Nothing From Nothing
performed by Billy Preston

Earl makes up for teasing a mustached girl in school, and it forces him to confront his fear of taking his shirt off in public.

The films follows foul-mouthed, money hungry, recently single teacher Elizabeth Halsey, who is at odds with her colleague Amy. Amy happens to be dating the cute new substitute teacher, Scott, on whom Elizabeth has a crush. When she finds out that his previous girlfriend was very well-endowed, she resolves to raise money to get breast implants in order to attract Scott's attention. She is later told by another colleague that the teacher with the highest class average gets an extra bonus. Her biggest competitor is, of course, Amy