- Date: April 26, 1999
- Type: Television Episode
This Television Episode refers to Pygmalion written by George Bernard Shaw
Tim Sachsky is upset that his wife is dating so soon after their decision to get a divorce. Doug asks Tim why he's upset when he is the one who started dating first. Tim tells Doug he made it all up, and instead of going on dates, he's been hanging out at the movie theater, watching teen movies. Spence tells Tim that he needs to check out 'She's All That', saying it's like a modern day 'Pygmalion'.
Doug and Carrie have done everything they can to avoid their annoying neighbors, Tim and Dorothy Sacksky. But when the couple separates, they graciously offer their week at a Hamptons time share to the Heffernans, so that it won't go unused. Until they get their hands on the keys to the cottage, Doug and Carrie feel obligated to console the unhappy couple. Doug goes skeet-shooting with Tim, while Carrie asks Richie to sweet talk a depressed Dorothy. But after Richie goes too far, Doug and Carrie fear that their free vacation is slipping away. Meanwhile, Arthur seeks answers from an ointment company after developing a nasty rash.