Andrew Lloyd Webber

"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" kicks off with "Oh, the Places You'll D'oh," a Dr. Seuss parody in which Homer cuts a path of destruction as "The Fat in the Hat." Next, a decapitated Bart is forced to live on Lisa's body in "Dead and Shoulders." Finally, in "Freaks No Geeks," Marge and Homer are circus performers in love -- and Moe is the sideshow freak who wants Marge.

Claire flies solo to her college reunion and runs into a professor she once dated, but when Phil shows up things get really awkward. Back at home, Jay is obsessed with winning his big bowling tournament, and Gloria is running ragged with the baby but won’t admit it. Mitchell offers to take baby Joe for a while, and Cameron seizes the opportunity to use him in one of his elaborate photo shoots. However, a wig malfunction leads to unfortunate results and no one wants to be the one to face Gloria.

Schmidt finds an extra parking spot, and he, Jess, Nick and Winston fight over it. Winston goes on a trek to find a condom to have sex with Daisy.

Cameron is putting on the school production of “Phantom of the Opera,” but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls all the stops to land the lead -- even if that means going against Luke. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Phil to golf and they wind up in a golf-off with Pepper and Mitch; Gloria takes Alex along on errands, which include a visit to a psychic; and Claire’s adventures in babysitting Joe and Lily become a comedy of errors.

Mitchell is dragged into Cameron's quest to save an old tree, Jay and Phil have to compete at a kid's party, and Gloria and Claire go on the shopping trip from hell.

The gang goes to a Thanksgiving Eve party where Kate relives horrible high school memories.

Brick believes that a clover he found is bringing bad luck. Elsewhere, Axl is shocked, when his friend asks Sue to the prom.

The whole family gathers at Jay's house before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from middle school. However, while at the house, Jay is preoccupied hiding a botox mishap from everyone. Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at him, and Phil tries to sympathize with him. Phil also criticizes Claire on her impending breakdown over the kids growing up too fast.

Alex's string of "girls' nights out" doesn't sit well with Penny; Max pushes Dave to get even.

Feeling frustrated and powerless because of her situation with Ben, Leslie finds strength in a painting Jerry contributes to a community art show, which depicts her as a bare-chested Greek goddess. The painting immediately causes a stir and there is a call to have it destroyed, which Leslie emphatically protests. Tom wants the painting destroyed as it depicts him as a pot-bellied cherub. Ben gets sick of living in a hotel a moves in with April and Andy, only to discover that they don't know how to take care of themselves and he resolves to teach them how to be adults. Leslie eventually swaps the painting with a duplicate Jerry makes, depicting Tom as the Greek god, allowing Leslie to keep the empowering portrait.

Leslie is disappointed when she asks Ben out on a date and he turns her down, after which Ann convinces her to sign up with an oline dating service. Surprisingly, the website matches Leslie up with Tom and Leslie ponders whether or not she should ask him out. Ron and Chris two enter into a contest to see which type of burger tastes better: Chris's healthy turkey burgers or Ron's old fashioned beef burgers. After a disastrous lunch with Tom, and a lot of his taunting in the aftermath of it, Leslie learns that the only reason Ben turned her down for a date is because Chris disapproves of office relationships. Encouraged by this, Leslie sets out to find a loophole that will allow her to pursue Ben. Ron is announced the winner of the burger contest.

When Tommy Chong stops feeling into the Springfield stop of Cheech and Chong's reunion tour, Homer, knowing the act verbatim, takes over.

Ted gets to know Cindy, one of his students who is close to his own age.

Victoria gets accepted into an internship program in Germany. She and Ted contemplate a long-distance relationship.

Tommy finds out his wife and kids are living in Ohio, so he joins his firehouse's barbershop quartet, who happen to be traveling there for a singing competition. Elsewhere, Mike flies off the handle after Theresa breaks up with him; and Lou tries to get Tommy transferred back to 62 Truck.

A young soprano becomes the obsession of a disfigured musical genius who lives beneath the Paris Opéra House.

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats is a collection of whimsical poems by T. S. Eliot about feline psychology and sociology, published by Faber and Faber. It is the basis for the record-setting musical Cats.