- Dates: February 2013 - May 2013
- Type: Television Commercial
"Pepsi NEXT Super Bowl 2013 Commercial Teaser - Party Shopping" This Super Bowl XLVII ad teaser shows a group of kids buying supplied for a party. They are in the express aisle of the grocery store, get have at least 3 shopping carts full of stuff. As they are having their items scanned, they ask the checkout girl several questions which give us hints on how huge this part is going to be. They whole time, the people in line are getting angry about the long wait. At the end, they invite the check-out girl to the party and she leaves all the other customers in line without anyone to pay, but the kids throw a bunch of fliers inviting everyone to the party. Angry Man: What is going on up there? Kid 1: Sorry to hold the line up. We just have a few questions about some of this stuff. Checkout Girl: Sure, no problem. Kid 1: Hypothetically speaking, if some of these chips got into a non-violent, but very large guacamole fight, would they hold in structure and taste? Checkout Girl: I believe so. Kid 1: Great. Checkout Girl: This might take a while. Angry Man: Come on! Kid 3: Are these peanuts suitable for both humans and elephants? Kid 2: Circus elephants. Checkout Girl: I think so. Kid 2: How many roles of duct tape do I need to safely support a grown man to the ceiling? Checkout Girl: Three? Kid 2: We'll take two. Checkout Girl: What kind of party is this? Kid 3: Milk is good for your skin, right? Checkout Girl: It's a fantastic exfoliant. Kid 3: Perfect. Kid 1: How much foam do you need to fill a normal sized living room... completely? Checkout Girl: One container is more than enough. Kid 1: Let's go with 2. Angry Man: This is the express lane! Kid 1: Is this really at a beginner level? Checkout Girl: Beginner pole vaulting or beginner reading? Kid 1: Both. Angry Woman: This is unbelievable. Kid 3: Is this good for a shark that you raised in a swimming pool? Checkout Girl: Yes, it is good for all sharks. Kid 3: Yeah, what's your return policies on this jet pack? Checkout Girl: Where did you get that? Kid 1: Can you double bag this? Kid 2: Should we get more Pepsi Next? Kid 3: ??? should have some. Kid 1: Alright, I think that will do it. Thank you very much. Checkout Girl: No problem. Angry Man: Oh, finally! Kid 1: Hey, by the way, do you want to go to a party? Angry Man: No. Checkout Girl: Yes. Angry Man: No. Kelly Tostitos Pepsi Next Foam Pole Vaulting for Beginners - Training and Technique from World Class Athletes Shark Food New and Improved Epic Party Tonight Cash/Debit/Credit Cards Express 10 items or less Epic Party Tonight - Bring Something Unbelievable - Brandon's House - 906 Maple St. Brandon's party is going to be epic Tune in to Super Bowl XLVII to find out what happens.