Romeo and Juliet
performed by Dire Straits

Lainey calls Barry her boyfriend for the first time, and wants their fathers to meet. The two seem to hit it off until Murray, a lifelong Philadelphia Eagles fan, discovers that Lainey's dad is a huge Dallas Cowboys fan. Elsewhere, Adam is frustrated with being a "late bloomer" and feels like his girlfriend Dana Caldwell will leave him for an older-looking classmate. He tries to impress Dana by climbing a water tower to spray paint their names on it in view of their classmates, but things go awry when Adam can't get down and has to be rescued by the fire department.