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Meg becomes a model for the foot fetish industry and Stewie decides to experience life outside of preschool.

Conor requests that the Donovan family come together for his birthday, which Ray and Abby have forgotten; Ashley's stalker returns; Mickey's gift angers Daryl and strains his relationship with Claudette; An awkward incident leaves Bunchy confused; Terry learns an awful secret about his gym.

At his boss' insistence, Kenny returns a favor. Stevie offers revisions to Kenny's life story. April weighs a big decision.

As Adam captures family life on videotape, brother Barry is looking forward to getting a car, due to a fact that he turned 16, and on his birthday he got a present he does not expect.

When Earl suggests that Randy might not be right for the job of prison guard, the brothers quarrel over who is really in charge while Earl is in prison, but things get out of hand when Randy takes some convicts out for ice cream. Meanwhile, the warden offers Earl five weeks off his prison sentence if he creates a skit designed to steer kids away from a life of crime and encourage them to be eco-friendly; also, overdue surrogate mother Joy is desperate to give birth.

After the family photo album is destroyed, Marge restages all of the family's photographs, and when a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background of one of their photos, the Simpsons strike tabloid gold. Tasting success and seeing money to be made, Homer takes to the streets as one of the paparazzi, capturing Springfield's celebrities at their worst.

Earl and Randy ask Catalina to return to her old job at the strip club, but they don't tell her that they need her to do it so that the club's owner will pay for Joy's bail. When Catalina does find out about Joy's bail she angrily rejects it. So Joy decides to perform at Club Chubby for her bail but is nervous so she drinks alcohol to calm her nerves, but she is too drunk and throws up on the audience. Catalina sees how stressed out Earl is and decides to take back her job saying "When I jump, I jump for Earl I would never jump for Joy".

Vince agrees to be auctioned off at a charity benefit chaired by Sloan. Eric finds himself falling for Sloan's friend Tori after his threesome. At long last, Ari and Terrance come to an agreement.

Flanders rents a room to two college girls who, without his knowledge, use the spare room to broadcast live softcore pornographic web videos of themselves. Upset that no one in town told him this (and that Homer was the one who told everyone), Ned moves to the seemingly perfect town of Humble, Pennsylvania, while a brash coach moves into Flanders' house and begins harassing Homer the same way Homer harassed Ned.[

Jordan wows the girl of his dreams with magic.

Doug is deeply disturbed when he discovers that Carrie has been purchasing his clothes at the Big and Tall shop. He asks Carrie her true feelings about his weight, and although she doesn't want to hurt his feelings, she admits that she wouldn't be upset if he lost some weight. Since they are being honest with each other, Doug tells Carrie that she wears too much make-up. They both agree to work on their flaws and make some changes. Doug starts working out at the gym, and Carrie eases up on the make-up application. When Carrie gets compliments the next day at work about how great she looks, Doug is jealous and starts naming other flaws that Carrie should work on. He tells her she has a big forehead and a terrible accent, but feels bad when his nit-picking makes her self-conscious. Meanwhile, Arthur has started carrying around a legless "Safety Man" to protect himself from neighborhood thugs.

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This is a commercial for the CNN documentary original series 'The Eighties' which begins March 31. 2016 on CNN. "CNN "The 80's" Promo featuring Los Angeles Voice Over Actor Jeff McNeal" Go ahead, make my day. Read my lips. No no, no no no no. I have sinned. I want my MTV! The Eighties. Starts March 31st and 9:00 on CNN. (Lyrics) Come on All right Three, four Na na na na na na My angel is a centerfold My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold CNN Original Series MTV Music Television From Executive Producers Tom Hanks & Gary Goetzman In Association With HBO The Eighties March 31 9P ET/PT

This is a trailer for the 2013 Television sitcom, 'The Goldbergs' airing on ABC, beginning September 24, 2013. "The Goldbergs - Official Trailer" Back in the 80s before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram... Happy birthday! What do you want for breakfast? Privacy! Oh, please. Don't forget to wash your bottom. ...my family had only one way to communicate. At the top of our lungs. I'm home. My dad. TV's mine! My mom. Dinner time! Fine. I'll eat the way I'll die. Alone. My sister, Erica. Adam, I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom! My brother, Barry. It's jingling. It's keys! Keys means car, car means freedom from all you monsters, I love you mom. What the hell is this? It's a locket. It's got my picture inside so you can always have your mother near your heart. I wasn't just a member of the family. You, Erica, Barry, uh, what's your name. I was the kid who captured it all on the magic of videotape. Stop with the camera! I got you something and I think you're gonna like it. REO Speedwagon? This is top 40! I talked to the guy at Sam Goody, he said it was a hip track. Well, did you talk to Sam Goody himself? You weren't there, OK? The guy had an earring, he had a jean jacket covered in buttons. Covered! You're killing your father. I hope you're having a happy birthday. Come on! This is not fair! Who the hell told you life was fair, you moron? Dad's colorful way of speaking may seem a bit harsh, but it really wasn't. You just had to learn how to speak Murray. It's 2:00 AM. I thought you were dead! I could kill you! You broke it. It's amazing. You little bastards ruin everything. And that's my grandpa. I hear someone turned 16 and could use a new car. Holy crap, for me? Not gonna happen, dad. We've decided Barry can't drive. The only one who understands me is Flava Flav. Who runs like that? Unh. Unh. Pops, you OK? So who wants nuggets? Dad, your mind is not what it used to be. You can't boss me around. You lose your keys, Barry gets some keys. It's the circle of driving. Does this mean I can drive? Yes! No! Hon, I said Barry was not ready and you agreed. In my defense, I wasn't listening. You're riding the brake. Let him pass. Who? The guy on the moped. Get out, I'm taking the wheel. No! You said it was my turn. Circle of driving. Open up! No! Open up! No! No! No! Guys, please stop fighting. OK, we're rolling. Go, go, go! Oh, come on. Not REO Speedwagon. Seriously? Hey! This is good stuff. (singing) What started out as friendship's getting stronger. Come on. ...to let it show. Here we go! Join me. And I can't stop this feeling anymore. Look at you! If you take away my car, you take away my time with my grandson. Getting waffles with that little guy, it's the best part of my week. You know, I don't say it a lot, but, you're not a total moron all the time. Are those the kids' baby blankets? Sometimes I smell them when I feel sad. That's not weird, is it? Well, a little weird. My world is caving in. They're growing up and don't need me as much. What do I have? Me. I'm not going anywhere. Alright, let me have a sniff Coming to ABC. You're invited back to a golden era. With the Goldbergs. I raised a moron. (Lyrics) I can't stop The way I feel Things you do I won't make it On my own (Lyrics) Everybody Everybody have fun tonight Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight Everybody have fun tonight, Everybody Wang Chung tonight So if you're feeling low Everybody Wang Chung tonight Everybody have fun tonight Everybody have fun tonight (Lyrics) What started out as friendship Has grown stronger I only wish I had the strength to let it show And I can't fight this feeling anymore I've forgotten what I started fighting for It's time to bring this ship into the shore And throw away the oars, forever 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore I've forgotten what I started fighting for And if I have to crawl upon the floor 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore I've forgotten what I started fighting for And if I have to crawl upon the floor Come

This is a trailer for the 2013 film, 'Grown Ups 2' a sequel to the 2010 film, 'Grown Ups'. 'Grown Ups 2' stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, David Spade, Maya Rudolph, Maria Bello, Nick Swardson, Steve Buscemi, Tim Meadows, Colin Quinn, Shaquille O'Neal, Jon Lovitz and Alexander Ludwig. "GROWN UPS 2 - Official Trailer - In Theaters 7/12" Remember when we used to come here after we got waster. Shhhh! What's waster? Uh, when you have a hankering for ice cream. I wanna get wasted! I wanna get totally wasted! I wanna get chocolate wasted! Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm so glad we left the city. This is such a good place to raise a family. Excuse me for a second. Open the window. Why don't you open it, you... Riding your bike to school in the morning. You couldn't do that in L.A. Yeah, thank God there's no crazy people out here. How did you become a cop after all that crap we did growing up? Put your hands in the air. And wave 'em like you just don't care. Say ho... Ho. Say ho... I can't believe we used to jump off this. Hey! This is Kappa Eta Sigma property. Easy there, Abercrombie. Hey, hey, hey! Wha-wha-what! Uh, hey, fellas. That was a good handshake. We got a good one too. It goes like this. Hey. How're you doing, sir? Nice to see you. Very good, sir. We're gonna take off. That way. Naked. You guys are losers. I was inside you! You're gonna like this. Hi girls! Wash it up extra soapy! You take these guys, we'll take the yellow car. What is happening right now? Well I might as well enjoy this. Your car is filthy. (Lyrics) Oh, do I love you with all my heart? I do, I do now (Lyrics) Since you been gone Since you been gone Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Lyrics) Don't need nothin' but a good time How can I resist Ain't looking for nothin' but a good time And it don't get better than this Gotta get away from that same old same old Ain't looking for nothin' but a good time (Lyrics) She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise Swing it A Few Years Ago Some Old Friends Shared One Unforgettable Weekend This Summer They're Moving Back To Their Hometown To Give Their Kids A Better Life From Columbia Pictures Adam Sandler Chris Rock David Spade Kevin James Grown Ups 2

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In 1995, a straight-and-narrow businessman, who builds the first online billing company dealing exclusively with adult entertainment, finds himself in the middle of a whirlwind filled with starlets, conmen, Russian mobsters, federal agents and international terrorists, all while trying to hold on to his marriage and family.

After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.