- Dates: March 2015 - June 2015
- Type: Television Commercial
"Get Hard - Official Trailer 2 [HD]"
When millionaire hedge fund manager James (Will Ferrell) is nailed for fraud and bound for a stretch in San Quentin, the judge gives him 30 days to get his affairs in order. Desperate, he turns to Darnell (Kevin Hart) to prep him for a life behind bars. But despite James’ one-percenter assumptions, Darnell is a hard-working small business owner who has never received a parking ticket, let alone been to prison.
Together, the two men do whatever it takes for James to “get hard” and, in the process, discover how wrong they were about a lot of things – including each other.
Once you step through this threshold, you will be a part of one of the most feared and respected groups that there is.
Who the hell are you?
I don't think they've ever seen a white person before.
Trust me, that is not the problem.
I'm looking to join the Crenshaw Kings.
I just want you to protect him while he's on the inside.
Mister I'm too good for the hood. I'll bounce your ass up off this front porch sideways.
Uh, uh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word you said.
I sentence you to maximum security prison. You have 30 days to get your affairs in order.
I didn't do it!
They're sending you to San Quentin? Goddamn!
Teach me how to survive in prison they way you did.
I could pay you.
See you tomorrow, convict.
Why would he hire you?
'Cause he thinks I went to prison.
You're not exactly a thug, Darnell.
All I gotta do is be every stereotype he already thinks I am.
Bitch, don't walk away from me!
What the hell did you just say to me?!
What is wrong with you?!
Stop! What is that?!
Now if you can do exactly what I say, you will definitely survive in prison. Let me see what your mad dog face looks like.
I'm sorry, what's a mad dog?
You're mad dog! Like a Pit Bull with no leash. Oh, what are you doing, James?
I'm sad dogging you.
You think that's a strategy that could work? Please don't sexually assault me, I'm already too sad.
I want you to punch that big-ass dude in the mouth.
Well, those are the type of guys you're gonna see in San Quentin.
Hey, guys. I wanna fight you.
This some kind of joke, man?
Your mother's a joke.
Get back here, bitch!
Don't hurt my body! No! My body!
Your training's not going well, man. I got a plan.
You're gonna learn how to...
When life throws you dick, you make dick-ade.
Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
You do this, do it hard.
I could get hard!
What about the simulated prison riot?
Let me out! I totally feel fine.
Oh God, oh God!
Is my eye twitching?
It looks fine.
This is where I need to get out.
James! No! No!
(Lyrics) Still Snoop Dogg and D-R-E
Guess who's back
Still, still doing that shit, huh Dre?
Oh for sure, check me out
(Lyrics) Bend ova, make your knees touch your elbows!
Head baby on the fly ain't shit really
I get pussy so wet that's a free willy
Pussy on the pedestal watch 'em pop a wheelie
I don't miss, Take shots, get faded up in it
A million, get illin' richest nigga in the building
Hundred business, Hundred business back in it
30 Days Ago
From Warner Bros. Pictures
Sometimes You Need A Hand
To Get Hard