Symphony No.9 in D Minor, Op. 125 "Choral" (Ode to Joy)
composed by Ludwig van Beethoven; written by Friedrich Schiller

Fresh off her Harvest Festival success, Leslie takes her crew on a camping trip, hoping the group will come up with a new, big idea for the Parks Department.

Bart gets a perfect score on Springfield Elementary's latest standardized test, leaving Lisa worried that Bart may be smarter than her when Bart is rewarded with a field trip -- that turns out to be an elaborate trick into getting the low-testing students out of the way. Meanwhile, Homer forgets to mail off his insurance payment and must keep himself and the house accident-free until his coverage can be reinstated at 3:00pm.

When a modernized Springfield Elementary has a technical meltdown, Lisa turns the school into a waldorf school while Willie coaches the mathletes.

Brian becomes more submissive after attending obedience school, while Chris realizes that his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.

Jimmy discovers that he was talented in his youth, and sets out to recapture it with the help of Virginia, Burt, and Maw Maw. Greyson Chance guest-stars as a young Jimmy.

The episode occurs roughly two weeks after the previous one–around the time of Charles Whitman's shooting rampage at the University of Texas at Austin. Pete and Trudy host a dinner party in the suburbs, attended by Don, Megan, Ken, and his wife. Pete also attends driver's education classes where he views the film Signal 30 and flirts with a young woman. After watching England win the 1966 World Cup Final with expatriate Brits Lane attempts to land an account with Jaguar Cars, leading to a physical altercation with Pete.

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"Berlitz commercial German Coast Guard" This advert features a new member of the German Coast Guard on duty for the first time. His supervisor explains some basic instructions and then leaves the new guy to do his job. Soon after, a distress call comes in over the radio shouting, "We are sinking. We are sinking." The German man's English skills are poor, so with his German accent, he asks the man on the radio, "What are you sinking about?" (What are you thinking about?). We then learn that this is a commercial for learning English and other languages with Berlitz. German Supervisor: This here is my sector. This here is the most important device of the Coast Guard. This device is the survival radar. Radio: Mayday! Mayday! Hello, can you hear us? Can you hear us? Can you hear us? Hello. We are sinking. We are sinking. German New Guy: Hello. This is German Coast Guard. Radio: We are sinking. We are sinking. German New Guy: What are you sinking about? Improve your English Berlitz Language for life

"Canal+ Fuel for Fans" This advert shows three guys sliding on their knees, yelling, and celebrating. One of the men has his shirt over his head as they slide along. They move through neighborhoods, crash through bushes, continue through the city, crash into boxes, down stairs, under water, and continue into the country - all while sliding on their knees. The pass another guy doing the same thing going the other way before almost getting hit by a train as they slide past a train crossing with the safety arms being lowered. We then see clips of football (soccer) players doing their victory slide the same way after making a goal or winning the game. Fuel for Fans Aon, bwin Canal+ Where the biggest games are played

Chicken for breakfast. It’s not as crazy as you think. "Beethoven’s Song" When I decided to write a ton of world-famous music after I lost my hearing, people thought I was crazy. Just like the other day when I wanted chicken for breakfast. People thought I was crazy again. How'd everything play out? Let me tell you about it. Chicken for breakfast. It's not as crazy as you'd think. Try the new Egg White Grill from Chick-Fil-A (Lyrics) I'll bet you ten bucks that you have heard the tune I'm singing now Because I went on to be the best composer of all time Then I went down to Chick-Fil-A and ordered the brand new Egg White Grill The whole thing was 300 calories And seriously the best thing I've ever had So to recap, I'm the best composer ever in the entire world And Chick-Fil-A's new Egg White Grill is really really really really really good Ludwig Van Beethoven Chick-Fil-A chick-fil-a.com

Dom Pérignon presents “P2 Plénitude Deuxième. Touched with plenitude”, a new campaign that invites you into the world of Dom Pérignon P2, and the intense, intimate sensations and emotions that define it. "Dom Pérignon P2 New campaign with Christoph Waltz" (Lyrics) Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken. Himmlische, dein Heiligtum Meet The Ultimate Dom Perignon P2 Plenitude Deuxieme Dom Perignon Touched With Plenitude

The commercial shows doctors all across the globe, examining patients who are all opening wide and saying "Ahh". Their collective "ahh's" come together to form the song "Ode to Joy". Doctor to child: "OK sweetie. Open wide and say Ahh." At GE, we've dedicated some of the best minds and most advanced technology to bring better health to more people. It's an idea we call Healthymagination, and we think it just might catch on. Doctor: "That was very nice." Child: "Thank You." healthymagination.com GE imagination at work.

John Lewis & Partners + Waitrose & Partners Ad - Bohemian Rhapsody At John Lewis, and at Waitrose, we're more than employees, we're Partners. Which means we all have a share in the business, and we all have a shared commitment: to go above and beyond, for every customer. That's why we've added Partners to our names. Because for us, it's personal. (Lyrics) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me To me Mama, just killed a Martian Put my laser to his head Pulled my trigger I'm not dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, oooh Freeze! I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro - magnifico Easy come, easy go Will you let me go? Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go Bismillah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me For me When you're part of it, you put your heart into it. John Lewis & Partners Waitrose & Partners For us, it's personal

This commercial for Lowe's Home Improvement store begins with a couple, in black and white, entering the Lowe's outdoor plant area. The store is bright and full of color, but the couple are in black and white. When a Lowe's saleswoman approaches, asking how she can help, the man tests out the difference between the black and white, and the colorful, musical area of Lowe's. He pokes his body through to the black and white area, stopping the music. When he comes back inside the beautiful colored world of Lowe's the music plays again. Welcome to Lowe's. How can I help you today? Just a sec. OK. We needs lots of flowers. Well, let's get started. Welcome back Spring at Lowe's with our huge selection of your area's plants and flowers all with our one-year plant guarantee. Lowe's. Let's build something together. Use your Lowe's consumer card and pay nothing for 12 months on any purchase of $299 or more. Lowe's Welcome Back Spring Let's Build Something Together visit Lowes.com/Spring