- Dates: August 2015 - November 2015
- Type: Television Commercial
"Deadpool | Red Band Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX" - NSFW Deadpool | Red Band Trailer : Based upon Marvel Comics' most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life. Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller, Gina Carano, Brianna Hildebrand I love you Wade Wilson. We can fight this. You're right. The cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without. What if I told you we can make you better? You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of. Make you a superhero. You just promise you'll do right by me so I can do right by someone else. And please don't make the super suit green, or animated. One things that never survives this place is a sense of humor. Oh, we'll see about that Posh Spice. Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell? Wait! You may be wondering, why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants. Daddy needs to express some rage. Motherfucker! Uh! It reeks like old lady pants in here. Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth. Oh, motherfucker you are hard to look at. Like a testicle with teeth. You look like Freddy Kruger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. Exactly. Oh, I'm touching myself tonight. You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado. Thank you. (Lyrics) Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom) You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy motha- uh (Lyrics) X gon give it to ya Fuck wait for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to ya Damn right and I'll do it again Cuz I am right so I gots to win Break bread wit the enemy But no matter how many cats I break bread wit I'll break who you sendin me I'm gettin down, down Make it say freeze But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo) Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play Stay out my way, motherfucker X gon give it to ya He gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya He gon give it to ya 20th Century Fox Wade Ouchie Shoop In 2016 with great power comes great irresponsibility Deadpool February 2016 #Deadpool DeadpoolWebsite.com