasting investigation on water "theft". Mayor West shows Meg how the drain to his sink and his potted plants are stealing his water. Peter doesn't think that story will grab attention, so he replaces it with a story claiming Luke Perry is gay. When Perry reads this article, he files a lawsuit against the Griffins for libel. Meg is deeply upset, but Peter, feeling responsible, promises to make it up to her. Trying to get Meg out of the suit, Peter tries to stage a photo of Perry acting gay through seduction, thus making the article seem valid, but Perry doesn't respond to his sexual antics (other than throwing up at the point of seeing Peter's buttocks). He finally confesses to Perry about what he did, who decides to drop all charges with the condition that Meg gets to interview him for a new article. Later, Peter gives Perry a copy of the revised article. Perry rushes back to bed with Mayor West who says he will have sex with Perry only if he would stop stealing his water. Perry agrees, although he has no idea what Mayor West is talking about. Meanwhile, frustrated with his short size, Stewie puts a mind control device on Chris to make him do his bidding, especially trying to kill Lois. The plan backfires when the device is shorted out by the microwave oven, causing Chris to turn on Stewie, though Stewie manages to evade him.