Cats
composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats is a collection of whimsical poems by T. S. Eliot about feline psychology and sociology, published by Faber and Faber. It is the basis for the record-setting musical Cats.

When Tommy Chong stops feeling into the Springfield stop of Cheech and Chong's reunion tour, Homer, knowing the act verbatim, takes over.

Victoria gets accepted into an internship program in Germany. She and Ted contemplate a long-distance relationship.

Feeling frustrated and powerless because of her situation with Ben, Leslie finds strength in a painting Jerry contributes to a community art show, which depicts her as a bare-chested Greek goddess. The painting immediately causes a stir and there is a call to have it destroyed, which Leslie emphatically protests. Tom wants the painting destroyed as it depicts him as a pot-bellied cherub. Ben gets sick of living in a hotel a moves in with April and Andy, only to discover that they don't know how to take care of themselves and he resolves to teach them how to be adults. Leslie eventually swaps the painting with a duplicate Jerry makes, depicting Tom as the Greek god, allowing Leslie to keep the empowering portrait.

Brick believes that a clover he found is bringing bad luck. Elsewhere, Axl is shocked, when his friend asks Sue to the prom.

Mitchell is dragged into Cameron's quest to save an old tree, Jay and Phil have to compete at a kid's party, and Gloria and Claire go on the shopping trip from hell.