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The group holds a Norse funeral for Phil by sending his coffin out to sea on a makeshift Viking vessel, which Tandy tries to burn by unsuccessfully shooting torches at it with a bow. Tandy cannot hide that he is unable to find closure after losing Phil even if they were rivals for much of the time they knew each other. He later investigates Phil's possessions and is surprised to learn that Phil did indeed have a middle name: Stacy. He also hopes to help raise Erica's baby, but she tells him that Phil's last request was to keep him away from doing so. Outraged, Tandy builds a fire to burn all of Phil's possessions. Suddenly, Phil's coffin washes up on shore, and Erica catches Tandy grieving beside it. After the two bury the coffin in the sand, Erica helps Tandy find closure. Meanwhile, Tandy reveals to Carol that Todd and Gail have been seeing each other, but he is not aware that Melissa knows, so he warns Carol against telling her. Nevertheless, Melissa attempts to win back Todd, kissing him without Gail's knowledge. When Melissa announces this to Carol, Carol confronts Todd and shames him before kissing him herself.

The Gallagher home is in disarray, with everyone neglecting monetary and practical obligations. Lip adjusts to a new reality; and buttsheads with Amanda. Debbie and Derek agree that it's time to consummate their relationship, and after learning of a lifestyle that appeals to her, Debbie makes a potentially life changing decision. Frank falls for Bianca, and begins his own unique form of courting. Ian is feeling lifeless and turns to extreme measures to feel again. He later enlightens Sammi concerning his military insubordination. He and Mickey have a romp over their differences, before making love at an old rendezvous. Kev unwittingly sells synthetic marijuana to a handful of college students that leads to one of them jumping out second story window. Lip turns to his new lover for an assist, and she dishes out some harsh truth. After that debacle, Kev returns to V. After an emotional day with Sean, Fiona drifts further away from Gus. When Mickey and Ian return home, Sammi has a devastating surprise awaiting the latter.

The twenty-fifth annual Simpsons Halloween special includes parodies of Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange and The Others. In the segment spoofing The Others, the Simpsons are haunted by a family of ghosts that turns out to be their former selves from The Tracey Ullman Show.'School in Hell' inspired by the work of (British comic book author) Neil Gaiman.

When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to take the money Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

Donna tries to run for the school board, but her plans are thwarted when Cleveland accidentally kills a new friend playing a game. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. discovers that he is an excellent diver.

The gang reunites for one final episode of TGS.

When Travis suffers his first truly broken heart, Jules and Bobby are at a loss as to how to help him. Meanwhile, Grayson stands up to Jules when she tries to tell him what to do, and Ellie turns to Laurie for support when Andy's overly flirty sister-in-law (Nia Vardalos) comes to visit.

Bob has to drum up business before his rival, Jimmy Pesto, can take over the restaurant's lease.

The sexual tension between Jeff and Britta becomes a hot topic among the study group. Meanwhile, what starts out as a simple contest for a chance at early class registration turns the peaceful campus of Greendale Community College into an all-out war zone. Friendships are tested, as only one student can be victorious.

Hoping for his good deeds to be recognized, Earl celebrates his birthday but is instead reminded of more unresolved issues on his list. But with the kind-nature of Camden County's people, will Earl heave a load off with his list?

Christmas time at the office leads to depression for Michael, when his girlfriend Carol breaks up with him. Michael, Andy, Dwight, and Jim then go to a local Benihana's, where both Michael and Andy find dates with two of the restaurant's waitresses. Back at the office, an altercation with Angela on the Party Planning Committee leads Karen and Pam to create their own Christmas party. When the majority of the office decide to go to Karen and Pam's party, Angela becomes upset, and seeing this, Karen and Pam decide to combine the parties. Soon after, Michael and Andy's dates leave them, but Michael nevertheless finds someone to go to Jamaica with him.

Liz Lemon is head writer for The Girlie Show, a live comedy show filmed in New York City's 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Things start to get complicated when her new boss, Jack Donaghy, insists that wild movie star Tracy Jordan join the cast.

George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. She gives the mattress to Kramer. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor is constantly asking him questions. George gets Jerry's contractor to make some modifications for his desk, including space for an alarm clock. Steinbrenner is in George's office looking for him to tell him he figured out the lyrics to "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar; he decides to wait for George to return. George gets Jerry to phone in a bomb threat in an effort to get Steinbrenner out of his office. After finding George under the desk, Steinbrenner thinks he has ESP and would be perfect to meet the terrorist's demand of a fitted hat day. Meanwhile, Jerry's contractor, left on his own, has made a change in Jerry's kitchen that no one likes. Elaine gets her mattress back when she gets the right idea; however, Kramer has fouled it up with the stench of the East River. Elaine's boyfriend discovers the benefits of swimming in the East River. Steinbrenner hears a ticking sound in George's office, thinks it's a bomb and calls in the bomb squad. Jerry decides he needs his old kitchen back. Elaine throws her back out trying to get rid of the mattress. Kramer's river gets crowded (both Elaine and her boyfriend are swimming there as well) and George finds a new place to nap in Jerry's cupboards which were rebuilt into their normal condition for $4,000.

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Watch your favorite TV crushes play real-life heartbreakers in these juicy love triangles gone wrong. Premieres Wednesday, August 13th at 10/9c on Investigation Discovery! "Heartbreakers | Wednesday Aug 13 10/9c" Love triangles just got juicier. Should we do this? You're married. Stay away from my wife! Because your teenage crushes are back, and they'll do anything for love. When you play ball in the house, things wind up broken. Can I get an amen? Jack Wagner, Christopher Knight, Tracey Gold, Judd Nelson, Rob Estes, Antonio Sabato, Jr.. I feel passion for you. Heartbreakers. All new series Wednesday, August 13th at 10:00 on Investigation Discovery. (Lyrics) You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker Don't you mess around with me You're a heartbreaker, love taker Don't you mess around, no, no, no ID Investigation Discovery Jack Wagner Christopher Knight Tracey Gold Judd Nelson Rob Estes Antonio Sabato, Jr. Heartbreakers All New Series Wednesday August 13th 10/9c

This commercial for Target begins with a baby girl, wearing a green dress, playing with a laptop, banging her hands on the keyboard, having fun. The screen on the laptop shows that files are in the process of being deleted. The baby grows tired of the pounding on the keyboard and returns to her toys on the floor. The product being advertised by Target is a Lexar 4 GB flash drive. Lexar $14.99/4GB Life's a moving target. Expect More. Pay Less.

The film centers on a married couple, Dean and Cindy, and their relationship over a number of years by shifting between different time periods. Problems with the marriage center around Cindy's ambition, juxtaposed to Dean's contentment to center his life around his wife and child.

When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously.

A young man must complete his work at a Navy Flight school to become an aviator, with the help of a tough gunnery sergeant and his new girlfriend.