Todd Rundgren

This commercial for Carnival Cruise lines begins with two kids on top of a water slide on board a Carnival Cruise. They are shouting for their parents, who are sitting on lounge chairs on the deck, to watch them. The man tells his wife that this vacation is much better than last year's vacation. She asks if he thinks so. The ad cuts to last year's vacation, where the family is on a roller coaster that is stuck at the top of the ride, with everyone hanging upside down. The mom is holding her purse when her cell phone rings. She opens her purse to get the phone and everything from inside the purse falls to the ground. Cut back to the Carnival cruise and the dad tells the kids to go for it. The kids take a trip down the water slide, squealing with delight. Mom! Dad! Up here! This is so much better than last year. You think? Oh no. No. Come on, go for it! Go! How's this for a theme for your next vacation? Fun. Get on board a Carnival cruise and get more fun for all. Carnival Fun For All. All For Fun. Carnival.com

The commercial begins with a couple standing on the balcony of a Carnival Cruise ship, looking out over the ocean. The man sighs, telling his wife that this vacation is better than the one they took last year. The ad then cuts to what their vacation was last year - a camping trip. The couple is sitting in their car at the camp site where a bear and a mountain lion are attacking the car, pawing at the windows and growling fiercely. The man and woman inside are screaming in terror. The man reaches into the backseat to where the bags of food are stored, while he yells to his wife to throw the food out the window! The commercial cuts back to the couple on the cruise ship. The woman, holding a plate of chocolate covered strawberries, picks one up to take a bite and says, "Never again.". Ah. So much better than last year. (screaming) Food out the window! Throw the food out the window! Never again. Everyone deserves a great vacation at a great price. Get on board a Carnival Cruise and get more fun for all. 3-Day Cruises starting at $299 Carnival Fun For All. All For Fun. Carnival.com

This commercial shows a couple out camping. The man is enjoying himself while cooking over a fire, but the woman looks miserable. As he is flipping the meat, a huge fireball comes out of the campfire. We quickly switch to a more peaceful setting on a cruise ship where the man brings his wife a gourmet meal at a table overlooking the sea. I hope you're hungry, 'cause we... Lunch is served. Mmmm, thank you. Everyone deserves a better vacation Land vs Sea - "Camping Trip" Carnival Cruises starting from $299 - Learn More - Carnival

This commercial starts with a little dark, curly-haired boy, wearing a white helmet as he is on a zipline. Next the little boy is playing miniature golf on the cruise ship with his dad helping him with his swing. Then the family is watching a movie on board the ship, the little boy laughing as he eats popcorn, watching the movie screen as a dog, wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian print shirt, pants. The little boy slides down a water slide, chooses his food (hamburgers) from a buffet on deck. He plays in a play area on the ship, running to greet his parents with his face painted to look like a pirate (eye patch, mustache and goatee all painted on with black paint). He eats dinner with his parents, inside the dining room of the ship, plays in the cabin room, as his father picks him up and swings him around. The commercial ends with the little boy on the zipline again, as his parents look on, watching him have the time of his life on his Carnival Cruise Line vacation. There are milestones that no parent wants to miss. Let's see, there's first steps, first words, first time riding a bike without training wheels, and the first vacation memory that will last till roughly...forever. Now, there's a first. Tell us what you've always wanted to do on facebook. Starting at $70* per day Fun For All All For Fun Carnival facebook.com/carnival

Giant beach balls are inflated and dropped off the tops of high rise buildings in downtown Dallas, where the people below rush to get underneath the beach balls to toss them around. (Radio show voices) (Man's voice)All right welcome back. In case you're just joining us, we're getting some reports that they're blocking off streets in downtown Dallas. (Woman's voice) Apparently a cruise line is going for a world record today. FUN FOR ALL. ALL FOR FUN. Carnival Cruise Lines

After being criticized for her working habits by her co-workers, Liz decides to be more lenient with her staff and work overtime herself. Meanwhile, Jack brings Tracy to a major golf event to get closer to Don Geiss, the CEO of GE, but his plan backfires when Tracy decides to drop "truth bombs".

Michael has but one thing to do: sign a few dozen routine documents. To procrastinate, Michael makes Ryan update emergency contact information of the staff. When Michael gets Ryan's mobile phone number, he constantly prank calls Ryan with crude impersonations of Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson, and Saddam Hussein. Talk of Dwight's karate experience gets Michael's competitive juices flowing, leading to a lunchtime match between the two at Dwight's dojo. Jim goes too far flirting with Pam, and she abruptly shuts him down when their co-workers take notice. After a pathetic showing by both combatants, Michael emerges victorious over Dwight, which leads to Dwight changing his emergency contact from "Michael Scott" to "The Hospital". At the end of the day, Michael promotes Dwight from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager, most likely to ensure that Dwight will still idolize him despite the hard feelings over their lunchtime battle. The rest of the staff, fed up with Michael's inability to accomplish even the simplest task, are forced to forge his signatures on the documents so they can go home. On the way out, Jim gives Pam a bag of chips. Pam quietly takes them and stares in a forgiving manner after Jim.

Fisher & Diaz brims with activity after receiving a trio of unrelated deaths; Ruth stays optimistic on Lisa's whereabouts. Claire is visited by Russell who begs for forgiveness and later finds out important information about her health.

The inmate variety show takes shape with Father Mukada as MC and White the featured performer, and with Omar White as the finale. Said returns from the hole ready to apologize to White, and the two turn over a new leaf in their relationship. Robson's painful teeth force him to the dentist, something he secretly fears. The dentist recommends gum replacement surgery. Alvarez wants to give his dog to Eugene Rivera (the Oz guard he blinded). Cyril's trial looms and gets off to an inauspiciously cold start. Ryan is worried and cuts a deal that gets Shupe disabled. Redding continues to search for culprit that gave Hill the drugs. Poet, in an attempt to hide the truth from Redding convinces Busmalis to tell Redding that one of the Italians did the deed. This results in Redding having DeSantos poisoned. Chucky's condition worsens and out of fear, he summons Sister Peter for spiritual help. Dr. Nathan counsels Peter Schibetta. Sister Pete starts looking for Schibetta's attackers only the 3 who know (Said, Beecher, Schillinger) refuse to divulge. tensions between Mukada and Kirk come to a boil when Mukada convinces Hoyt to squeal. In exchange for a blow job, Timmy Kirk has Clarence get someone to burn down Father Mukada's church and rectory. He is seriously injured, and two other priests die. Beecher and Keller anger McClain, who walks out. Howell gives Keller a free trip to Benchley Memorial. Beecher takes Schillinger's deal: He takes the mail job and Adam is transferred to Unit B.

The story of a con artist and his partner in crime, who were forced to work with a federal agent to turn the tables on other cons, mobsters, and politicians - namely, the volatile mayor of impoverished Camden, New Jersey. *American Hustle received ten (10) 2014 Oscar Nominations: "Best Picture", "Best Actor in a Leading Role" (Christian Bale), "Best Actress in a Leading Role" (Amy Adams), "Best Actor in a Supporting Role" (Bradley Cooper), "Best Actress in a Supporting Role" (Jennifer Lawrence), "Costume Design" (Michael Wilkinson), "Directing" (David O. Russell), "Film Editing" (Jay Cassidy, Crispin Struthers & Alan Baumgarten), "Production Design" (Judy Becker & Heather Loeffler), "Writing - Original Screenplay" (Eric Warren Singer & David O. Russell". *'American Hustle' won a Golden Globe Award (2014) for "Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy". *Amy Adams won a Golden Globe Award for "Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy" for her role in 'American Hustle'. *Jennifer Lawrence received a Golden Globe Award for "Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy) for her role in 'American Hustle'. * 'American Hustle' received seven (7) 2014 Golden Globe Nominations: "Best Musical or Comedy" "Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy" (Christian Bale) "Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy" (Amy Adams)- WINNER "Best Supporting Actor" (Bradley Cooper) "Best Supporting Actress" (Jennifer Lawrence) - WINNER "Best Director" (David O. Russell) "Best Screenplay" (Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell)

Almost Famous is a 2000 comedy-drama that follows the fictional story of a 15-year-old journalist writing for Rolling Stone magazine while covering the band Stillwater, and his efforts to get his first cover story published. The film is semi-autobiographical, as Crowe himself was a teenage writer for Rolling Stone. Starring: Billy Crudup, Frances McDormand, Kate Hudson, Jason Lee, Patrick Fugit, Zooey Deschanel, Michael Angarano, Anna Paquin, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Liz Stauber, Jimmy Fallon.

Lloyd Christmas is a rather inept and simple-minded limousine driver in Providence, Rhode Island, who becomes infatuated with his passenger, Mary Swanson, as he drives her to the airport. Mary is heading home to her family in Aspen, Colorado. She drops off a briefcase with a large sum of cash at the airport terminal, as ransom money for her kidnapped husband, unbeknown to Lloyd. Lloyd witnesses the drop-off, and, thinking Mary has left the briefcase by mistake, intercepts the package before the kidnapper's accomplices pick up their pay, dashing ahead of them to snag the briefcase. Lloyd is unable to catch Mary in time, and is left on the tarmac of the airport with briefcase in hand Harry Dunne, Lloyd's roommate, is in the pet grooming business, and has recently spent his life savings converting his van (a 1984 Ford Econoline) into a sheepdog. Both Lloyd and Harry quickly lose their jobs due to preventable accidents, and the two are distraught over their situation. Thinking Lloyd is a "professional" hired by the Swansons, or perhaps an FBI agent, the kidnappers exact revenge on Harry and Lloyd by beheading Harry's pet parakeet while the pair are out looking for new jobs. Lloyd convinces Harry they should leave their messed up lives in Providence behind and head for Aspen to return the briefcase to Mary, unaware the locked briefcase contains enough money to support them both. On their way to Aspen, Harry and Lloyd have several misadventures, they inadvertently kill one of the kidnappers by accidentally feeding him rat poison, and wind up separating when Lloyd takes a wrong turn and drives them to Nebraska instead of Colorado. Out of gas and infuriated by Lloyd's mistake, Harry begins walking home, but Lloyd is able to trade the van for a small scooter, he catches up with Harry and the two proceed to Aspen. Eventually the two are found out by the man behind the kidnapping plot, Nicolas Andre, a long time confidant of the Swanson family, who holds the three in their hotel room at gunpoint. When Lloyd reveals all the money is gone, replaced with I.O.U.'s written on dirty napkins, the kidnapper freaks and almost kills the pair. The FBI intercept, and Mary is reunited with her husband, much to Lloyd's dismay, who didn't even realize Mary was married.

I dont want to work I want to bang on the drum all day I dont want to play I just want to bang on the drum all day Ever since I was a tiny boy I dont want no candy I dont need no toy I took a stick and an old coffee can I bang on that thing til I got Blisters on my hand because When I get older they think Im a fool The teacher told me I should stay after school She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands But my licks was so hot I made the teacher wanna dance And thats why Listen to this Every day when I get home from work I feel so frustrated The boss is a jerk And I get my sticks and go out to the shed And I pound on that drum like it was the bosss head Because I can bang that drum Hey, you wanna take a bang at it? I can do this all day