Requiem Mass in D minor, K. 626
performed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Blow Dart" This commercial shows a teen working in a theater up in the reel room while the new Robin Hood movie with Russell Crowe is playing in the theater below. The door opens and a man pulls out a collapsible blow gun. The boy leans forward just as the man blow the dart at him, but he pulls out another one and hits him in the neck on the second try. As the boy slumps over, the man starts stealing the film reels. Throughout the ad, a classical / opera song plays in the background. DirecTV's got them. Straight from the theater to your living room a month before NetFlix. Don't just watch TV. DirecTV Direct TV, DirectTV (Film Reels) Date Night Get Him to the Greek MacGruber Nightmare on Elm Street Preditors The Kids are Alright Packages starting at $29.95 per month directv.com 1-800 DIRECTV Don't just watch TV. DirecTV

"Roommate Ad: Ultrabook Convertible by Intel" Ah, Ultrabook. Intel powered. Convertible. All hardware wants to be you. All software wants to be with you. But pity the old laptop. What do you have to offer? Nothing. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee. Out with the old. In with the Ultrabook. Out with the old. In with the Ultrabook.

This commercial addresses the frustration that people have with sales and coupons. You do your shopping, and find out that you either just missed a great sale, or you get a coupon to save a lot of money after you've already bought something. JC Penney, which is now under new management, intends to change all that with everyday low prices instead of making you wait for sales or use coupons. The commercial begins with a woman shopping in the jewelry section of a department store. A sign above her says, "67% off, Yesterday only" and she screams, "Noooooo". Another woman is walking by a store and notices an advertisement for a jacket at 62% off that she is already wearing. Another woman is shown furiously clipping coupons, and another is annoyed by the piles of coupons and sale papers that fill up her mailbox. Next is a guy waiting in line at 4am for a sale, and a man looking at a sale flier while his dog looks on confused by his anger. An older man is intimidated by all the sale signs as he goes up the escalator. At the end, there is a quick montage of people yelling and screaming, "No" because they just can't take it any more. The "people" even include a cartoon and a puppet (marionette) who join in the shouting. No! Noo! Nooo! Noooo! Nooooo! Noooooo! Nooooooo! Noooooooo! Nooooooooo! Noooooooooo! 67% off - yesterday only Sale 62% $7.95, $15.00 off sweaters Blow out - buy 4, get 7 23% off 42% off 4am Blow out, 43% early bird, crazy 4am door buster, be there 77%, original price, new price 34% off, only Wed & Fri Enough. Is. Enough. JCP 2.1.12, 2/1/12, Feb 1, 2012, February 1, 2012 facebook.com/jcp JCPenney, JC Penney, JCPenny, JC Penny, JCP

Roger Federer comes home and hears a fly buzzing around his house. He tries to get rid of the fly using a tennis ball, a rolled up newspaper and a broom. None of the items work, and he ends up destroying his house in the process. Finally the fly lands on the window, so Roger takes off his Nike Free trainer, and uses that to successfully swat the fly. "Nike Presents: Roger Federer in Fly Swatter" Nike Free Ultimate Flexibility Nike.com/Free

The commercial is set in an old English pub/bar. A man walks in and orders a pint of Rickard's. As the bartender starts to pour it, a choir pops up out of nowhere and starts singing. There is thunder, lightning, and rain, and a man on a horse rides up. As soon as the glass is full from the draft (draught), the choir stops singing and everything goes back to normal. So distinctive Rickard's A pint of glory

aka: X2, X-Men 2, X-Men II