Bang the Drum All Day
performed by Todd Rundgren

Michael has but one thing to do: sign a few dozen routine documents. To procrastinate, Michael makes Ryan update emergency contact information of the staff. When Michael gets Ryan's mobile phone number, he constantly prank calls Ryan with crude impersonations of Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson, and Saddam Hussein. Talk of Dwight's karate experience gets Michael's competitive juices flowing, leading to a lunchtime match between the two at Dwight's dojo. Jim goes too far flirting with Pam, and she abruptly shuts him down when their co-workers take notice. After a pathetic showing by both combatants, Michael emerges victorious over Dwight, which leads to Dwight changing his emergency contact from "Michael Scott" to "The Hospital". At the end of the day, Michael promotes Dwight from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager, most likely to ensure that Dwight will still idolize him despite the hard feelings over their lunchtime battle. The rest of the staff, fed up with Michael's inability to accomplish even the simplest task, are forced to forge his signatures on the documents so they can go home. On the way out, Jim gives Pam a bag of chips. Pam quietly takes them and stares in a forgiving manner after Jim.

Giant beach balls are inflated and dropped off the tops of high rise buildings in downtown Dallas, where the people below rush to get underneath the beach balls to toss them around. (Radio show voices) (Man's voice)All right welcome back. In case you're just joining us, we're getting some reports that they're blocking off streets in downtown Dallas. (Woman's voice) Apparently a cruise line is going for a world record today. FUN FOR ALL. ALL FOR FUN. Carnival Cruise Lines

This commercial shows a couple out camping. The man is enjoying himself while cooking over a fire, but the woman looks miserable. As he is flipping the meat, a huge fireball comes out of the campfire. We quickly switch to a more peaceful setting on a cruise ship where the man brings his wife a gourmet meal at a table overlooking the sea. I hope you're hungry, 'cause we... Lunch is served. Mmmm, thank you. Everyone deserves a better vacation Land vs Sea - "Camping Trip" Carnival Cruises starting from $299 - Learn More - Carnival

The commercial begins with a couple standing on the balcony of a Carnival Cruise ship, looking out over the ocean. The man sighs, telling his wife that this vacation is better than the one they took last year. The ad then cuts to what their vacation was last year - a camping trip. The couple is sitting in their car at the camp site where a bear and a mountain lion are attacking the car, pawing at the windows and growling fiercely. The man and woman inside are screaming in terror. The man reaches into the backseat to where the bags of food are stored, while he yells to his wife to throw the food out the window! The commercial cuts back to the couple on the cruise ship. The woman, holding a plate of chocolate covered strawberries, picks one up to take a bite and says, "Never again.". Ah. So much better than last year. (screaming) Food out the window! Throw the food out the window! Never again. Everyone deserves a great vacation at a great price. Get on board a Carnival Cruise and get more fun for all. 3-Day Cruises starting at $299 Carnival Fun For All. All For Fun. Carnival.com

This commercial for Carnival Cruise lines begins with two kids on top of a water slide on board a Carnival Cruise. They are shouting for their parents, who are sitting on lounge chairs on the deck, to watch them. The man tells his wife that this vacation is much better than last year's vacation. She asks if he thinks so. The ad cuts to last year's vacation, where the family is on a roller coaster that is stuck at the top of the ride, with everyone hanging upside down. The mom is holding her purse when her cell phone rings. She opens her purse to get the phone and everything from inside the purse falls to the ground. Cut back to the Carnival cruise and the dad tells the kids to go for it. The kids take a trip down the water slide, squealing with delight. Mom! Dad! Up here! This is so much better than last year. You think? Oh no. No. Come on, go for it! Go! How's this for a theme for your next vacation? Fun. Get on board a Carnival cruise and get more fun for all. Carnival Fun For All. All For Fun. Carnival.com

This commercial starts with a little dark, curly-haired boy, wearing a white helmet as he is on a zipline. Next the little boy is playing miniature golf on the cruise ship with his dad helping him with his swing. Then the family is watching a movie on board the ship, the little boy laughing as he eats popcorn, watching the movie screen as a dog, wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian print shirt, pants. The little boy slides down a water slide, chooses his food (hamburgers) from a buffet on deck. He plays in a play area on the ship, running to greet his parents with his face painted to look like a pirate (eye patch, mustache and goatee all painted on with black paint). He eats dinner with his parents, inside the dining room of the ship, plays in the cabin room, as his father picks him up and swings him around. The commercial ends with the little boy on the zipline again, as his parents look on, watching him have the time of his life on his Carnival Cruise Line vacation. There are milestones that no parent wants to miss. Let's see, there's first steps, first words, first time riding a bike without training wheels, and the first vacation memory that will last till roughly...forever. Now, there's a first. Tell us what you've always wanted to do on facebook. Starting at $70* per day Fun For All All For Fun Carnival facebook.com/carnival