I'm Mean
performed by Paul L. Smith

Now when I was a little boy, At the age of five, I had somethin' in my pocket, Keep a lot of folks alive. Now I'm a man, Made twenty-one, You know baby, We can have a lot of fun. I'm a man, I spell m. a. n. - man. All you pretty women, Stand in line, I can make love to you baby, In an hour's time. I'm a man, I spell m-a-n - man. I goin' back down, To kansas to Bring back the second cousin, Little john the conqueroo. The line I shoot, Will never miss, The way I make love to 'em, They can't resist.