The Phantom of the Opera
written by Andrew Lloyd Webber
(Musical)

Claire flies solo to her college reunion and runs into a professor she once dated, but when Phil shows up things get really awkward. Back at home, Jay is obsessed with winning his big bowling tournament, and Gloria is running ragged with the baby but won’t admit it. Mitchell offers to take baby Joe for a while, and Cameron seizes the opportunity to use him in one of his elaborate photo shoots. However, a wig malfunction leads to unfortunate results and no one wants to be the one to face Gloria.

Alex's string of "girls' nights out" doesn't sit well with Penny; Max pushes Dave to get even.

Tommy finds out his wife and kids are living in Ohio, so he joins his firehouse's barbershop quartet, who happen to be traveling there for a singing competition. Elsewhere, Mike flies off the handle after Theresa breaks up with him; and Lou tries to get Tommy transferred back to 62 Truck.

The whole family gathers at Jay's house before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from middle school. However, while at the house, Jay is preoccupied hiding a botox mishap from everyone. Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at him, and Phil tries to sympathize with him. Phil also criticizes Claire on her impending breakdown over the kids growing up too fast.

Cameron is putting on the school production of “Phantom of the Opera,” but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls all the stops to land the lead -- even if that means going against Luke. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Phil to golf and they wind up in a golf-off with Pepper and Mitch; Gloria takes Alex along on errands, which include a visit to a psychic; and Claire’s adventures in babysitting Joe and Lily become a comedy of errors.

Leslie is disappointed when she asks Ben out on a date and he turns her down, after which Ann convinces her to sign up with an oline dating service. Surprisingly, the website matches Leslie up with Tom and Leslie ponders whether or not she should ask him out. Ron and Chris two enter into a contest to see which type of burger tastes better: Chris's healthy turkey burgers or Ron's old fashioned beef burgers. After a disastrous lunch with Tom, and a lot of his taunting in the aftermath of it, Leslie learns that the only reason Ben turned her down for a date is because Chris disapproves of office relationships. Encouraged by this, Leslie sets out to find a loophole that will allow her to pursue Ben. Ron is announced the winner of the burger contest.

"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" kicks off with "Oh, the Places You'll D'oh," a Dr. Seuss parody in which Homer cuts a path of destruction as "The Fat in the Hat." Next, a decapitated Bart is forced to live on Lisa's body in "Dead and Shoulders." Finally, in "Freaks No Geeks," Marge and Homer are circus performers in love -- and Moe is the sideshow freak who wants Marge.

A young soprano becomes the obsession of a disfigured musical genius who lives beneath the Paris Opéra House.