Mio Energy

Two women, a giraffe and an ostrich, are sitting in a bar, looking at the giraffe's cell phone at a picture of Michelle, a rhinoceros who has had her nose "done". The two women talk about the nosejob, saying that it's OK to change things up. The ostrich tells the giraffe that customizing things in life is OK, like adding Mio flavor enhancement to a plain glass of water. As the two ladies are enjoying their flavored water, a female camel walks into the bar, with enhanced "humps" on her back, making the men in the bar fall at her feet. Hey, look. Michelle got her nose done. Yeah I know. She said it was for medical reasons. Medical reasons? What a croc! Hey! I'm sorry, not you. Look, I've got no problem with a little customization. If you don't like something, change it. Like how's your water? It's water. Add some Mio... Mmmmm. Not just water anymore, right? That's actually really good. Uh-huh. Ooh, twelve o'clock. Think those are real? Those do not exist in nature. Not any nature I've been in. Mio. Shake things up. Mio. Shake things up. facebook.com/mio

Two guys, a cheetah and a rhinoceros are in a bar, The Watering Hole, talking about women. The cheetah is upset that he has lost his game now that Mio Energy is so popular, giving everyone extra energy. This Mio Energy is completely crushing my game. I love it! I take this stuff everywhere. Exactly. Everyone's more energized, more alert. I've lost their respect. Last night, I hit on a dirty hyena and she laughed in my face. Oh that's nasty. Remember when I used to be it? I was the man! You need to track a gazelle down for dinner, you came to me! Oh, who's laughing now? Gazelle! A ha ha ha ha! Personal, portable Mio Energy. Shake things up. Mio. Shake things up.