- Dates: February 2013 - May 2013
- Type: Television Commercial
This Television Commercial plays La Grange performed by ZZ Top
part of Armageddon: The Album
This is the song with the guitar riff playing in the commercial.
"Goat 4 Sale" This potential Super Bowl commercial begins with a bearded man walking down the street with a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. He passes by a man sitting in his front year in a neck brace next to a goat also eating a bag of Doritos. Next to the goat is a "Goat 4 Sale" sign, so because he and the goat love Doritos, he decides to buy him. Soon they are in the man's home and are happily eating Doritos together. The man opens his pantry and kitchen cupboards to show they are stocked from floor to ceiling with Nacho Cheese Doritos. Unfortunately while the man takes a break, the goat never, ever stops eating the chips - day or night. The man falls asleep, with a twitching eye, to the continuous sound of crunching corn chips. The next day, the goat goes to the kitchen to discover that the cupboards are all empty and he screams. This causes him to smash a picture of the bearded man, and destroy a Popsicle stick building that he made. The goat then busts through the door of the man's bedroom to discover him in there with all the Doritos making a "Goat 4 Sale" sign. The goat closes the door, and we can assume he beats him up good - which is how the previous owner was injured, starting the process all over again. Ahh ahhhhhh! Doritos Nacho Cheese Goat 4 Sale 42 bags later... 156 bags later... The next day... Goat 4 Sale Goat For Sale Doritos Crash the Super Bowl 2013 contest